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ouiness

The proper spelling of weenus, which is the term for loose elbow skin.
I just got my ouiness pierced.
by Hlalakar June 7, 2020
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I can breath just fine

What a white person might say after interacting with the police.
I was worried I would get a speeding ticket, but since he let me off with a warning I can breath just fine.
by Hlalakar June 7, 2020
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taintanium

A form of steel made by collecting blood from gooches that rip during childbirth, then processing it to remove and alloy the iron and carbon.
This chair is made from genuine taintanium.
by Hlalakar June 7, 2020
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Horse donut

I stuffed that midget into a horse donut.
by Hlalakar June 7, 2020
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wolverine

A stout, hairy, homosexual midget. A shorter version of a bear.
I used to be into effeminate fat guys but now I'm attracted to wolverines.
by Hlalakar May 14, 2020
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gender rolls

The behaviors that society expects of small individual loaves of bread based on their external sexual characteristics.
Female kaiser buns often consider their gender rolls to be limiting and demeaning.
by Hlalakar June 6, 2020
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taint wafer

I use Head and Shoulders on my chode because I have a bad case of taint wafer.
by Hlalakar May 14, 2020
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