Headcircus's definitions

Beginnard

Beginnard: Someone who is just starting at some activity (sports, chess, checkers...) but is completely, utterly, hopeless. (Beginning + Retard)

This kid scored 50 points in his first game of scrabble... What a beginnard

by Headcircus September 9, 2010

Boyfond

almost a boyfriend. your not really in love, but your not casual either. You are potentially exclusive, but neither of you ask questions.

Yeah, he's my boyfond. Its good enough for now.

by Headcircus August 25, 2010

American Bento Box

Tupperware

I stuffed my lunch Japanese style into my American Bento Box.

by Headcircus January 19, 2011

Orientify

To re-align your life (goals, intentions, desires) in a way that keeps you walking a straight and narrow path. When we get lost, we get lost in three dimensions, and and lose our orientation. It's a modern-day version of a "mandala" used in eastern culture to balance the elements of your life.

I've been hanging with the wrong crowd lately and losing sight of my dreams. Time to orientify.

by Headcircus February 10, 2008

Bromoter

Cross between bro + promoter. (as in a club promoter). Its a guy (your bro) who wants you, for inexplicable reasons, to hang with all his other buds, creating an inevitable sausage fest at the party, when girls don't show up (or they were never invited).

It can even apply to football parties, if the bromoter is going apeshit about how cool his bros are.

Man, listen to Dave talking about this guy friends. He's such a bromoter

by Headcircus December 17, 2010

MicroBro

Just one of the guys, who just happens to be really short, a.k.a. "Vertically Challenged". That's all; he's just a short guy that hangs with you and your buddies. If he happens to be a niche beer fanatic, then it's a bonus: a double entendre.

There is nothing in this word that dictates the person's demeanor, so there could be microbros that are jerks, brainiacs, whatever.

The quintessential microbro is Holt Ann Richter, the character from The Cleveland Show. (voiced by Jason Sudeikis) - Holt attempts to be a suave, pop-culture reference-dropping bro, but the effect is undercut by his short stature (he is short enough to be mistaken for a child, as proven by Kendra occasionally referring to him as "the baby man")

by Headcircus March 13, 2013

Phoenix That Shit

take something old and make it new again. but phoenix the shit out of it. Make it so new that it makes you bow at the mere thought of its presence.

Re-gifting also works here too. What are we going to do for gifts for the neighbors?

"I dont know, what did they get us last year?"

"They got us a magazine rack."

"Then phoenix that shit."

"bombing on stage? well get your balls son, and phoenix that shit right up!"

by Headcircus August 21, 2012