Haywood Jablowme's definitions

assmanhole

The asshole of a man.

His assmanhole was as big as an oreo, so i ran.

by haywood jablowme November 29, 2007

dike

A large vertical igneous intrustion.

Hey check out that dike!

WOW shes a beaut!

by Haywood Jablowme December 11, 2003

molly pye

wench. wannabe pornstar working as prostitute. booked friday's. doesn't work saturday's. half priced on thursday's

i hear molly's in town. can't wait till thursday!

by Haywood Jablowme April 21, 2005

fagitronics

gay frat activities or frats all together

The two brothers are involved in some serious fagitronics

by Haywood Jablowme August 5, 2004

Mudling

An offspring of the Mudhut. Often crazy, ill behaved and mexican.

Fucking Mudling bit my ankle.

by Haywood Jablowme June 4, 2004

chucks

awsome shoes that i had first before they were popular you preppy little fags.god damn preppy people to hell!!!

o my god im such a preppy little fag i just got new chucks and i think im so awsome. now lets go make fun of the punk girl who had them first.

by haywood jablowme May 13, 2005

hindian

A native of the Indian techtonic plate region of south asia; and worshipper of the hindu religion. Order: hindus indianous. These people dominate the tech support industry and pretend they dont understand english if you have a valid question on any real tech support. They also hate paki's. dirty, stinky pakis.

Abu is a Paki-hating Hindian.

by Haywood Jablowme February 21, 2005