40 definitions by Hlalakar

cuntcussion

Brain trauma from being pussywhipped too hard.

When she refused to let him go out with the guys for the third night in a row he suffered a serious cuntcussion.

by Hlalakar May 14, 2020

dildonot

A dangerous dildo never intended to actually be used.

After mistaking a dildonot for her regular sex toy, Mary accidentally gave herself a prolapsed uterus.

by Hlalakar June 6, 2020

grease squeaker

A high pitched fart that leaves behind an oily residue.

After I let loose a grease squeaker I had to throw away my underwear.

by Hlalakar June 7, 2020

I can breath just fine

What a white person might say after interacting with the police.

I was worried I would get a speeding ticket, but since he let me off with a warning I can breath just fine.

by Hlalakar June 8, 2020

fumblecunt

A vagina that is always dropping things.

That girl's fumblecunt just broke my favorite teacup.

by Hlalakar May 14, 2020