Hlalakar's definitions

Trumpet

A childish insult directed at Donald Trump supporters.

Well, if I'm a trumpet then go ahead and blow me.

by Hlalakar June 7, 2020

cuntcussion

Brain trauma from being pussywhipped too hard.

When she refused to let him go out with the guys for the third night in a row he suffered a serious cuntcussion.

by Hlalakar May 14, 2020

straight tiktok

A heterosexual analog watch or clock.

My timepiece asked me not to jack off in front of him because he's a straight tiktok.

by Hlalakar May 20, 2020

cunt rumble

A loud, low pitched queef.

Rachael's cunt rumble was so loud it made me jump.

by Hlalakar June 7, 2020

taint wafer

perineal dandruff

I use Head and Shoulders on my chode because I have a bad case of taint wafer.

by Hlalakar May 14, 2020