Black Elvis

A lanky gentleman who's view upon the world are based off of the weekly world news and myspace. The vocabulary of this individual is mainly consisted of hidden words found in the word search puzzles of Highlights magazine for children. A Black Elvis also creates it's words or phrases such as "Chillax" meaning calm down or chill out, or "I'll see you tomorrow" meaning 3 weeks from now. Stay away from this persons hand shake at all costs, engaging in a handshake will leave one's hands moist and abused.

"Good evening teacha." says Black Elvis, "Where have you been" says the teacher in a forceful manner "Yo chillax, its only been two weeks"

by Henry September 21, 2005

ripped

to steal something

we just ripped this guys new phone!

by Henry September 21, 2003

don't be a menace in south central while drinking your juice in the hood

Gangsta-mofo movie about foteys and shiat.

I'm black. Here are some more words because I am black.

by Henry September 28, 2004

bong hoe

a women who will do anything for durg but mainly sexual acts

after the hooker had sex the man paid her with drugs

by Henry August 23, 2003

blue woowoo

a blonde girls blue car

yo, we drove drove around all night last night in the blue woowoo

by henry May 13, 2005

Van Smack

Nickname of sports talk host Jim Rome, originally given to Nick Van Exel, longtime NBA player who played for several years for the LA Lakers (LA being where the Rome show is based) but eventually Rome co-opted the name for himself.

"Hey Van Smack, thanks for taking my call."
"I am Van Smack, and we'll be back."

by Henry June 21, 2006

f jackie

From the Howard Stern show, catchphrase referring to departed show contributor Jackie Martling. Originally intended as a response to his leaving the show, it is in practice used as a non-sequitor in virtually any situation.

"Hey Howard, thanks for taking the call. F Jackie."
"Thanks again, and F Jackie."
"Thank you New York. F Jackie, and we'll see you on Sirius."

by Henry June 18, 2006