Haywood Jablowme's definitions

baltimore

most awsome city ever!!!!
seriously

baltimore kicks ass!!!

by haywood jablowme March 19, 2005

molly pye

wench. wannabe pornstar working as prostitute. booked friday's. doesn't work saturday's. half priced on thursday's

i hear molly's in town. can't wait till thursday!

by Haywood Jablowme April 21, 2005

dike

A large vertical igneous intrustion.

Hey check out that dike!

WOW shes a beaut!

by Haywood Jablowme December 11, 2003

assmanhole

The asshole of a man.

His assmanhole was as big as an oreo, so i ran.

by haywood jablowme November 29, 2007

Mudling

An offspring of the Mudhut. Often crazy, ill behaved and mexican.

Fucking Mudling bit my ankle.

by Haywood Jablowme June 4, 2004

Cranky Hanky

A tampon or feminine napkin pad.

I thought I was gonna get laid - but the bitch was stuffed with a Cranky Hanky.

by Haywood Jablowme November 1, 2004

fagitronics

gay frat activities or frats all together

The two brothers are involved in some serious fagitronics

by Haywood Jablowme August 5, 2004