HawaiianPunch1's definitions

Coffee joint

Coffee joint is like a joint, except it's for coffee. You roll a piece of paper and light the joint then light the stove with it. You then proceed to make coffee in a stovetop espresso maker. Coffee is not possible without the coffee joint.

I lit the stove with the coffee joint, then I made coffee in the stovetop espresso maker.

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by HawaiianPunch1 April 30, 2020

Turbo-buzzing

Turbo-buzzing is drinking coffee(caffeine) while taking speed(amphetamine). You become hyper on the combo.

I took 20mg amphetamine and a cup of coffee and was turbo-buzzing for hours! It was awesome!

by HawaiianPunch1 May 1, 2020

Gecko Speedball

A gecko speedball is the combination of Kratom with Modafinil. It can get you buzzed and also be more productive.

I combined Kratom with Modafinil and it was awesome! I'm so buzzed from this gecko speedball.

by HawaiianPunch1 May 22, 2020

Scythe

It's used as an adjetive to describe something cooler than the coolest you can ever think of. It's beyond awesome. It's supercool! When words like cool and awesome aren't enough, scythe comes around and saves the day. Not to be overused.

This techno song is scythe!
This secret rave is scythe.

by HawaiianPunch1 October 5, 2012

(T)_(T)

It's the new emoticon! It stands for look of intense studying. It's when someone is studying something intently. The lines on the top stand for eyebrows, the parenthesis stand for eyes and the | lines in between stand for the pupils. It's a serious emoticon. Mostly used by those who study a lot and/or like studying. It means they're studying.

online
Person A: How's it going?
Person B: is studying intently (T)_(T) Fine. Don't worry if I don't answer right away, I'm studying.
Person A: O.K. so what else is new?
*two minutes later
Person B: Nothing much. (T)_(T) I'm studying. Studying is fun!

by HawaiianPunch1 January 10, 2013

Epic

It is the most overused word in the english language. It has two definitions. The first one is that it's a synonym for crap. The second definition is that it means classic "cool" or old fashioned or lord of the rings world of warcraft wizards 101 middle agesy or disneyish(lame) type cool(or in some cases "cool"). Cipe is supposed to be "the new epic" because it's epic spelled backwards. But it's kinda lame. It even sounds lame. "Air" or "scythe" sound way better. Scythe and Air might become the new words to describe something beyond the most awesome awesomeness ever seen!

Situation 1
Dude1: Whoa! that video was so epic!
Dude2: That's what you say about nearly every video you see. *5 hours later.
Dude1: I just took an epic ship. I made an epic! It was so crap!
Situation 2
Guy1: *watches top 10 epic songs*
Guy1: That was so epic!
Guy2: If by epic, you mean lord of the rings middle ages like then sure.

Guy2: GET OUT OF THE WAY, guy 1! I gotta chat with my hot smart(Seriously!) girlfriend on this gaming site and then I gotta look at some videos of this hot fictional videogame/TV character.

by HawaiianPunch1 December 18, 2012

Once you go metal you won't want to settle

It's the future of sex. Sex with hot robots. They feel surprisingly soft, but can turn tough and durable during battle mode. It's based on smart metal. It's a metal that's already under development, but will be fully developed in the future. It's a metal that can change material properties at will(they could get soft, smooth and squishy like normal or wet human body tissue, but get tough like steel during dangerous situations and battling). Girl sex bots. Sex-bots.

Dude 1: I like Jenny XJ9.
Dude 2: Well. Once you go metal you won't want to settle!

by HawaiianPunch1 September 2, 2013