Herb N. Dictionary's definitions

tons o' fun

a grotesquely obese female that makes for a good hit and run because of her zealous eagerness to please

I'm sore from digging out that tons o' fun last night.

by Herb N. Dictionary October 25, 2002

swag

1. originally, Herbal tea in a plastic sandwich bag sold as marijuana to an unsuspecting customer. currently used to describe any inferior marijuana.
2. to steal

I would steal his pot, but that swag ain't worth swaggin'.

by Herb N. Dictionary October 25, 2002

buckshit

see shotgun shit

by Herb N. Dictionary October 25, 2002

woochie

adj. when bitches be wearing too much face paint
origin: Woochie prosthetics and special effects make-up

Yo bitch, you're ass is just going to the store to buy me some squares. Don't be gettin' all woochie an' shit!

by Herb N. Dictionary November 4, 2002

night goggles

sunglasses so dark that they make day appear like night.

That tons o' fun sat on my night goggles.

by Herb N. Dictionary October 25, 2002

mouse off

to masturbate at your computer

My chica caught me mousing off last night.

by Herb N. Dictionary October 25, 2002

smogs

cigarettes

Damn! I left my smogs at the whorehouse.

by Herb N. Dictionary November 4, 2002