by HawaiianPunch1 November 23, 2024
Get the Modmug. Poor Man's X is something that is a knockoff or copy of something good, at the fraction of the price. Sometimes the quality is just as good or better, sometimes the quality is crappy or shitty.
An example of good quality Poor Man's X is buying the research chemical 4F-MPH and saying, "Ahh, stimulating Fluoritalin or Poor Man's Ritalin! Ahh, Poor Man's Cocaine". Then sniffing 4F-MPH (4-Fluoromethylphenidate.
Another example is making 216mg of Propylhexedrine HCl and saying, "Ahh, relaxing Poor Man's Adderall". Then taking 216mg of Propylhexedrine HCl in solution and drinking it.
An example of shitty Poor Man's X is stuffing highly impure tobacco leaves filled with 800 chemicals instead of buying pure safe Nicotine Lozenges 2mg to 4mg and saying, "Stupid Poor Man's Quit! Now I'm gonna have irritating colon!". Then swallowing tobacco filled capsules with water.
Another example is making 216mg of Propylhexedrine HCl and saying, "Ahh, relaxing Poor Man's Adderall". Then taking 216mg of Propylhexedrine HCl in solution and drinking it.
An example of shitty Poor Man's X is stuffing highly impure tobacco leaves filled with 800 chemicals instead of buying pure safe Nicotine Lozenges 2mg to 4mg and saying, "Stupid Poor Man's Quit! Now I'm gonna have irritating colon!". Then swallowing tobacco filled capsules with water.
by HawaiianPunch1 June 16, 2025
Get the Poor Man's Xmug. Someone who is smart, stylish, semi-social to social, confident, semi-fit to fit, and probably picked on by haters.
Nerds suck, Knirds rock. Knirds are unique.
Nerds suck, Knirds rock. Knirds are unique.
by HawaiianPunch1 February 13, 2010
Get the Knirdmug. The combination of ritalin and booze. Since ritalin is methylphenidate and booze is ethanol, consumption of both creates ethylphenidate in the body which feels really good.
by HawaiianPunch1 June 23, 2021
Get the Ritaboozemug. Vitamin Q is short for Quit or Vitamin Quit. Sometimes, you need to quit relationships because they have been toxic lately.
Tony: I'm quitting this relationship, Ritter. It's toxic.
Ritter: You can't quit. You're supposed to bark like a dog.
Tony: I'm taking 4mg of Vitamin Q!
*Walks away.
Ritter: You can't quit. You're supposed to bark like a dog.
Tony: I'm taking 4mg of Vitamin Q!
*Walks away.
by HawaiianPunch1 May 18, 2025
Get the Vitamin Qmug. NZT-49 is a fictional drug with no side effects and it makes you smarter and more energetic. It has brain derived neurotrophic factor and makes your brain grow, so the intelligence boost can become permanent. NZT-49 may also cure depression. It's like a better version of NZT-48. NZT-49 is inspired mostly by NSI-189. NZT is also by Amphetamine and 7,8-Dihydroxyflavone stack, Modafinil, Selegiline, Phenylpiracetam, Adderall, Ritalin, Afobazole, Gingko, Omega 3's, Opicapone, Kratom, Memantine, and 9-Me-BC. NZT-48 is addictive. NZT-49 is non-addictive.
Eddie Morra: I hired another lab to remodify NZT-48 and took NZT-49. I tapered off NZT-48 and NZT-49. I can see 50 moves ahead of you.
by HawaiianPunch1 November 29, 2021
Get the NZT-49mug. Moonshine is fermented, distilled ethanol. Depending on what you fermented, you get varying levels of toxic methanol. You can test for methanol by adding a little Moonshine to a borosilicate glass beaker or petri dish, adding boric acid or borax and some sulfuric acid, then burning it. If the flame turns green, then your Moonshine contains toxic methanol and it's not safe to drink, only safe for the laboratory. If the flame turns yellow and blue, it's just ethanol. If the fire turns red, you'll be dead because it has lead. Moonshine is fermented sugar.
I tested my Moonshine with the boric acid and sulfuric acid flame test! The fire was blue and yellow so it was safe and has no methanol or lead. It's just ethanol.
by HawaiianPunch1 October 11, 2022
Get the Moonshinemug.