Definitions by Hlalakar

fumblecunt 

A vagina that is always dropping things.

That girl's fumblecunt just broke my favorite teacup.

fumblecunt by Hlalakar May 14, 2020

taint wafer 

perineal dandruff

I use Head and Shoulders on my chode because I have a bad case of taint wafer.

taint wafer by Hlalakar May 14, 2020

cuntcussion 

Brain trauma from being pussywhipped too hard.

When she refused to let him go out with the guys for the third night in a row he suffered a serious cuntcussion.

cuntcussion by Hlalakar May 14, 2020

Menards 

My testicles

He kicked me in menards.

Menards by Hlalakar May 14, 2020

wolverine

A stout, hairy, homosexual midget. A shorter version of a bear.

I used to be into effeminate fat guys but now I'm attracted to wolverines.

wolverine by Hlalakar May 14, 2020