Hlalakar's definitions

chigger

1. A mite from the Trombiculidae family.
2. A mixed race person with both Chinese and African ancestry

1. I went camping and woke up the next morning covered in chiggers.
2. I don't know if that chigger should be picking cotton or working on the railroad.

by Hlalakar June 6, 2020

Assload

A unit of volume equal to 4 liters; equal to the approximate volume of a fully filled large intestine of an adult human.

I drank an assload of soda last night.

by Hlalakar May 20, 2020

Ellipses

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When writing I indicate a long pause in dialogue with ellipses.

by Hlalakar June 27, 2020

taintanium

A form of steel made by collecting blood from gooches that rip during childbirth, then processing it to remove and alloy the iron and carbon.

This chair is made from genuine taintanium.

by Hlalakar June 7, 2020

wolverine

A stout, hairy, homosexual midget. A shorter version of a bear.

I used to be into effeminate fat guys but now I'm attracted to wolverines.

by Hlalakar May 14, 2020

Horse donut

An equine anus.

I stuffed that midget into a horse donut.

by Hlalakar June 7, 2020

menarche

A system of government where the people are ruled by bleeding vaginas

Gestonia's government is a menarche.

by Hlalakar May 14, 2020