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1 definition by Hector Brockelbank

landau

A platform upon which one lies to masterbate.

Kieran: "Why the fuck is Arleen taking so long?"

Amelia: "Fucks sake I bet shes lying on her landau again with her dildo"

by Hector Brockelbank October 17, 2006

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