Henry's definitions

Crankmes

Derogatory nickname for New York City (Bronx) based American baseball club.

"Schilling's next start will be against the Crankmes."
"Ever since Damon signed with the Crankmes, I have had no use for him."
"Let the Crankmes have A-Rod, he's not all that."

by Henry August 13, 2006

kinghenry

adjective.
this word is used to describe a person, place, or thing as the word "adjective" suggests. this word can mean anything positive, for example this word can mean cool, awesome, gangster, pimp, intelligent, sexy, attractive, etc.

1. Whoa, that new shirt you're wearing is kinghenry.
2. Damn, your new 72 inch plasma flat-screen television is kinghenry.
3. I wish i can be kinghenry like you.

by henry February 16, 2005

bong hoe

a women who will do anything for durg but mainly sexual acts

after the hooker had sex the man paid her with drugs

by Henry August 23, 2003

funkamentalist

A member of a culture defined by a devotion to unearthing the secrets of music's origins,a worship of musical compositions as well as an active observation of the rhythms of the universe.

"This man has lost his rhythm! Someone call a funkamentalist immediately!" or: After years practicing religious funkamentalist meditation in a high altitude himalayan cave, Lars claimed he heard an echo of the Creator's voice: "One, Two, One two three four..."

by Henry June 11, 2006

parents

fucking morons that ruin kid's lives. All they ever do is nag, and makes up the gayest excuses to ruin ur life. Kids are forced to keep billions and billions of secrets from their parents because all parents ever do is ruin their lives

~I had a girlfriend until my parents found out
~I wasted my march break at gayass programs, their excues " taking this week off from school is for kids to exceed school standards by going into different programs"

by henry March 13, 2005

a self sevices man

a man who is addicted to mastbating

i think bob as turned in to a self services man since his wife left

by henry August 23, 2003

Van Smack

Nickname of sports talk host Jim Rome, originally given to Nick Van Exel, longtime NBA player who played for several years for the LA Lakers (LA being where the Rome show is based) but eventually Rome co-opted the name for himself.

"Hey Van Smack, thanks for taking my call."
"I am Van Smack, and we'll be back."

by Henry June 21, 2006