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K2

K2 is herbs sprayed with JWH compounds which are synthetic Marijuana like JWH-018 and JWH-200. Ever since the government banned the safer JWH compounds, K2 was sprayed with stronger and more dangerous compounds. K2 turns your nails black now and can kill you. Kratom and Weed doesn't kill you. K2 kills! Weed and Kratom are legal now and much safer than K2!
Kevin (hooked on K2): This K2 is awesome.
Stan: Kevin, your nails are black.

*2 weeks later
Kevin dies.
by HawaiianPunch1 November 9, 2022
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Nature's Ritalin

Nature's Ritalin is Khat. You extract 100g Khat leaves with 500ml Hydrogen oxide (H2O, Water) and 0.5ml of Muriatic Acid (30% HCl Acid). This is the REAL way to extract it. You leave it for 3 to 6 hours, then maybe blend it in the blender. Each 100g contains 100mg to 350mg of Cathinone, 100ml Cathine, and 50mg of Norephedrine. If you pick the leaves from the Khat tree and it stays there for 2 days (48 hours), then Cathinone all turns into Cathine and Norephedrine. Khat is awesome. You can enjoy it with a soda on the side and fries. Lemons and Limes can be squeezed for the juice and this can also be used for Khat extraction.
Tony: I drank 500ml to 600ml of Khat juice and enjoyed Cathinone HCl, Cathine HCl, and Norephedrine HCl in solution. Khat is Nature's Ritalin.
by HawaiianPunch1 September 16, 2024
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Dewshine

Dewshine is the combination of moonshine with mountain dew. Moonshine contains ethanol(drinking alcohol). Some idiots used racing fuel whith contains toxic stuff like nitroethane and methanol. Methanol is highly toxic and causes blindness, organ failure, and death. Use everclear, vodka, or moonshine for mixing with mountain dew. Don't use racing fuel!

Another definition for dewshine is the discontinued non-alcoholic clear caffeinated beverage called dewshine made by mountain dew.
I mixed mountain dew with moonshine and made dewshine. I drank it and it was delicious! I got buzzed!

Aw man! Too bad they discontinued dewshine!
by HawaiianPunch1 July 2, 2021
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Patrick Moment

A Patrick Moment is when you do something and you forget. Like when Patrick ate a chocolate bar and forgot he ate a chocolate bar. Then SpongeBob didn't eat his chocolate bar. Then Patrick accused SpongeBob of stealing his chocolate bar and SpongeBob was willing to share half of his chocolate bar only if Patrick admit SpongeBob didn't steal it. Then since Patrick didn't, SpongeBob was rubbing it in about the chocolate bar (it was funny). The part where Patrick said "You took my only food! Now I'm going to starve!" while showing a huge vainy belly was also funny. Sometimes you remember and realize you had a Patrick Moment, but it's too late!
Tyler: Steve, you took my chocolate! I didn't drink any.

Steve: this one's mine. You drank yours already, remember?

Tyler: Oh! That's right! I had a Patrick Moment!
by HawaiianPunch1 April 30, 2023
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The grass is greener on my side of the fence

The grass is greener on my side of the fence is when life is going better for you than it is for your neighbors. It's going better because there's Kratom growing in your grass, making it greener. You chug Kratom or make tea out of it or take Kratom pills and then you become happier and life is better. Kratom makes the grass greener.
Steve: Tyler. Why are you so happy like the grass is greener on your side of the fence.

Tyler: Because the grass IS greener on my side of the fence. There's Kratom here. I am buzzed on Kratom. If you want the grass to be greener on your side too, try Kratom!

Steve: Thanks!
by HawaiianPunch1 January 6, 2023
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Eufy

A Eufy is the best cleaning device ever! It's like a mini-UFO! Eufy is the best! It cleans more than messes. It can solve all of life's problems. If urban dictionary doesn't add this definition, it has Awful lot of ADHD!
Steve the alien: Eufy is awesome! It cleans everything and it's so cool and everything! Eufy cleans more than messes! It cleans mental problems, insecurities, world hunger, and more. Eufy is the best!

Eufy: *goes around making engine noises of happiness.

Steve the alien: Eufy! :D

Eufy: You don't need others trying to steal your cash. I'm here.

*engine noises.
by HawaiianPunch1 March 12, 2024
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Vitamin N

Vitamin N is code for Nature. Nature means growing random plants such as Khat, Blackberries, Avocados, Onions, Tomatoes, Garlic, Kava Kava, Coffee plants, Kratom, Dandelions, Peaches, Hiacinths, Beautyberries, and more. Wearing beautyberry based Mosquito Repellent or Off spray DEET based Mosquito Repellent can help repel mosquitoes and more.
Tony: I am growing Vitamin N. Ahhh, natural plants.
by HawaiianPunch1 October 29, 2024
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