HawaiianPunch1's definitions

Eufy

Eufy is like a pet mini-UFO, except that it cleans. It cleans more than dirt. Eufy cleans away your few toxic ex-girlfriends, your insecurities, mental problems, marital issues, and more. Eufy is the best.

Steve: Eufy is awesome!

Dave: Yeah, it is. I bet urban dictionary is too lame to put this definition in the dictionary. Or is it cool and will add it?

Alien: I got a Eufy too!

by HawaiianPunch1 March 16, 2024

Website similarity scam

A website similarity scam is a scam where the website where you usually buy your supplements is a real website and is a dot com website and the fake website will have a dot biz on it and be a fake website. And they end up not selling you the supplements and instead taking the money and that of a few other people and then shutting down the website.

Modafinil XL dot com (Real with the guy in sunglasses, but on the second page of Google when it's usually on the first page): Buy Modafinil!
Tyler: *Searches up Modafinil XL.

Modafinil XL dot biz (fake with the guy in a mask, but on the first page): Buy Modafinil TM!

Tyler: I guess this is the website.

*gives money through PayPal.

*2 months later and no Modafinil.
Tyler's brother Josh: Yo Tyler, I found the REAL website. The other website was a fake website and a scam. A website similarity scam!

by HawaiianPunch1 December 18, 2022

Cheddarkins

Cheddarkins is the love of your life. It's a girl that means a lot.

Cooldex: Mary. You are my Cheddarkins.

by HawaiianPunch1 January 25, 2025

Sexfriend

Someone who you have sex with without actually being friends with that person or being in a girlfriend-boyfriend relationship. Just for sex. Two people who have sex. Sex. Only sex. Together just for sex. Sex! Emphasis on sex and nothing else. Se-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-kz!!!! Sex!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sexfriends only do one thing together. Sex!

Boy:Yeah!!! we did it!!
Girl:It's sex!!! We're Sexfriends. I'm not your friend or your girlfriend!
Boy: Are we still sexfriends?
Girl:Only until next week! Only sex!
Boy:Nothing but plenty of sex!!!

by HawaiianPunch1 November 2, 2010

Eufy

A great robot cleaner that helps you clean. Eufy is nice.

Eufy is the best cleaner pet ever. Eufy is cool.

by HawaiianPunch1 February 21, 2024

K2

K2 is herbs sprayed with JWH compounds which are synthetic Marijuana like JWH-018 and JWH-200. Ever since the government banned the safer JWH compounds, K2 was sprayed with stronger and more dangerous compounds. K2 turns your nails black now and can kill you. Kratom and Weed doesn't kill you. K2 kills! Weed and Kratom are legal now and much safer than K2!

Kevin (hooked on K2): This K2 is awesome.
Stan: Kevin, your nails are black.

*2 weeks later
Kevin dies.

by HawaiianPunch1 November 9, 2022

Klonopin

Klonopin is a benzodiazepine (benzo) medication. Clonazepam (Klonopin) starts to work in 1 hour and the effects lasts 6 to 12 hours. Benzos like Klonopin relax you. The side effect is that Klonopin and other benzodiazepines can become habit forming and even addictive for a while. Klonopin is good for anxiety and works better when combined with propranolol. Propranolol is not addictive so it safe and you can switch from Klonopin to Propranolol. Do not mix Klonopin with alcohol, or you will likely black out and do something stupid.

I took Klonopin and was relaxed. I took propranolol too. So I was even more relaxed. I quit Klonopin. Now I'm using Kratom sometimes.

by HawaiianPunch1 August 5, 2021