Hawk's definitions

horked

To be out-of-whack; to be destroyed; to be completely unworkable.

Installing those new speakers in my car horked my amp.

by Hawk September 17, 2003

fwice

The first sympton of the severely painful STD known as donneria.

Ex: After a long night of dumplings and rough sex, Jane woke up to excruciating fwice on her genitals.

by Hawk April 7, 2004

Shoobiscuit

1. a love, battle, relief cry.
2. victory chant
Origin Vicious the Bidi

Vicious exclaimed "SHOOOOOOOBISCUIT", after a long gulp of orange soda.

by Hawk April 9, 2004

Norwegian wood

A famous song by the Beatles. Supposed to be another description of cannabis in this particular track. Not to be confused with the norwegian forest.

I'm really stone on norwegian wood.

by hawk January 9, 2005

bf40k

Short for Battlefield 40K, a mod for Battlefield 1942 based on Warhammer 40K, a table top game.

Guy 1: Wow, have you seen bf40k? It is made by teh 1337 HaXX0rz!

Guy 2: Sounds like the shit! What's the website?

Guy 1: Battlefield40k.com, n00b!

by Hawk January 7, 2005

CIA

Christians In Action

"Hey, 'd you hear about the latest Christians In Action intelligence fuckup?"

by Hawk January 7, 2007

quantum theory

a theory in physics based on the concept of the subdivision of radiant energy into finite quanta and applied to numerous processes involving tranference or transformation of energy in an atomic or molecular scale.

Now do you understand the Quantum Theory? g-o-o-o-o-d

by hawk May 29, 2003