Henry's definitions

Crankmes

Derogatory nickname for New York City (Bronx) based American baseball club.

"Schilling's next start will be against the Crankmes."
"Ever since Damon signed with the Crankmes, I have had no use for him."
"Let the Crankmes have A-Rod, he's not all that."

by Henry August 13, 2006

goo

One who is not attractive or appealing to others

"That guys girlfriend is a total goo."

by henry February 21, 2003

trees

A slang for Weed, Pot, Poht, Grass, etc.

Plant a TREE, it's good for the envoronment.

by Henry May 26, 2004

surrealistic pillow

Album by Jefferson Airplane. The number one selling album in 1967. Great hits such as White Rabbit, Somebody To Love, Today, My Best Friend, and Plastic Fantastic Lover.

Q. Do you know any good Jefferson Airplane albums?
A. Yea, Surrealistic Pillow is their best

by Henry March 17, 2005

Wind Waker

One of the best Zelda games of all time for the Nintendo GameCube. It takes place 100 years after Ocarina of Time, when Hyrule is flooded under the Great Sea. Link, for his 12th birthday, dresses as the Hero of Time spoken in the legends that reflect Ocarina of Time. Having his sister, Aryll, kidnapped, he goes on an adventure eventually involving saving the world.

Anyone who bashes the game is a graphics whore and/or an Xbox/PS2 fanboy who has never even played this game.

by Henry December 6, 2004

plastic fantastic lover

Not a common saying, but a saying for a dildo

A song by Jefferson Airplane is called plastic fantastic lover

by Henry May 2, 2005

Event-Horizon

Means a great movie and a great Medal of Honor player.
Comes from the name of the MOHAA player Event-Horizon (=UKS=, -UR-, and counting)
Could be shortened to Event, Venty, Hozza, etc.

Woah, he plays like Event!
What an Event-Horizon!
He just did an Event-Horizon

by Henry April 21, 2005