Hlalakar's definitions

Rawlins

An eerie, creepy town in the middle of Wyoming that looks like it keeps the SCP foundation very busy.

My brother was never the same after spending a night in Rawlins.

by Hlalakar May 20, 2020

menarche

A system of government where the people are ruled by bleeding vaginas

Gestonia's government is a menarche.

by Hlalakar May 14, 2020

kumpswarped

When you are getting fisted in the ass, but then they grab a hold of something and pull you inside out.

After my boyfriend kumpswarped me I spent 3 weeks in the ICU.

by Hlalakar May 14, 2020

Menards

My testicles

He kicked me in menards.

by Hlalakar May 14, 2020

fleth

A hair growing out of a woman's clitoris.

Morgan winced as she used tweezers to pluck her fleth.

by Hlalakar June 7, 2020

Arctite

A rare colorless transparent mineral with the chemical formula of Na2Ca4(PO4)3F and found only in the Kola peninsula of Russia. Commonly mistaken for a fire type pokemon.

I was really lucky to find such an inexpensive arctite specimen.

by Hlalakar June 27, 2020

Tourmaline

A magical class of complex borosilicates that can't wait to straighten your hair, gauge your pressure, adorn your bling, or fuck you up the ass.

The electrical properties of tourmaline make it great for pressure guages, and it feels great crammed into my balloon knot.

by Hlalakar June 24, 2020