moose-knuckle

see camel-toe

by Herb N. Dictionary October 20, 2002

grower not a shower

A person whose penis appears tiny when flaccid, but that redeems itself when erect.

After being derided in the locker room for his limp rat dick, Tony assured the others with his only comeback: "I'm a grower not a shower!"

by Herb N. Dictionary October 25, 2002

beef

to flatulate, usually with authority

I was eating out my chica doggystyle and she beefed right in my face.

by Herb N. Dictionary October 20, 2002

sphincter blink

An involuntary response to an action or stimulus.

I do a sphincter blink every time I hear a car backfire.

by Herb N. Dictionary October 25, 2002

merc

1. short for mercenary, which is a professional soldier hired for service in a foreign army. Used by urban geeks to describe the culprit in a fantasy ambush.
2. anyone who serves or works merely for monetary gain; a mugger

Last night when I was walking home Jonn dropped down out of a tree and tried to merc me with some shurikens like he's a fuckin' ghetto ninja!"

by Herb N. Dictionary October 25, 2002

urban turban

de rigueur headwear of the streets, currently stocking caps

He looked all menacing with his urban turban pulled down over his night goggles.

by Herb N. Dictionary October 25, 2002

early

morning sex

I like rolling over first thing in the AM and bustin' out some early.

by Herb N. Dictionary October 20, 2002