Hlalakar's definitions

indis

A slur for the INtellectually DISabled. Will soon replace the now insulting term "retarded" which replaced "imbecile" and "moron". In 20 or 30 years indis will also become an intolerable insult, and the psychiatrists and neurologists will come up with a new term. Rinse and repeat.

Look at that stupid indis trying to spell his name.

by Hlalakar May 20, 2020

menarche

A system of government where the people are ruled by bleeding vaginas

Gestonia's government is a menarche.

by Hlalakar May 14, 2020

Assload

A unit of volume equal to 4 liters; equal to the approximate volume of a fully filled large intestine of an adult human.

I drank an assload of soda last night.

by Hlalakar May 20, 2020

Ellipses

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When writing I indicate a long pause in dialogue with ellipses.

by Hlalakar June 27, 2020

dildonot

A dangerous dildo never intended to actually be used.

After mistaking a dildonot for her regular sex toy, Mary accidentally gave herself a prolapsed uterus.

by Hlalakar June 6, 2020

gender roles

A small individual loaf of bread that may considers itself to be male, female, or neither.

It doesn't matter if you don't believe that kaiser gender roles are women. Using their preferred pronoun is just the polite thing to do.

by Hlalakar June 6, 2020

gremping

Shoving each arm into a dog's ass up to the elbow, then using the dogs as melee weapons.

If someone ever breaks into my house I'll use gremping to drive them off.

by Hlalakar June 7, 2020