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Palm Oil

An oily substance which has been demanded by humans since the mid-1980s, and officially produced in Borneo, Indonesia. RAINFORESTS are being CUT DOWN because of this substance, killing trees and creatures in the way. This includes orangutans. But the main effect it has on is CLIMATE CHANGE! Palm oil is found in Cosmetics (Shampoo, soap) and food(chocolate, instant noodles).

PLS TRY to avoid PALM OIL!
"Orangutans are dying because of palm oil"
mugGet the Palm Oilmug.

Uvaed

When somebody has a crush on somebody and fails to attract that person.
Setting, Middle School Dance

Person 1: I should ask my crush for a dance. What do you think?
Person 2: Why not bro, give it a try!

Person 1: Hey, want to dance with me?
Person 3: Eww! No way. Ur not my crush...

Person 1 leaves...

Person 2: Dude, you soo Uvaed her!!! Lol!
by Hesus Believer ๐Ÿฆ† March 13, 2019
mugGet the Uvaedmug.

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#MyLifeSucks
by Hesus Believer ๐Ÿฆ† March 13, 2019
mugGet the #mug.

Hesus

A spiritual god which is currently living in a rubber duck, with over 100k worshipers, who believe that rubber ducks are cute, special, and need to be honored. Please worship rubber ducks, and make it a worldwide known worshipment! Hail Hesus!
"Hail Hesus! The rubber duck"
mugGet the Hesusmug.

George the Country Singer

A famous American country singer, (George Strait) which sings country music to ducks, so they can relax. Sings also to Hesus believers. Hesus is a spirit which now lives in a rubber duck and brings luck to whoever seeks after it, and whoever likes taking baths with rubber ducks, likes ducks and/or rubber ducks, or is a duck farmer or owns a rubber duck shop!
Duck 1: Mom, will you sing me a song?
Duck 2: No. But you know who will.
Duck 1: George the Country Singer!
Duck 2: That's right!

Person 1: Mom, will you sing me a song?
Person 2: No. But you know who will.
Person 1: George the Country Singer!
Person 2: That's right!
mugGet the George the Country Singermug.

Shabushtika

A belief of Hesus, a spiritual god living currently in a rubber duck, which brings luck to people who worship and liver rubber ducks.
Believe in Shabushtika
mugGet the Shabushtikamug.

Unkanloka

Whenever a subject you loathe sucks soooo much. A term which teachers don't understand, basically saying their subject is ๐Ÿ’ฉ
Unkanloka Example:

Setting: Math Class

Teacher: Ok, today I decided you are going to have a test on everything you learned so far.

Student: Math is Unkalonka, because it sucks sooooo much
by Hesus Believer ๐Ÿฆ† March 14, 2019
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