HawaiianPunch1's definitions

Smoky red sun

Smoky red sun (also called smokey red sun) is when there's a wildfire somewhere and the wind blows tons of smoke somewhere else, giving the sky a red to orangey appearance and the sun a red to orange appearance when it's noon and the sun should be bright yellow. More wildfires are happening because of global warming.

The wildfires turned the sun into a smoky red sun. I had to wear my face mask and stay indoors to avoid breathing the smoke.

by HawaiianPunch1 September 2, 2023

SARMs

SARMs are Selective Androgen Receptor Modulators. SARMs are good for building bigger muscles faster. You take them orally.

Just remember to properly measure out your dosage with an eye dropper or syringe, whatever suits you best.

Many people like to make a science out of it, but simply drinking the liquid SARMs and following them up with a chaser like coffee, orange or grapefruit juice is enough to do the job. It will also help with the strong taste of liquid SARMs.

You’ll have to drink at least two to three glasses of juice/coffee to get the taste completely out of your mouth.

I tried RAD-140 and LGD-4033 and MK-677 SARMs and gained 50 pounds of muscle!

by HawaiianPunch1 January 1, 2022

Antifreeze tick gene

A gene that allows ticks to produce an antifreeze protein to resist frostbite and lower the freezing point of blood. The ticks have a protein called IAFGP that is triggered during winter months, which protects them from the cold. Mice that were injected with the protein were able to not get frostbite at subzero temperatures. They then genetically engineered the mice and breed them to have babies with the gene and they produced the antifreeze protein, IAFGP. The mice resists frostbite. One day, some humans could genetically engineer themselves with the antifreeze tick gene. That way, there's no more frostbite at subzero temperatures(below 32 degrees Fahrenheit, 0 degrees Celsius) until much lower temperatures(like 5 degrees Fahrenheit, -15 degrees Celsius or something). Eventually, the technology will be affordable to all.

Tyler: I just genetically engineered myself with the antifreeze tick gene. Now I don't have to worry about frostbite.

by HawaiianPunch1 July 11, 2021

Monster energy drink

Monster energy drink is an energy drink that taste ok, and is very cool and kind of cheap. It used to be $2.00 a can, but now it's $2.50. Red bull taste better, but Monster gives you twice the beverage size (16oz) and twice the energy for the same price as Redbull, which is $2.50 a 8oz can. Redbull cost $2.75 now for a 8oz can. Monster energy drink has caffeine and B vitamins and comes in many flavors and is usually low carb unless you get the regular Monster. The low carb varieties are usually Monster ultra something. Venom energy drink used to be $1.00, but now it's $1.25.

Modafinil and Armodafinil keeps you awake better than all the coffee in the world and without jitteriness or anxiety, but it doesn't give you energy or confidence, just effective wakefulness. Monster is more like for energy.

Tyler: I'm casterboarding!

*drinks monster ultra peach.

Tyler: Woo hoo! This is good Monster energy drink.

by HawaiianPunch1 March 14, 2023

Frank Moment

A Frank Moment is when you do something disgusting like eat food off of the floor or drink coffee or soda that someone coughed on. It's based off of the movie, Osmosis Jones, where Frank Totorre ate an egg that has been in the monkey's mouth and on the monkey's cage floor. He said "5 second rule", but the cage floor is super disgusting.

Tyler: I'm going to drink coffee.

Joe: *coughs on coffee.
Tyler: *Shrugs shoulders
*Drinks coffee
Josh: Frank Moment! You had a Frank Moment, Tyler. That's not coffee anymore! That's coughee!
*Mango slice falls on the floor.

Tyler: *eats Mango.
Josh: Frank Moment! Now with Vitamin F!

by HawaiianPunch1 April 30, 2023

(T)_(T)

It's the new emoticon! It stands for look of intense studying. It's when someone is studying something intently. The lines on the top stand for eyebrows, the parenthesis stand for eyes and the | lines in between stand for the pupils. It's a serious emoticon. Mostly used by those who study a lot and/or like studying. It means they're studying.

online
Person A: How's it going?
Person B: is studying intently (T)_(T) Fine. Don't worry if I don't answer right away, I'm studying.
Person A: O.K. so what else is new?
*two minutes later
Person B: Nothing much. (T)_(T) I'm studying. Studying is fun!

by HawaiianPunch1 January 10, 2013

Alien

Alien is not as smart as a nerd, not as dumb as a ratty. But some aliens are just nerds with ADHD so they are alien or even ratty until they get their next Adipex or Modafinil or Strattera. But the asshole racist Chinese ducter says "Stick to coffee". Strattera isn't even a stimulant. What the actual fuck?!

You just don't want me to get dangerous brain powers. But jokes on you, I'm getting buffer and swoler.

Gimme Adipex, or I will kick your ass highly buff alien style!

by HawaiianPunch1 April 12, 2024