Hixxz68's definitions

Baby Bombardier

It is when a parent/parents bring an infant to a "Clearly Adult" or inappropriate venue shamelessly because they are typically older or younger parents with a serious case of FOMO( fear of missing out). Some of the events you see this occur are; Movie Theaters, Night Clubs, Raging Parties, Bars, Concerts, Guys or Girls night out, and the occasional strip club.

The Swan and I were having a great time at the party until hearing the constant crying from the infant in the corner, "who the hell invited that Baby Bombardier anyway!"

by Hixxz68 August 19, 2018

Bunkerworthy

This generation does not resonate with the term "marriage material" but is looking for a way to filter to their ideal mate. Many people have a pipeline of people dating in an uncommitted fashion. Hence, an excellent way to cut through all the noise is to have criteria that prioritize their selection to one person. Bunkerworthy is which of these people from your pipeline of Instagram, Match.com, Tinder, or Grinder that you would bring and lock yourself in the bunker during the apocalypse for a two-year minimum period. Who will add value, not get on your nerves, and supply some much-needed sexy time?

I was chatting with my son at lunch, and he was saying that he was dating this girl and that girl, and they all seemed like clones of each other, so I had to draw a hard line and ask which one was Bunkerworthy.

by Hixxz68 October 30, 2022

Wantmonster

The standard issue Disney princess is conditioned by Western society to have an unbridled desire for more with zero gratitude; they are particularly dangerous if they hail from California. Nothing is ever enough, even as they receive something they have been pining for quite some time; they receive it and immediately move on to the next shiny thing. The depths of their desire have no end and defy all logic and reason. For the period a Wantmonster is mated, their partner is the most miserable creature in the animal kingdom.

Karen wore down Jerri with an ultimatum, and within five minutes of the excitement of the ring presentation, the Wantmonster moved onto a deposit for their wedding venue at The Four Seasons; Jerry slapped down that American Express black card and knew he was in a lower level of hell

by Hixxz68 May 30, 2023

Name Drop Violation

When somebody you know who is a notorious "name-dropper " crosses the line and starts to reference unpopular people as famous or people that have too many degrees of separation from "said"celebrity, hence siblings, in-laws or distant relations as famous or interesting in any way.

Pablo was pumped to have the sister of the founder of a "major silicon valley social media company" attend his happy hour, Roberto and I both felt this was a major "Name Drop Violation".

by Hixxz68 August 19, 2018

Dada%

It’s the reality that when a GenZ member agrees at the end of a conversation, they say 100%. That agreement isn’t agreement; it sounds solid, but if they feel slightly different in five minutes, the weather changes, Or popular opinion shifts on a dime, they’re no longer 100%; they’re Dada%, which means they’re not on board or agree in any way anymore.

I’m baffled because Shane said he was 100% and was coming over to hang, but then I see in his feeds that he went out to a party; I guess he was Dada%.

by Hixxz68 February 26, 2023

Masturbeta

The penultimate BETA: the beta male mistakes themselves for an alpha male, and the contradiction is so apparent they unknowingly become an Apex beta.

Schwartz believes he is the master of his domain but when it comes down to it he avoids confrontation, is submissive, emasculated, and cucked by his ex-wife Katie, he is the poster child of a Masturbeta.

by Hixxz68 May 21, 2023

Flufferloser

After a loss in sports, skills, a bet, or fantasy football, somebody gushes about how gracious they are in the loss and how they're so happy for the other person that won; they shower them with praise for just having their ass kicked.

Dutch got his butt spanked by Oooohhh yet again; even before he was done losing, he sent out a congratulatory text; what a flufferloser move.

by Hixxz68 October 30, 2022