Hawk's definitions

langur

Any of various Asian slender long-tailed monkeys (family Colobidae) with bushy eyebrows and a chin tuft

your least favorite great-grandmother looks like a langur

by hawk May 29, 2003

Saddam Hussain

A misspelling of Saddam Hussein, once the dictator of Iraq. Mainly the spelling used by AOLers and stupid people.

AOLer: Saddam Hussain has been captured OMG!!11!!

by Hawk January 3, 2004

Shifty

When an item is of low or poor quality

That toy is SHIFTY!

by Hawk April 9, 2003

reality

How you perceive the world around you.

if someone perceives your poop-shoot and your mouth as the same thing then your an asshole

by Hawk February 14, 2004

hawk

Any of the numerous diurnal birds of prey belonging to a suborder (Falcones of the order of Falconiformes) and including all the smaller members of this group. Often referred to as "Raptors".

a Red-Tailed hawk

by hawk May 29, 2003

5 on 2

Originating in Wrestling teams where some dirty wrestlers would grab your two nuts with their 5 fingers, creating the shortened 5 on 2

5 on 2 = no fun for anybody

by hawk April 2, 2005

fwice

The first sympton of the severely painful STD known as donneria.

Ex: After a long night of dumplings and rough sex, Jane woke up to excruciating fwice on her genitals.

by Hawk April 7, 2004