Enumclaw

A town in Washington which is the perfect place to get fucked to death by a horse.

I decided to make my suicide as unusual as possible, so I'm sneaking into some stables in Enumclaw.

by Hlalakar June 28, 2020

autunite

A form of autistic mica composed of hydrated calcium uranyl phosphate.

I have to avoid sarcasm around my autunite specimens because they just don't get it.

by Hlalakar June 24, 2020

ouiness

The proper spelling of weenus, which is the term for loose elbow skin.

I just got my ouiness pierced.

by Hlalakar June 07, 2020

Shubdi

A dick that is bigger around than it is long.

My shubdi looks like a hog's nose.

by Hlalakar June 07, 2020

indis

A slur for the INtellectually DISabled. Will soon replace the now insulting term "retarded" which replaced "imbecile" and "moron". In 20 or 30 years indis will also become an intolerable insult, and the psychiatrists and neurologists will come up with a new term. Rinse and repeat.

Look at that stupid indis trying to spell his name.

by Hlalakar May 20, 2020

phosphophyllite

a greenish blue to bluish green mineral composed of hydrated zinc phosphate which smells like pussy and boogers.

Phosphophyllite is gorgeous, but it's too stank for jewelry.

by Hlalakar June 24, 2020

wolverine

A stout, hairy, homosexual midget. A shorter version of a bear.

I used to be into effeminate fat guys but now I'm attracted to wolverines.

by Hlalakar May 14, 2020