Henry's definitions

funkamentalist

A member of a culture defined by a devotion to unearthing the secrets of music's origins,a worship of musical compositions as well as an active observation of the rhythms of the universe.

"This man has lost his rhythm! Someone call a funkamentalist immediately!" or: After years practicing religious funkamentalist meditation in a high altitude himalayan cave, Lars claimed he heard an echo of the Creator's voice: "One, Two, One two three four..."

by Henry June 11, 2006

feathers in an uproar

becoming excited or pleased about something that is not going to actually occur

"Don't get your feathers in an uproar, cause you're not going to play!"

by henry February 21, 2003

trees

A slang for Weed, Pot, Poht, Grass, etc.

Plant a TREE, it's good for the envoronment.

by Henry May 26, 2004

surrealistic pillow

Album by Jefferson Airplane. The number one selling album in 1967. Great hits such as White Rabbit, Somebody To Love, Today, My Best Friend, and Plastic Fantastic Lover.

Q. Do you know any good Jefferson Airplane albums?
A. Yea, Surrealistic Pillow is their best

by Henry March 17, 2005

Crankmes

Derogatory nickname for New York City (Bronx) based American baseball club.

"Schilling's next start will be against the Crankmes."
"Ever since Damon signed with the Crankmes, I have had no use for him."
"Let the Crankmes have A-Rod, he's not all that."

by Henry August 13, 2006

goo

One who is not attractive or appealing to others

"That guys girlfriend is a total goo."

by henry February 21, 2003

kinghenry

adjective.
this word is used to describe a person, place, or thing as the word "adjective" suggests. this word can mean anything positive, for example this word can mean cool, awesome, gangster, pimp, intelligent, sexy, attractive, etc.

1. Whoa, that new shirt you're wearing is kinghenry.
2. Damn, your new 72 inch plasma flat-screen television is kinghenry.
3. I wish i can be kinghenry like you.

by henry February 16, 2005