Hawke's definitions

classic rock

Classic rock making dicks like mcfly and busted whjo are really shit look reeeaaallly shit

Metallica aswell me fellow rockers arrrh

by Hawke January 28, 2005

Paperbrain

A total loser who smokes paper because he/she can't afford a cigar/cigarrette or weed to roll into the paper

Gay: Yo yo yo I iz smokin' ma paper blad I am so 'ard!
Me: You scum.

by Hawke July 24, 2005

buff

The girl in the sinful shirts ad on the left...

Goddamn she is buff! Nice legs.

by Hawke September 6, 2005

geometry

A typo. It should read "common sense".

It's your Burger King, have it your way!

a = a

Gee, I'm a tree!

by Hawke September 12, 2004

habbo hotel

Habbo hotel. A giant orange building where there are many rooms with many many 'themes'. You are a 'habbo'. a badly animated pixel bloke/lass who has a p (password) has hackers call it because the word password is banned as are many other words such as pizza and rude words all replaced with bobba. You can control by clicking on where you want to go in a room (where you feel cramped cuz it's overcrowded and lonely cuz you have no furni or people cuz you have no credits cuz your a loser ((or normal person who doesn't waste money on habbo)). Habbo has very VERY strict rules because everyone tries to corrupt the system so the hobbas try to kick everyone. Hobbas are whiny teenage losers who finally get a bit of power when they lie that they are 18 on the internet and become a hobba. They ban you for almost anything and are rather gay. Habbo sucks you in by offering fake virtual furni for real genuine money. If you are hacked or kicked you don't even get a refund. If on habbo hotel for at least a day you will most certainly meet wannabee: hackers, hookers and paedophiles and people who want to cyber (All rulebreakers). Who never seem to get kicked yet YOU do! Habbo SUCKS.

Kids! Don't let HABBO HOTEL suck you in with it's mind washing powers!
Habbo1: Gimme your p and I give you furni!
Habbo2: Here! ****
Habbo1: I have you now! >:D
Habbo2: Nooo! :'(

by Hawke August 22, 2005

The Killers

A vastly overrated bvand always ont he radio with crappy lyrics such as somebody told me that you had a boyfriend about love and they suck listen to real heavy rock - Metallica

Hey I heard the killers the other day, THEY SUCKED

by Hawke March 2, 2005

xbox fanboy

A kid who only ever talks about Xbox. Goddamnit all they ever talk about is Xbox Live and Halo cuz it's all they've got and Halo isn't even that great!

Damn that xbox fanboy was chatting so much shit about playing Xbox Live and Halo I had to tell him how hairy is mum is.

by Hawke September 25, 2005