Hixxz68's definitions

Woke Blindness

Someone is entirely unaware of the social conditioning of the progressive movement when watching movies, television shows, advertising, and political speeches. The Orwellian programming is so complete that they're unable to see the progressive agenda smack dab in front of their face; they think it is normal because, for them, it is.

I had a couple of supposedly conservative friends recently say that they enjoyed the shows She-Hulk and Lord of the Rings of Power. I was appalled because of all the clear signals of identity politics saturated in those two franchises, a clear case of Woke Blindness.

by Hixxz68 September 14, 2022

Flufferloser

After a loss in sports, skills, a bet, or fantasy football, somebody gushes about how gracious they are in the loss and how they're so happy for the other person that won; they shower them with praise for just having their ass kicked.

Dutch got his butt spanked by Oooohhh yet again; even before he was done losing, he sent out a congratulatory text; what a flufferloser move.

by Hixxz68 October 30, 2022

Corporate Soul Vibe

An individual you encounter in a corporate environment that still may actually may have a soul.

I bumped into the new guy Phil at work today and after a five-minute chat I detected a bit of a Corporate Soul Vibe from him. Just give it a couple weeks because this company will pollute any remaining soul that beautiful angel has.

by Hixxz68 May 9, 2019

Work Talk Violation

When in a social setting, an individual only talks about the work. They have such tunnel vision there unable to discuss any other subject matter that may be interesting to the other party as well. They are at a level of narcissism thinking that other people really want to hear them whine and complain about their work. These individuals tend never to ask questions about what you're doing. On the off chance, if you share some personal information about yourself, they can't remember those details because they are so consumed by their work life.

Sitting in the main square on the fountain, I bumped into my buddy Wayne who I hadn't seen a while, instead of catching up, he committed a Work Talk Violation.

by Hixxz68 May 16, 2019

Betabase

Passive behaving 21st-century males, low testosterone, apathetic phone-wielding knuckle draggers whose mindset is indecisive, lacking leadership qualities waiting for X chromosomes to tell them what to do.

I don't even know why we were trying to get Dano to a golf course; he is so Betabase it's beyond clearing shit with his mom or wife now; he's emasculated and in a state of transfixed paralysis.

by Hixxz68 June 21, 2023

Fantasyslacker

Fantasy football players who do the bare minimum, don't do research for the draft, and don't take advantage of the waiver wire or trades to their fullest are minimalists who tend to suck.

Old Charlie doesn't know what he's doing; he drafted five quarterbacks and three defenses, picked up garbage players to ruin his waiver order position, and has never offered a trade; what a fantasyslacker.

by Hixxz68 November 4, 2022

Puddlemelt

Most people have noticed that individuals of the "Millennial Generation" when confronted directly on an issue instead of addressing the problem head-on they quickly withdraw, curl up and melt into a puddle, hence puddlemelt.

Yuri was really slacking off on the job and we were really wondering what he was doing all day, we planned very carefully as to avoid a puddlemelt incident but even after sprinkles of praise and adoration at the front end of our discussion Yuri ended up puddlemelting into his chair.

by Hixxz68 August 2, 2018