HawaiianPunch1's definitions

Scoville craps

When your anus has a hangover from eating something very spicy that you aren't used to (especially something high on the scoville scale). You get spicy butt. The butt and rectum feels spicy. You may also get cap cramps.

I tried 10 habanero peppers and I had the scoville craps.

by HawaiianPunch1 February 1, 2022

Ozzy and Drix

Ozzy (also known Osmosis Jones) is a white blood cell. Ozzy hangs out with Drix, a cold pill. Together, Ozzy and Drix fight viruses inside of Frank's body in the movie, Osmosis Jones. In the show, Ozzy and Drix, Ozzy and Drix and Scarlett Fever got sucked inside of a mosquito. Then Ozzy and Drix and Scarlett Fever went to Hector when Hector got sucked by the mosquito and Hector killed the mosquito. Then Ozzy and Drix and Scarlett Fever entered Hector's body. Ozzy and Drix defeated Scarlett Fever. Then Ozzy and Drix have adventures killing viruses and bacteria and other stuff.

Drix: Freeze, Scarlett Fever!
Osmosis Jones: You have nowhere to go!
Scarlett Fever: *runs.
Mosquito: *sticks straw in Frank.

*sucks blood, sucking Ozzy, Drix, and Scarlett Fever into the mosquito.

*Ozzy and Drix theme plays.

by HawaiianPunch1 March 11, 2023

Eufy

A robot pet, dumbasses!

My Eufy! I got a eufy!

by HawaiianPunch1 April 12, 2024

Cheese tooth

It's when you like cheese. Eating more cheese leads to stronger teeth. Plus, it's delicious. Cheese tooth is when you like beef, milk, cheese, and yogurt.

Steve: Mmmmmm, cheese.

*eats cheese.

Dave: Steve. You have a cheese tooth.

by HawaiianPunch1 March 16, 2024

The grass is greener on my side of the fence

The grass is greener on my side of the fence is when life is going better for you than it is for your neighbors. It's going better because there's Kratom growing in your grass, making it greener. You chug Kratom or make tea out of it or take Kratom pills and then you become happier and life is better. Kratom makes the grass greener.

Steve: Tyler. Why are you so happy like the grass is greener on your side of the fence.

Tyler: Because the grass IS greener on my side of the fence. There's Kratom here. I am buzzed on Kratom. If you want the grass to be greener on your side too, try Kratom!

Steve: Thanks!

by HawaiianPunch1 January 6, 2023

Krystal Fox

Krystal Fox is a sexy blue fox woman from the videogame Starfox.

It's Krystal Fox! Giggity!

by HawaiianPunch1 July 2, 2021

Sodka

Sodka is a combination of soda and vodka. It is used when you want the caffeine or just the flavor of soda (depending on which soda you choose. Country Club, Fanta, Sunkist, Orangina, Pepsi, Dr. Pepper, or Mountain Dew), and a vodka (usually New Amsterdam vodka).

Tyler: I just drank a Dr. Pepper soda mixed with a New Amsterdam vodka. It's sodka!

Mindy: Me too. This sodka is great!

by HawaiianPunch1 August 17, 2023