Hawke's definitions

buff

The girl in the sinful shirts ad on the left...

Goddamn she is buff! Nice legs.

by Hawke September 6, 2005

geometry

A typo. It should read "common sense".

It's your Burger King, have it your way!

a = a

Gee, I'm a tree!

by Hawke September 12, 2004

thread stopper

A thread stopper is when someone writes such a good and/or long opinion in a forum, (or a definition on Urban Dictionary) that everybody else wants to match them but in the end doesn't write another opinion/definition because they can't write another one better! See star fox and also desert eagle

"Dude! That thread stopper stopped me from trying to outmatch cuz I knew I couldn't"
"Word"
"Far out man"

by Hawke June 23, 2005

queens note

For Britain, a five pound note, not a ten pound, twenty pound or fifty pound note. GBP currency, alternative to fiver. This word is used for a five pound note because it's the most common type of money in the land of St. George.

Geez 1: Yo man, how much for a zoot of grass?
Geez 2: Your in if you got a queens note...
Geez 1: Safe.

by Hawke July 25, 2006

classic rock

Classic rock making dicks like mcfly and busted whjo are really shit look reeeaaallly shit

Metallica aswell me fellow rockers arrrh

by Hawke January 28, 2005

kissing the ashtray

When you kiss a guy or girl who smokes and it tastes of cigarette ash. Not pleasent.

Yo I thought she was buff until I was kissing the ashtray. Now I have barfed 4 times!

by Hawke February 19, 2006

billie joe armstrong

For those of you who who say he is very talented, you are hopelessly wrong. In Green Day songs there is something that is missing out of most 'rock' music today. Solos! The true essence of metal. Green Day rarely have any of these and when they do they are pathetic. Green Day were once good. Now they are Pop-Punk sell out's. How can all you bitchez say he's the 'sexiest man on earth' he damn well wears eyeliner the gay! Most of there songs are SO easy to play! Just listen to 'Wake Me Up When September Ends' dun dun CHA. dun dun CHA. A five year old could play that. You bitchez need to get a life man,'stead of idolling over someone your NEVER going to have. The lead singer should have had his name changed to Billie Joe 'Three Chord' Armstrong.

Please don't get me start about Billie Joe Armstrong. Make that 'Three Chord' Armstrong.

by Hawke September 26, 2005