11 definitions by Hermathecles

Flubart

A fart that ejects lube after anal sex.

She had to change after the flubart soiled her panties.

by Hermathecles April 2, 2022

collateral benefit

a military act with an unintended favorable consequence

every landmine the invaders laid turned out to be duds which were eventually harvested, recycled, monetized and repurposed by the oppressed victims into arms they were able to fashion into

The area of land bombed by their adversary was host to an invasive species that threatened the livestock of the entire region providing a collateral benefit to the survivors in the aftermath.

by Hermathecles January 17, 2020

Privisher

A media platform designed for social or common use that in practice acts like an editor by filtering content according to their own private agenda.

I thought I was free to express my opinion, but the privisher decided to remove my content form their platform.

by Hermathecles January 31, 2022

Antiaccidents

a nutritional supplement that aides in avoiding collisions.

He would've crashed into the errant driver if he had forgotten to take his antiaccidents.

by Hermathecles December 30, 2020