assed out

out of luck

The chicas get in for free, the rest o' you bustas is all assed out.

by Herb N. Dictionary October 20, 2002

swag

1. originally, Herbal tea in a plastic sandwich bag sold as marijuana to an unsuspecting customer. currently used to describe any inferior marijuana.
2. to steal

I would steal his pot, but that swag ain't worth swaggin'.

by Herb N. Dictionary October 25, 2002

leather cheerio

anus; rectum

My chica's leather cheerio looked like a jelly donut by the time I was done hammerin' it.

by Herb N. Dictionary October 29, 2002

nooner

a "quickie" at noon, especially on your lunch break at work, with the chica from accounting

We slipped into the janitor's closet and pounded out a nooner.

by Herb N. Dictionary October 20, 2002

busticated or bustacated

defeated; used and abused; in shambles

Check out the bubble gum snatch on this centerfold; lips all busticated an' shit.

by Herb N. Dictionary October 29, 2002

urban turban

de rigueur headwear of the streets, currently stocking caps

He looked all menacing with his urban turban pulled down over his night goggles.

by Herb N. Dictionary October 25, 2002

pre

pre-cum; genital leaking that occurs during foreplay

I hate dry-humping my chica 'cause my chones get all full o' pre.

by Herb N. Dictionary October 20, 2002