Hixxz68's definitions

Smelted Snowflake

The effect that occurs when the Snowflake realizes they are entitled to nothing, they're not that special at all and should've developed thicker skin throughout life. They are melting uncontrollably because they are no longer in denial of the false reality and construct that they have believed about themselves, hence smelted.

Dutch was getting a little offended over some of the ribbing from his fantasy football cohort. That was the moment his buddy Zicky Gervais realized what was occurring Dutch was at the beginning of the process of becoming a Smelted Snowflake.

by Hixxz68 November 7, 2019

Mandatory Party Time

This is typically a work-related event that you know you have a real good time. Still, you need to tell you're significant other that this is a mandatory work event where there are networking opportunities with centers of influence, also the potential for political gerrymandering, but primarily it's just a good time.

Nancy has been out multiple times this week, but she wasn't going to miss this critical work event and decided to go even though she is tired. The trick is going to be in explaining to her main man Dutch that this wasn't just another Mandatory Party Time.

by Hixxz68 November 23, 2019

Snow"Flake"

In this version of the definition of a snowflake, it goes beyond the standard capacity of the snowflake to be entitled, to think they are special, and easily offended due to a thin-skinned nature. This type of individual has a high probability of also no-showing or flaking on any event they commit to due an emotionally led decision-making process. When heat is placed on the snowflake, it will turn into a puddle, run for cover and thus break their plans.

Al talked a good game and was twice confirmed for the 40th birthday party, but when push came to shove, and it was mandatory party time, he pulled a Snow"Flake"

by Hixxz68 November 23, 2019

Corporate Soul Vibe

An individual you encounter in a corporate environment that still may actually may have a soul.

I bumped into the new guy Phil at work today and after a five-minute chat I detected a bit of a Corporate Soul Vibe from him. Just give it a couple weeks because this company will pollute any remaining soul that beautiful angel has.

by Hixxz68 May 9, 2019

Millennial Drone

A millennial generation participant who acts and behaves similar to a Drone. Their behavior is distant, vacant, devoid of personality, the overall energy is reminiscent of a drone hovering off in the distance.

It was pretty remarkable after interacting with Kevin, very little eye contact, monotone voice, zero personality he's definitely a Millennial Drone.

by Hixxz68 May 10, 2019

Throwback Human

This is an individual who still has a personality, can concentrate, and are not on the phone all the time. There is a correlation between them and there social media use in the fact that they're able to verbally communicate with other humans using eye contact and nonverbal cues. They are reminiscent of humans before the existence of the World Wide Web.

I was in this class at the gym, and there was this new guy Jeff that was actually friendly and talkative and engaging, I really think he's a "throwback human" because he has a personality.

by Hixxz68 May 15, 2019

Work Talk Violation

When in a social setting, an individual only talks about the work. They have such tunnel vision there unable to discuss any other subject matter that may be interesting to the other party as well. They are at a level of narcissism thinking that other people really want to hear them whine and complain about their work. These individuals tend never to ask questions about what you're doing. On the off chance, if you share some personal information about yourself, they can't remember those details because they are so consumed by their work life.

Sitting in the main square on the fountain, I bumped into my buddy Wayne who I hadn't seen a while, instead of catching up, he committed a Work Talk Violation.

by Hixxz68 May 16, 2019