Haywood Jablowme's definitions

hindian

A native of the Indian techtonic plate region of south asia; and worshipper of the hindu religion. Order: hindus indianous. These people dominate the tech support industry and pretend they dont understand english if you have a valid question on any real tech support. They also hate paki's. dirty, stinky pakis.

Abu is a Paki-hating Hindian.

by Haywood Jablowme February 21, 2005

Cranky Hanky

A tampon or feminine napkin pad.

I thought I was gonna get laid - but the bitch was stuffed with a Cranky Hanky.

by Haywood Jablowme November 1, 2004

Ghostbusters

Rocks of crack cocaine that have been dipped in PCP water.

Ingested in the same fashion as plain crack cocaine, smoked from a glass pipe. Smoking ghostbusters produces a more elevated state of inebriation that crack alone.

That nigger is whacked, he been smokin' them ghostbusters.

by Haywood Jablowme May 21, 2004

dike

A large vertical igneous intrustion.

Hey check out that dike!

WOW shes a beaut!

by Haywood Jablowme December 11, 2003

assmanhole

The asshole of a man.

His assmanhole was as big as an oreo, so i ran.

by haywood jablowme November 29, 2007

fagitronics

gay frat activities or frats all together

The two brothers are involved in some serious fagitronics

by Haywood Jablowme August 5, 2004

Mudling

An offspring of the Mudhut. Often crazy, ill behaved and mexican.

Fucking Mudling bit my ankle.

by Haywood Jablowme June 4, 2004