Henry's definitions

funkamentalist

A member of a culture defined by a devotion to unearthing the secrets of music's origins,a worship of musical compositions as well as an active observation of the rhythms of the universe.

"This man has lost his rhythm! Someone call a funkamentalist immediately!" or: After years practicing religious funkamentalist meditation in a high altitude himalayan cave, Lars claimed he heard an echo of the Creator's voice: "One, Two, One two three four..."

by Henry June 11, 2006

goo

One who is not attractive or appealing to others

"That guys girlfriend is a total goo."

by henry February 21, 2003

kinghenry

adjective.
this word is used to describe a person, place, or thing as the word "adjective" suggests. this word can mean anything positive, for example this word can mean cool, awesome, gangster, pimp, intelligent, sexy, attractive, etc.

1. Whoa, that new shirt you're wearing is kinghenry.
2. Damn, your new 72 inch plasma flat-screen television is kinghenry.
3. I wish i can be kinghenry like you.

by henry February 16, 2005

Camp Sea Gull

A phrase meaning, "something preppy and hot."

Kelly: "Seth Cohen's picture on the OC Season 1 DVD is really preppy and hot."
Jessica: "Yeah it's like wicked Camp Sea Gull"

by Henry January 12, 2005

Crankmes

Derogatory nickname for New York City (Bronx) based American baseball club.

"Schilling's next start will be against the Crankmes."
"Ever since Damon signed with the Crankmes, I have had no use for him."
"Let the Crankmes have A-Rod, he's not all that."

by Henry August 13, 2006

walo

referring to when a man swallows a large amount of cum, an offensive word towards men

Brett:Your such fucken walo
Taylor: Trruu, but i'm glad it was with you!

by henry December 26, 2004

f jackie

From the Howard Stern show, catchphrase referring to departed show contributor Jackie Martling. Originally intended as a response to his leaving the show, it is in practice used as a non-sequitor in virtually any situation.

"Hey Howard, thanks for taking the call. F Jackie."
"Thanks again, and F Jackie."
"Thank you New York. F Jackie, and we'll see you on Sirius."

by Henry June 18, 2006