Haywood Jablome's definitions

ho ting

overzealous spender,
known nissan nazi

He pulled a Ho Ting!

by haywood jablome April 11, 2003

sometimes

Go Look up Occasionally

see occasionally for definition.

by Haywood Jablome April 14, 2005

seminole fluid

1. A sports drink for the Florida State football team, a la Gatorade.
2. When mixed with semen makes up a sweet nutritional Mexican hot sauce.

Jack: Hey, throw me some seminole fluid.
Fred: How bout you go suck a donkey turd to flaming son of a shiite.

by Haywood Jablome October 15, 2003

Digger

Dirty uneducated negro, normally named Jamal, Franklin, Topher, Desean

That damn digger keeps taking my chicken!

by Haywood Jablome May 9, 2016

son of a shiite

A more pleasant name for son of a bitch, derogatory to Arabs and/or complete fucktards.

Abula-Muhammed: Check out my new math alogorithms!
Joe: Shut the fuck up you son of a shiite, and while you're at it shimmy up my mule.

by Haywood Jablome October 15, 2003

Cock Gobbling Cum Guzzler

One usually referred to as a whore. Goes around giving BJs to anyone and everyone.

Bri Thompson, enough said.

by Haywood Jablome April 14, 2005

occasionally

The most impossibly counter comeback. It is a response to everything and nothing.
You neither agree, nor disagree.. it is such a beauty.

Joe: Go f*ck yourself
You: Occasionally

Ted: Lick my balls
You: Occasionally

Sue: God you're such a fag
You: Occasionally

Boss: You're fired!
You: Occasionally

by Haywood Jablome April 14, 2005