Hawke's definitions

fassy 'ole

Generally spelt as fassy hole but should really be pronounced "Fassy 'ole!" A offensive term which means pissy hole in some places

Hey james guess what? That new kid is a Fassy 'ole!

by Hawke March 2, 2005

So

1.
Used in an argument when someone has made a good point and the other person doesn't know what to say.
2.
Used before a sentence when someone is not sure what to say. Usually repeated by another person.
3.
Used by teenage girls and gay men in the middle of a sentence to emphasize a the point. See like
4.
Used by someone in a conversation if it doesn't matter.
5.
Used by someone in a conversation if they don't care.

1.
Man 1: But you're a dick!
Man 2: So?
2.
Girl:So...
Man:So...
Girl: Wanna go to the cinema?
3.
Gay: That is like so good.
4.
Man: But it's raining outside!
Girl: So?
5.
Man: I have a big willy.
Girl: So?

by Hawke September 25, 2005

Paperbrain

A total loser who smokes paper because he/she can't afford a cigar/cigarrette or weed to roll into the paper

Gay: Yo yo yo I iz smokin' ma paper blad I am so 'ard!
Me: You scum.

by Hawke July 24, 2005

buff

The girl in the sinful shirts ad on the left...

Goddamn she is buff! Nice legs.

by Hawke September 6, 2005

geometry

A typo. It should read "common sense".

It's your Burger King, have it your way!

a = a

Gee, I'm a tree!

by Hawke September 12, 2004

xbox fanboy

A kid who only ever talks about Xbox. Goddamnit all they ever talk about is Xbox Live and Halo cuz it's all they've got and Halo isn't even that great!

Damn that xbox fanboy was chatting so much shit about playing Xbox Live and Halo I had to tell him how hairy is mum is.

by Hawke September 25, 2005

billie joe armstrong

For those of you who who say he is very talented, you are hopelessly wrong. In Green Day songs there is something that is missing out of most 'rock' music today. Solos! The true essence of metal. Green Day rarely have any of these and when they do they are pathetic. Green Day were once good. Now they are Pop-Punk sell out's. How can all you bitchez say he's the 'sexiest man on earth' he damn well wears eyeliner the gay! Most of there songs are SO easy to play! Just listen to 'Wake Me Up When September Ends' dun dun CHA. dun dun CHA. A five year old could play that. You bitchez need to get a life man,'stead of idolling over someone your NEVER going to have. The lead singer should have had his name changed to Billie Joe 'Three Chord' Armstrong.

Please don't get me start about Billie Joe Armstrong. Make that 'Three Chord' Armstrong.

by Hawke September 26, 2005