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Phoenix That Shit

take something old and make it new again. but phoenix the shit out of it. Make it so new that it makes you bow at the mere thought of its presence.

Re-gifting also works here too. What are we going to do for gifts for the neighbors?

"I dont know, what did they get us last year?"

"They got us a magazine rack."

"Then phoenix that shit."
"bombing on stage? well get your balls son, and phoenix that shit right up!"
by Headcircus August 21, 2012
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Girlfond

almost a girlfriend. your not really in love, but your not casual either. You are potentially exclusive, but neither of you ask questions.
Yeah, she's my girlfond. Its good enough for now.
by Headcircus August 25, 2010
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Brain Muffin

A brain muffin is an original concept coming from you that is a detailed epiphany. It's akin to baking a muffin in the oven. It takes time and the right ingredients, and eventually a tasty treat.

These treats are thought-provoking ideas that are fresh-baked regularly. Think of them as idea stubs that could become an idea cake. (Generally, you'll develop brain muffins into something bigger, but you don't have to.)
I had a brain muffin today about how i can use peanut butter to get my dog to take his pill.
by Headcircus August 23, 2016
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MicroBro

Just one of the guys, who just happens to be really short, a.k.a. "Vertically Challenged". That's all; he's just a short guy that hangs with you and your buddies. If he happens to be a niche beer fanatic, then it's a bonus: a double entendre.

There is nothing in this word that dictates the person's demeanor, so there could be microbros that are jerks, brainiacs, whatever.
The quintessential microbro is Holt Ann Richter, the character from The Cleveland Show. (voiced by Jason Sudeikis) - Holt attempts to be a suave, pop-culture reference-dropping bro, but the effect is undercut by his short stature (he is short enough to be mistaken for a child, as proven by Kendra occasionally referring to him as "the baby man")
by Headcircus March 13, 2013
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Bromoter

Cross between bro + promoter. (as in a club promoter). Its a guy (your bro) who wants you, for inexplicable reasons, to hang with all his other buds, creating an inevitable sausage fest at the party, when girls don't show up (or they were never invited).

It can even apply to football parties, if the bromoter is going apeshit about how cool his bros are.
Man, listen to Dave talking about this guy friends. He's such a bromoter
by Headcircus December 17, 2010
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Beginnard

Beginnard: Someone who is just starting at some activity (sports, chess, checkers...) but is completely, utterly, hopeless. (Beginning + Retard)
This kid scored 50 points in his first game of scrabble... What a beginnard
by Headcircus September 9, 2010
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American Bento Box

I stuffed my lunch Japanese style into my American Bento Box.
by Headcircus January 19, 2011
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