Hlalakar's definitions

Arctite

A rare colorless transparent mineral with the chemical formula of Na2Ca4(PO4)3F and found only in the Kola peninsula of Russia. Commonly mistaken for a fire type pokemon.

I was really lucky to find such an inexpensive arctite specimen.

by Hlalakar June 27, 2020

Jogger

A relatively new racist term for an African American, because 4chan wont stop until they've ruined every word, gesture, color, shape, and basically every noun.

Whenever I see a jogger on the street I roll up my windows and lock the doors.

by Hlalakar June 7, 2020

fumblecunt

A vagina that is always dropping things.

That girl's fumblecunt just broke my favorite teacup.

by Hlalakar May 14, 2020

Trumpet

A childish insult directed at Donald Trump supporters.

Well, if I'm a trumpet then go ahead and blow me.

by Hlalakar June 7, 2020

cuntcussion

Brain trauma from being pussywhipped too hard.

When she refused to let him go out with the guys for the third night in a row he suffered a serious cuntcussion.

by Hlalakar May 14, 2020

grease squeaker

A high pitched fart that leaves behind an oily residue.

After I let loose a grease squeaker I had to throw away my underwear.

by Hlalakar June 7, 2020

taintanium

A form of steel made by collecting blood from gooches that rip during childbirth, then processing it to remove and alloy the iron and carbon.

This chair is made from genuine taintanium.

by Hlalakar June 7, 2020