Hlalakar's definitions

taint wafer

perineal dandruff

I use Head and Shoulders on my chode because I have a bad case of taint wafer.

by Hlalakar May 14, 2020

menarche

A system of government where the people are ruled by bleeding vaginas

Gestonia's government is a menarche.

by Hlalakar May 14, 2020

straight tiktok

A heterosexual analog watch or clock.

My timepiece asked me not to jack off in front of him because he's a straight tiktok.

by Hlalakar May 20, 2020

I can breath just fine

What a white person might say after interacting with the police.

I was worried I would get a speeding ticket, but since he let me off with a warning I can breath just fine.

by Hlalakar June 7, 2020

taintanium

A form of steel made by collecting blood from gooches that rip during childbirth, then processing it to remove and alloy the iron and carbon.

This chair is made from genuine taintanium.

by Hlalakar June 7, 2020

wolverine

A stout, hairy, homosexual midget. A shorter version of a bear.

I used to be into effeminate fat guys but now I'm attracted to wolverines.

by Hlalakar May 14, 2020

Horse donut

An equine anus.

I stuffed that midget into a horse donut.

by Hlalakar June 7, 2020