Hlalakar's definitions

gender rolls

The behaviors that society expects of small individual loaves of bread based on their external sexual characteristics.

Female kaiser buns often consider their gender rolls to be limiting and demeaning.

by Hlalakar June 6, 2020

taint wafer

perineal dandruff

I use Head and Shoulders on my chode because I have a bad case of taint wafer.

by Hlalakar May 14, 2020

indis

A slur for the INtellectually DISabled. Will soon replace the now insulting term "retarded" which replaced "imbecile" and "moron". In 20 or 30 years indis will also become an intolerable insult, and the psychiatrists and neurologists will come up with a new term. Rinse and repeat.

Look at that stupid indis trying to spell his name.

by Hlalakar May 20, 2020

Jogger

A relatively new racist term for an African American, because 4chan wont stop until they've ruined every word, gesture, color, shape, and basically every noun.

Whenever I see a jogger on the street I roll up my windows and lock the doors.

by Hlalakar June 7, 2020

Anole

A small color changing lizard who bottoms for the Geico Gecko.

I saw Anole getting plowed in the cloaca by that insurance reptile.

by Hlalakar August 19, 2020

straight tiktok

A heterosexual analog watch or clock.

My timepiece asked me not to jack off in front of him because he's a straight tiktok.

by Hlalakar May 20, 2020

Enumclaw

A town in Washington which is the perfect place to get fucked to death by a horse.

I decided to make my suicide as unusual as possible, so I'm sneaking into some stables in Enumclaw.

by Hlalakar June 28, 2020