Herb N. Dictionary's definitions

mouse off

to masturbate at your computer

My chica caught me mousing off last night.

by Herb N. Dictionary October 25, 2002

swag

1. originally, Herbal tea in a plastic sandwich bag sold as marijuana to an unsuspecting customer. currently used to describe any inferior marijuana.
2. to steal

I would steal his pot, but that swag ain't worth swaggin'.

by Herb N. Dictionary October 25, 2002

smogs

cigarettes

Damn! I left my smogs at the whorehouse.

by Herb N. Dictionary November 4, 2002

skreet

ghetto for "street."

That strawberry was booty-nekid in da middle o' da skreet!

by Herb N. Dictionary October 20, 2002

squares

see smogs

by Herb N. Dictionary November 4, 2002

swim at the Y

to lick bush; to perform cunnilingus

I pulled lifeguard duty last night while my chica and her chica friend went swimming at the Y.

by Herb N. Dictionary October 28, 2002

grower not a shower

A person whose penis appears tiny when flaccid, but that redeems itself when erect.

After being derided in the locker room for his limp rat dick, Tony assured the others with his only comeback: "I'm a grower not a shower!"

by Herb N. Dictionary October 25, 2002