Definitions by Hlalakar

fallopian tuba 

Audible ovaries occurring when a person blows into a woman's vagina too hard.

Duane hooked up with Tina last night and I could hear her fallopian tuba from three floors away.

fallopian tuba by Hlalakar May 26, 2020

indis 

A slur for the INtellectually DISabled. Will soon replace the now insulting term "retarded" which replaced "imbecile" and "moron". In 20 or 30 years indis will also become an intolerable insult, and the psychiatrists and neurologists will come up with a new term. Rinse and repeat.

Look at that stupid indis trying to spell his name.

indis by Hlalakar May 20, 2020

Rawlins 

An eerie, creepy town in the middle of Wyoming that looks like it keeps the SCP foundation very busy.

My brother was never the same after spending a night in Rawlins.

Rawlins by Hlalakar May 20, 2020

Assload 

A unit of volume equal to 4 liters; equal to the approximate volume of a fully filled large intestine of an adult human.

I drank an assload of soda last night.

Assload by Hlalakar May 20, 2020

straight tiktok 

A heterosexual analog watch or clock.

My timepiece asked me not to jack off in front of him because he's a straight tiktok.

straight tiktok by Hlalakar May 20, 2020

kumpswarped

When you are getting fisted in the ass, but then they grab a hold of something and pull you inside out.

After my boyfriend kumpswarped me I spent 3 weeks in the ICU.

kumpswarped by Hlalakar May 14, 2020

menarche

A system of government where the people are ruled by bleeding vaginas

Gestonia's government is a menarche.

menarche by Hlalakar May 14, 2020