Hawke's definitions

queens note

For Britain, a five pound note, not a ten pound, twenty pound or fifty pound note. GBP currency, alternative to fiver. This word is used for a five pound note because it's the most common type of money in the land of St. George.

Geez 1: Yo man, how much for a zoot of grass?
Geez 2: Your in if you got a queens note...
Geez 1: Safe.

by Hawke July 25, 2006

xbox fanboy

A kid who only ever talks about Xbox. Goddamnit all they ever talk about is Xbox Live and Halo cuz it's all they've got and Halo isn't even that great!

Damn that xbox fanboy was chatting so much shit about playing Xbox Live and Halo I had to tell him how hairy is mum is.

by Hawke September 25, 2005

habbo hotel

Habbo hotel. A giant orange building where there are many rooms with many many 'themes'. You are a 'habbo'. a badly animated pixel bloke/lass who has a p (password) has hackers call it because the word password is banned as are many other words such as pizza and rude words all replaced with bobba. You can control by clicking on where you want to go in a room (where you feel cramped cuz it's overcrowded and lonely cuz you have no furni or people cuz you have no credits cuz your a loser ((or normal person who doesn't waste money on habbo)). Habbo has very VERY strict rules because everyone tries to corrupt the system so the hobbas try to kick everyone. Hobbas are whiny teenage losers who finally get a bit of power when they lie that they are 18 on the internet and become a hobba. They ban you for almost anything and are rather gay. Habbo sucks you in by offering fake virtual furni for real genuine money. If you are hacked or kicked you don't even get a refund. If on habbo hotel for at least a day you will most certainly meet wannabee: hackers, hookers and paedophiles and people who want to cyber (All rulebreakers). Who never seem to get kicked yet YOU do! Habbo SUCKS.

Kids! Don't let HABBO HOTEL suck you in with it's mind washing powers!
Habbo1: Gimme your p and I give you furni!
Habbo2: Here! ****
Habbo1: I have you now! >:D
Habbo2: Nooo! :'(

by Hawke August 22, 2005

The Killers

A vastly overrated bvand always ont he radio with crappy lyrics such as somebody told me that you had a boyfriend about love and they suck listen to real heavy rock - Metallica

Hey I heard the killers the other day, THEY SUCKED

by Hawke March 2, 2005

thread stopper

A thread stopper is when someone writes such a good and/or long opinion in a forum, (or a definition on Urban Dictionary) that everybody else wants to match them but in the end doesn't write another opinion/definition because they can't write another one better! See star fox and also desert eagle

"Dude! That thread stopper stopped me from trying to outmatch cuz I knew I couldn't"
"Word"
"Far out man"

by Hawke June 23, 2005