HarvesterOfSorrow's definitions

hillaryus

Hillary Clinton... a chick... president of the U.S.? Hillary + U.S. = hilarious.

"It'll be hillaryus if Hillary's the president."

by HarvesterOfSorrow January 30, 2008

busketti

What fucktards call spaghetti.

Fucktard: "Mommy, can I have some more busketti?"

Mommy: "STFU fucktard."

by HarvesterOfSorrow January 20, 2009

Nintendo

To parents:

Nintendo is the label used by parents of old school gamers in reference to absolutely any device that they consider to be a 'videogame'.

Mom: "When are you gonna turn off that damned Nintendo and start taking care of your family?"

You: *sigh* "It's an XBOX 360 mom, how many times do I have to-"

Mom: "Whatever. You sit around playing games all day long when you SHOULD be taking care of that screaming kid! You're in there playing Nintendo all day long and only come out when you're hungry enough to eat! And then you vanish back to your bedroom! You're 32 years old. When are you gonna start acting like-..."

You: "......OH you BITCH! Fucken noob combo motherfff-..."

Mom: "WHAT?!"

You: "...huh? MOOOOOOOMMM...! You're distracting the hell outta me, damnit!"

Mom: "I PAY for that Xbox Live so you can sit around playing Nintendo all day? What is this, a joke?"

You: "....OOOOOH! YEAH, BITCH! TEABAG!"

Mom: "WHAT?!"

You: "Nuthin... talkin' to them..."

Mom: "Anyway, go tell your wife that dinner's ready. And clean up your damn room."

You: "........"

Mom: "Clean up your damn room!"

by HarvesterOfSorrow September 12, 2008

mexamican

(mex-uh-mick-un)

1. Any mexican you see while drunk.
2. A drunk mexican.

Aahhmm... *hiccup*... ozzgonnughh... goenneetzum mexamican food... *hiccup/belch*
Ohhsshhi-hhYYURRRAAAUUUGHHHH.... YEEUUAAAGGHHH... *cough belch*
Yyeeuwanna come? *hiccup*

by HarvesterOfSorrow December 26, 2005

pudendum

The section between the snatch and the bunghole on a ho. Fun to nibble.

Pudendum, homie. Pudendum.

by HarvesterOfSorrow December 21, 2003

sevening

What everyone says but doesn't notice.

Close cousin to smorning.

Always follows "this".

I woke up with a huge boner this sevening.

by HarvesterOfSorrow January 20, 2009

Wii

One of the dumbest names ever given to a videogame console. Way to go Nintendo.

Mom: "Michael, what are you doing in there?"
Kid: "Letting uncle Tommy play with my Wii."

by HarvesterOfSorrow January 26, 2007