Hehe I cheated's definitions

improbability drive

fuck physics machine

hank: killing people

improbability drive: is activated

hank: yo wtf

by Hehe I cheated June 13, 2021

discord anti bot day

on this day (april 3rd) usage of moderation-based discord bots is strictly forbidden. Usage of non-moderation bots however is still allowed.

mod: d!warn @user

bot: user has been warned

user: its discord anti bot day you cant do that

mod: oh right

by Hehe I cheated March 29, 2021

Cheese Throwing

the stupidly funny (and cheap) act of throwing cheese at cars, whether they be parked, driving or stuck in traffic.

John: WHO THE FUCK THREW CHEESE AT MY CAR

Mike: I love cheese throwing

Karen: WHO PUT CHEESE ON MY CAR

Mike, fleeing to avoid getting caught while laughing his ass off

by Hehe I cheated March 22, 2021

school's chromebooks

something that blocks every site except google drive and google classroom for some fucking reason

Id rather die than have to deal with the school's chromebooks

by Hehe I cheated March 31, 2021

satanic doomsday cult

help they live under my school and sacrifice goats daily the smell is unbearable what do I do

help theres a satanic doomsday cult living under my high school doing daily sacrifices and I think they might start sacrificing the teachers and students soon

by Hehe I cheated April 25, 2021

hand sanitizer gun

a weapon of mass destruction. to make a hand sanitizer gun all you need is a small water pistol and a butt load of hand sanitizer

how to make: load water gun with hand sanitizer

Damn it someone shot me with a hand sanitizer gun

by Hehe I cheated March 29, 2021

avast antivirus

antivirus that scares the shit out of users with constant popups in the bottom-right corner of your screen convincing you to upgrade to avast premium with the only benefit being not having to see the popups

me: turns on pc

avast antivirus: WE FOUND 23 TRACKING COOKIES ON YOUR PC

me: didnt you say I had 36 tracking cookies on my pc last time

by Hehe I cheated March 19, 2021