Hawke's definitions

billie joe armstrong

For those of you who who say he is very talented, you are hopelessly wrong. In Green Day songs there is something that is missing out of most 'rock' music today. Solos! The true essence of metal. Green Day rarely have any of these and when they do they are pathetic. Green Day were once good. Now they are Pop-Punk sell out's. How can all you bitchez say he's the 'sexiest man on earth' he damn well wears eyeliner the gay! Most of there songs are SO easy to play! Just listen to 'Wake Me Up When September Ends' dun dun CHA. dun dun CHA. A five year old could play that. You bitchez need to get a life man,'stead of idolling over someone your NEVER going to have. The lead singer should have had his name changed to Billie Joe 'Three Chord' Armstrong.

Please don't get me start about Billie Joe Armstrong. Make that 'Three Chord' Armstrong.

by Hawke September 26, 2005

So

1.
Used in an argument when someone has made a good point and the other person doesn't know what to say.
2.
Used before a sentence when someone is not sure what to say. Usually repeated by another person.
3.
Used by teenage girls and gay men in the middle of a sentence to emphasize a the point. See like
4.
Used by someone in a conversation if it doesn't matter.
5.
Used by someone in a conversation if they don't care.

1.
Man 1: But you're a dick!
Man 2: So?
2.
Girl:So...
Man:So...
Girl: Wanna go to the cinema?
3.
Gay: That is like so good.
4.
Man: But it's raining outside!
Girl: So?
5.
Man: I have a big willy.
Girl: So?

by Hawke September 25, 2005

fassy 'ole

Generally spelt as fassy hole but should really be pronounced "Fassy 'ole!" A offensive term which means pissy hole in some places

Hey james guess what? That new kid is a Fassy 'ole!

by Hawke March 2, 2005

bandersnatch

The extrememly dangerous creature from the survival horror game Resident Evil Code Veronica X. Built to be the multi-purpose tyrant, they are equipped with a singular super strong stretchy arm. (hence the "band" as in bandy in the name bandersnatch) on there right side and have no arm on the left. Get too close they grab your head and crush your skull. Get too far away they will batter you about via stretching their arm. If you hide up/down stairs they will use the arm like a grappling hook to grab hold of an object and pursue. Very slow moving but deadly. Generally in packs of 3 but the occassional singular individual.

Best weapon for extermination: Bow gun with gun-powder tipped arrows. Golden Lugers. (as Steve shows in the game, saving Claire)

by Hawke July 21, 2005

Owch! my stomach lining!"

What one would say upon consumption of Three Spring Rolls, which are loaded to the hilt with MSGs.

Girl: Three Spring Rolls Please.
Man: MSG'd!
Girl: Ouch! My stomach lining!

by Hawke October 2, 2003

thread stopper

A thread stopper is when someone writes such a good and/or long opinion in a forum, (or a definition on Urban Dictionary) that everybody else wants to match them but in the end doesn't write another opinion/definition because they can't write another one better! See star fox and also desert eagle

"Dude! That thread stopper stopped me from trying to outmatch cuz I knew I couldn't"
"Word"
"Far out man"

by Hawke June 23, 2005

buff

The girl in the sinful shirts ad on the left...

Goddamn she is buff! Nice legs.

by Hawke September 6, 2005