Hixxz68's definitions

Low Steps Violation

A friend of yours on Fitbit or Apple watch that you are in accountability with has a dramatically low step count on a particular week or ongoing basis. 10,000 steps a day should be a pretty good barometer for most healthy active human beings. If that number drops to 50% or less your "friend contract" requires an announcement of a low steps violation.

Our buddy Nappman moves about as much as a three-toed sloth, he's consistently getting a shout out for a low steps violation.

by Hixxz68 June 13, 2019

Fantasyslacker

Fantasy football players who do the bare minimum, don't do research for the draft, and don't take advantage of the waiver wire or trades to their fullest are minimalists who tend to suck.

Old Charlie doesn't know what he's doing; he drafted five quarterbacks and three defenses, picked up garbage players to ruin his waiver order position, and has never offered a trade; what a fantasyslacker.

by Hixxz68 November 4, 2022

Betabase

Passive behaving 21st-century males, low testosterone, apathetic phone-wielding knuckle draggers whose mindset is indecisive, lacking leadership qualities waiting for X chromosomes to tell them what to do.

I don't even know why we were trying to get Dano to a golf course; he is so Betabase it's beyond clearing shit with his mom or wife now; he's emasculated and in a state of transfixed paralysis.

by Hixxz68 June 21, 2023

Wokefree

It's a state that is natural and organic; issues are not being forced or agenda lead; there are no clear identity politics, emasculation of a male, or mentions of toxic masculinity; the diversity is genuine and flows organically; gender and sexual orientation are natural and not advocated, political correctness is not identifiable and no threat of cancellation.

You have to give it to Tom Cruise the mission impossible and top gun movie franchises are Wokefree.

by Hixxz68 March 5, 2023

Puddlemelt

Most people have noticed that individuals of the "Millennial Generation" when confronted directly on an issue instead of addressing the problem head-on they quickly withdraw, curl up and melt into a puddle, hence puddlemelt.

Yuri was really slacking off on the job and we were really wondering what he was doing all day, we planned very carefully as to avoid a puddlemelt incident but even after sprinkles of praise and adoration at the front end of our discussion Yuri ended up puddlemelting into his chair.

by Hixxz68 August 2, 2018

Corporate Soul Vibe

An individual you encounter in a corporate environment that still may actually may have a soul.

I bumped into the new guy Phil at work today and after a five-minute chat I detected a bit of a Corporate Soul Vibe from him. Just give it a couple weeks because this company will pollute any remaining soul that beautiful angel has.

by Hixxz68 May 9, 2019

Name Drop Violation

When somebody you know who is a notorious "name-dropper " crosses the line and starts to reference unpopular people as famous or people that have too many degrees of separation from "said"celebrity, hence siblings, in-laws or distant relations as famous or interesting in any way.

Pablo was pumped to have the sister of the founder of a "major silicon valley social media company" attend his happy hour, Roberto and I both felt this was a major "Name Drop Violation".

by Hixxz68 August 19, 2018