Hawke's definitions

metallica

See: The best band in the world

Metallica, simply, are the best band that this planet has ever produced.

by Hawke December 28, 2005

black out

A cut in power either in one place or a wide spread are, it can affect any and all electronic equipment except those which are immune to electronic jamming

Psycho mantis in MGS: Twin Snakes: BLACK OUT!!

by Hawke May 21, 2005

billie joe armstrong

For those of you who who say he is very talented, you are hopelessly wrong. In Green Day songs there is something that is missing out of most 'rock' music today. Solos! The true essence of metal. Green Day rarely have any of these and when they do they are pathetic. Green Day were once good. Now they are Pop-Punk sell out's. How can all you bitchez say he's the 'sexiest man on earth' he damn well wears eyeliner the gay! Most of there songs are SO easy to play! Just listen to 'Wake Me Up When September Ends' dun dun CHA. dun dun CHA. A five year old could play that. You bitchez need to get a life man,'stead of idolling over someone your NEVER going to have. The lead singer should have had his name changed to Billie Joe 'Three Chord' Armstrong.

Please don't get me start about Billie Joe Armstrong. Make that 'Three Chord' Armstrong.

by Hawke September 26, 2005

Paperbrain

A total loser who smokes paper because he/she can't afford a cigar/cigarrette or weed to roll into the paper

Gay: Yo yo yo I iz smokin' ma paper blad I am so 'ard!
Me: You scum.

by Hawke July 24, 2005

the rasmus

Truly awful band who got bottle in redding '04. He is the ugliest cunt if I ever saw one, and they are shit guitarists and have easy notes. They cannot sing and should go back to finland with the ugly twat who has a birds nest in his hair. Don't you get it!! Noone likes them you sad twats!!

rasmus:Ahahahaaaaaahaohaohaohao >click< *Turns off radio*

by Hawke April 16, 2005

Owch! my stomach lining!&quot;

What one would say upon consumption of Three Spring Rolls, which are loaded to the hilt with MSGs.

Girl: Three Spring Rolls Please.
Man: MSG'd!
Girl: Ouch! My stomach lining!

by Hawke October 2, 2003

thread stopper

A thread stopper is when someone writes such a good and/or long opinion in a forum, (or a definition on Urban Dictionary) that everybody else wants to match them but in the end doesn't write another opinion/definition because they can't write another one better! See star fox and also desert eagle

"Dude! That thread stopper stopped me from trying to outmatch cuz I knew I couldn't"
"Word"
"Far out man"

by Hawke June 23, 2005