Henry's definitions

a self sevices man

a man who is addicted to mastbating

i think bob as turned in to a self services man since his wife left

by henry August 23, 2003

parents

fucking morons that ruin kid's lives. All they ever do is nag, and makes up the gayest excuses to ruin ur life. Kids are forced to keep billions and billions of secrets from their parents because all parents ever do is ruin their lives

~I had a girlfriend until my parents found out
~I wasted my march break at gayass programs, their excues " taking this week off from school is for kids to exceed school standards by going into different programs"

by henry March 13, 2005

trees

A slang for Weed, Pot, Poht, Grass, etc.

Plant a TREE, it's good for the envoronment.

by Henry May 26, 2004

Event-Horizon

Means a great movie and a great Medal of Honor player.
Comes from the name of the MOHAA player Event-Horizon (=UKS=, -UR-, and counting)
Could be shortened to Event, Venty, Hozza, etc.

Woah, he plays like Event!
What an Event-Horizon!
He just did an Event-Horizon

by Henry April 21, 2005

surrealistic pillow

Album by Jefferson Airplane. The number one selling album in 1967. Great hits such as White Rabbit, Somebody To Love, Today, My Best Friend, and Plastic Fantastic Lover.

Q. Do you know any good Jefferson Airplane albums?
A. Yea, Surrealistic Pillow is their best

by Henry March 17, 2005

feathers in an uproar

becoming excited or pleased about something that is not going to actually occur

"Don't get your feathers in an uproar, cause you're not going to play!"

by henry February 21, 2003

Wind Waker

One of the best Zelda games of all time for the Nintendo GameCube. It takes place 100 years after Ocarina of Time, when Hyrule is flooded under the Great Sea. Link, for his 12th birthday, dresses as the Hero of Time spoken in the legends that reflect Ocarina of Time. Having his sister, Aryll, kidnapped, he goes on an adventure eventually involving saving the world.

Anyone who bashes the game is a graphics whore and/or an Xbox/PS2 fanboy who has never even played this game.

by Henry December 6, 2004