Hlalakar's definitions

death roll

A small individual loaf of bread that has been poisoned.

Andrew called me a faggot so I got some strychnine and baked him a death roll.

by Hlalakar June 6, 2020

gender roles

A small individual loaf of bread that may considers itself to be male, female, or neither.

It doesn't matter if you don't believe that kaiser gender roles are women. Using their preferred pronoun is just the polite thing to do.

by Hlalakar June 6, 2020

gender rolls

The behaviors that society expects of small individual loaves of bread based on their external sexual characteristics.

Female kaiser buns often consider their gender rolls to be limiting and demeaning.

by Hlalakar June 6, 2020

incest

A small six legged arthropod that has sex with close family members.

I saw an incest plowing his sisters.

by Hlalakar June 6, 2020

Shubdi

A dick that is bigger around than it is long.

My shubdi looks like a hog's nose.

by Hlalakar June 7, 2020

fetus

A bite sized human.

My favorite flavor of fetus is teriyaki.

by Hlalakar June 7, 2020

gremping

Shoving each arm into a dog's ass up to the elbow, then using the dogs as melee weapons.

If someone ever breaks into my house I'll use gremping to drive them off.

by Hlalakar June 7, 2020