Hlalakar's definitions

Assload

A unit of volume equal to 4 liters; equal to the approximate volume of a fully filled large intestine of an adult human.

I drank an assload of soda last night.

by Hlalakar May 20, 2020

Ellipses

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When writing I indicate a long pause in dialogue with ellipses.

by Hlalakar June 27, 2020

I can breath just fine

What a white person might say after interacting with the police.

I was worried I would get a speeding ticket, but since he let me off with a warning I can breath just fine.

by Hlalakar June 7, 2020

wolverine

A stout, hairy, homosexual midget. A shorter version of a bear.

I used to be into effeminate fat guys but now I'm attracted to wolverines.

by Hlalakar May 14, 2020

taintanium

A form of steel made by collecting blood from gooches that rip during childbirth, then processing it to remove and alloy the iron and carbon.

This chair is made from genuine taintanium.

by Hlalakar June 7, 2020

Horse donut

An equine anus.

I stuffed that midget into a horse donut.

by Hlalakar June 7, 2020

menarche

A system of government where the people are ruled by bleeding vaginas

Gestonia's government is a menarche.

by Hlalakar May 14, 2020