Hawke's definitions

Owch! my stomach lining!"

What one would say upon consumption of Three Spring Rolls, which are loaded to the hilt with MSGs.

Girl: Three Spring Rolls Please.
Man: MSG'd!
Girl: Ouch! My stomach lining!

by Hawke October 2, 2003

The Killers

A vastly overrated bvand always ont he radio with crappy lyrics such as somebody told me that you had a boyfriend about love and they suck listen to real heavy rock - Metallica

Hey I heard the killers the other day, THEY SUCKED

by Hawke March 2, 2005

metallica

See: The best band in the world

Metallica, simply, are the best band that this planet has ever produced.

by Hawke December 28, 2005

geometry

A typo. It should read "common sense".

It's your Burger King, have it your way!

a = a

Gee, I'm a tree!

by Hawke September 12, 2004

thread stopper

A thread stopper is when someone writes such a good and/or long opinion in a forum, (or a definition on Urban Dictionary) that everybody else wants to match them but in the end doesn't write another opinion/definition because they can't write another one better! See star fox and also desert eagle

"Dude! That thread stopper stopped me from trying to outmatch cuz I knew I couldn't"
"Word"
"Far out man"

by Hawke June 23, 2005

Paperbrain

A total loser who smokes paper because he/she can't afford a cigar/cigarrette or weed to roll into the paper

Gay: Yo yo yo I iz smokin' ma paper blad I am so 'ard!
Me: You scum.

by Hawke July 24, 2005

So

1.
Used in an argument when someone has made a good point and the other person doesn't know what to say.
2.
Used before a sentence when someone is not sure what to say. Usually repeated by another person.
3.
Used by teenage girls and gay men in the middle of a sentence to emphasize a the point. See like
4.
Used by someone in a conversation if it doesn't matter.
5.
Used by someone in a conversation if they don't care.

1.
Man 1: But you're a dick!
Man 2: So?
2.
Girl:So...
Man:So...
Girl: Wanna go to the cinema?
3.
Gay: That is like so good.
4.
Man: But it's raining outside!
Girl: So?
5.
Man: I have a big willy.
Girl: So?

by Hawke September 25, 2005