10 definitions by Haywood Jablome

ho ting

overzealous spender,
known nissan nazi

He pulled a Ho Ting!

by Haywood Jablome April 11, 2003

ePenis

The Size you wish it really were. People with low self esteem or a big ego will generaly claim a big ePenis, the only one truely worthy of such claims are the 1337 (Subliminal)

See also ePussy

Joe: Hey sue, I got a 10 inch Penis
Sue: W0W! *Closes window* My names not really sue, im bob, and I have a ePussy.

by Haywood Jablome April 15, 2005

skanky

a real dumb and slutty/blonde bitch aka the town bicycle

Teneille is one damn skanky hoe

by Haywood Jablome October 27, 2004

Digger

Dirty uneducated negro, normally named Jamal, Franklin, Topher, Desean

That damn digger keeps taking my chicken!

by Haywood Jablome January 27, 2016

seminole fluid

1. A sports drink for the Florida State football team, a la Gatorade.
2. When mixed with semen makes up a sweet nutritional Mexican hot sauce.

Jack: Hey, throw me some seminole fluid.
Fred: How bout you go suck a donkey turd to flaming son of a shiite.

by Haywood Jablome October 16, 2003

occasionally

The most impossibly counter comeback. It is a response to everything and nothing.
You neither agree, nor disagree.. it is such a beauty.

Joe: Go f*ck yourself
You: Occasionally

Ted: Lick my balls
You: Occasionally

Sue: God you're such a fag
You: Occasionally

Boss: You're fired!
You: Occasionally

by Haywood Jablome April 15, 2005

sometimes

Go Look up Occasionally

see occasionally for definition.

by Haywood Jablome April 15, 2005