Headcircus's definitions

Bromoter

Cross between bro + promoter. (as in a club promoter). Its a guy (your bro) who wants you, for inexplicable reasons, to hang with all his other buds, creating an inevitable sausage fest at the party, when girls don't show up (or they were never invited).

It can even apply to football parties, if the bromoter is going apeshit about how cool his bros are.

Man, listen to Dave talking about this guy friends. He's such a bromoter

by Headcircus December 17, 2010

MicroBro

Just one of the guys, who just happens to be really short, a.k.a. "Vertically Challenged". That's all; he's just a short guy that hangs with you and your buddies. If he happens to be a niche beer fanatic, then it's a bonus: a double entendre.

There is nothing in this word that dictates the person's demeanor, so there could be microbros that are jerks, brainiacs, whatever.

The quintessential microbro is Holt Ann Richter, the character from The Cleveland Show. (voiced by Jason Sudeikis) - Holt attempts to be a suave, pop-culture reference-dropping bro, but the effect is undercut by his short stature (he is short enough to be mistaken for a child, as proven by Kendra occasionally referring to him as "the baby man")

by Headcircus March 13, 2013

Phoenix That Shit

take something old and make it new again. but phoenix the shit out of it. Make it so new that it makes you bow at the mere thought of its presence.

Re-gifting also works here too. What are we going to do for gifts for the neighbors?

"I dont know, what did they get us last year?"

"They got us a magazine rack."

"Then phoenix that shit."

"bombing on stage? well get your balls son, and phoenix that shit right up!"

by Headcircus August 21, 2012

Afterboomer

Another way of referring to Gen-X

I was born in 1978, my parents were boomers, and I am an Afterboomer.

by Headcircus May 2, 2025

Panicure

When your freaking out and someone slaps you.

The scene in Airplane, where that woman is freaking out and Leslie Nielsen smacks her. "Get a hold of yourself!" (he gave her the panicure)

by Headcircus January 13, 2009

Clonemy

Clone + Enemy. A hater that still realizes that deep down, your all kinds of awesome (which is why they hate you), but they decide to copy everything you do and still hate you at the same time.

I wore this awesome and really unique shirt (nobody else at the time had it) to the club last week, but Mike was there (a hater). He talks crap about me all the time. Next week I went, Mike was wearing the same shirt. He's such a Clonemy

by Headcircus December 3, 2010

Ink The Seat

Its a phrase used by girls to express a pleasurable experience, especially one that involves sexual chemistry and the production of various juices. Like a squid inks, a girl inks, except its not ink. The seat part comes in because generally you have to sit down to hear profound news, usually bad, but in this case it might be an engagement ring. A diamond is the quintessential seat-inker.

"I loved the diamond engagement ring he gave me. When I saw it, it made me ink the seat"

by Headcircus April 23, 2013