Herb N. Dictionary's definitions

leather cheerio

anus; rectum

My chica's leather cheerio looked like a jelly donut by the time I was done hammerin' it.

by Herb N. Dictionary October 28, 2002

Beaner

1. a baseball deliberately thrown at the batter's head 2. disparaging term for a Mexican, especially a laborer who crosses the U.S. border illegally

That beaner pitcher tried to take me out with a beaner my first up-at-bat.

by Herb N. Dictionary November 23, 2002

seafood lover

a lesbian, or any male obsessed with performing cunnilingus

I got all roly-poly for that party and it turned out to be a seafood lover buffet.

by Herb N. Dictionary October 25, 2002

merc

1. short for mercenary, which is a professional soldier hired for service in a foreign army. Used by urban geeks to describe the culprit in a fantasy ambush.
2. anyone who serves or works merely for monetary gain; a mugger

Last night when I was walking home Jonn dropped down out of a tree and tried to merc me with some shurikens like he's a fuckin' ghetto ninja!"

by Herb N. Dictionary October 25, 2002

sphincter blink

An involuntary response to an action or stimulus.

I do a sphincter blink every time I hear a car backfire.

by Herb N. Dictionary October 25, 2002

dirt road

see back door

by Herb N. Dictionary October 28, 2002

porn storm

Surfing for porn and getting bombarded with pop-up windows.

I tried to mouse off last night but I kept getting caught in a porn storm.

by Herb N. Dictionary October 25, 2002