Hi, I'm Steve's definitions

Life

Something I don't have.

I have no life

by Hi, I'm Steve May 10, 2018

Se suicider

To commit suicide in french.

Wanna go to the mall?
Se suicider.
Huh? Is that french?

by Hi, I'm Steve May 13, 2018

i

When Apple runs out of ideas for unique product names (not that that will happen, Apple’s not unique) so just removes the suffix completely and calls their product ‘i’.

Apple is selling small jars with a vaccum inside and calling the ‘i’. Get it? It’s nothing so it’s just ‘i’.
*Googles “how to tie a noose”*

by Hi, I'm Steve January 7, 2019

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by Hi, I'm Steve September 25, 2017

Cringe

Furries.

Furries make me cringe.

by Hi, I'm Steve May 13, 2018

Please discontinue your life

Kill yourself.

Please discontinue your life.

by Hi, I'm Steve May 9, 2018

Business Class

Taking this is a terrible decision.

Business class is so boring. I’m writing this in business class. Business class is SO boring that I’m writing an Urban Dictionary definition about it to help relieve bordom in the class. It’s not working.
It’s SO boring that I was just touring Penny Lane in Google Street View.

by Hi, I'm Steve January 22, 2019