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by Harry69 November 12, 2009
Get the Filo mug.When you click the poke button on facebook and poke a friend usually a female friend, Most of the time the guy would be thinking "yeah she wants me" but the girl plays the guy at the game and draws him to her to fcuk him over in the end and make him look a jerk
Guy 1:"Lisa keeps poking me on facebook"
Guy 2:"Dude she wants you man"
Guy 1:"You serious"
Guy 2 :"Yeah dude poke? she wants to poke you man like she wants to sit on your willy"
Guy 1:"(Sends lisa a pm message) Hey I see you've been poking me your DTF?
Lisa:DTF?Down to fcuk?Errr piss off you sleazebag I was only having a poke war game just because I poke you doesn't mean I want to have sex with you
Lisa's facebook status:I've deleted that asshole now,He thinks because I facebook poked him I wanted to poke him in real life
Guy 2:"Dude she wants you man"
Guy 1:"You serious"
Guy 2 :"Yeah dude poke? she wants to poke you man like she wants to sit on your willy"
Guy 1:"(Sends lisa a pm message) Hey I see you've been poking me your DTF?
Lisa:DTF?Down to fcuk?Errr piss off you sleazebag I was only having a poke war game just because I poke you doesn't mean I want to have sex with you
Lisa's facebook status:I've deleted that asshole now,He thinks because I facebook poked him I wanted to poke him in real life
by Harry69 March 8, 2011
Get the Facebook poke mug.Some one who follows a big name sporting team only because that team does so well they have no connection or loyalty to that team nor do they reside or come from that teams local area
Fake fan:"I follow Manchester united"
Guy:"Oh who's your favorite player"?
Fake fan:"Uhm Ronaldo"
Guy :"Ronaldo hasn't played for United for 3 years now you idiot"
Fake fan:"Oh that other guy then Giggs"
Guy :(Thinks to himself) "fake fan" doesn't know nothing about the team he claims to support
Guy:"Oh who's your favorite player"?
Fake fan:"Uhm Ronaldo"
Guy :"Ronaldo hasn't played for United for 3 years now you idiot"
Fake fan:"Oh that other guy then Giggs"
Guy :(Thinks to himself) "fake fan" doesn't know nothing about the team he claims to support
by Harry69 October 23, 2011
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Get the Man of the street mug.A slag skank who comes into a mans life knowing he is married and got kids, she will tempt him with flirty seductions and ask him out for coffee or dinner if the male falls for her fake charm he will go for her and chase after her,She loves the attention and thrill of meeting up and having sex with him behind his wifes back, In the end he will eventually get caught from his wife loose his marriage and his kids and the homewrecker will move onto the next man and the man will be left with nothing therfore he and she are both a homewrecker as they wrecked a happy home
Neighbour 1:"He was so cool I thought he was a decent family man until I found out he was screwing that girl from down the road"
Neighbour "Omg what a little homewrecker"
Neighbour: "Yes him and her both they knew exactly what they where doing was wrong but they continued their affair"
Don't trust that girl she is a homewrecker she likes to get involved with married men
Neighbour "Omg what a little homewrecker"
Neighbour: "Yes him and her both they knew exactly what they where doing was wrong but they continued their affair"
Don't trust that girl she is a homewrecker she likes to get involved with married men
by Harry69 October 24, 2012
Get the Homewrecker mug.Swinger 1:"Hey I'll shag your wife tonight and you shag mine?"
Swinger 2:"Hell yeah sounds good to me I love this swingers lifestyle"
Couple:So your single do you fancy a threesome with us tonight?
Single guy/girl:Oh yes please would love to play with you two
Swinger 2:"Hell yeah sounds good to me I love this swingers lifestyle"
Couple:So your single do you fancy a threesome with us tonight?
Single guy/girl:Oh yes please would love to play with you two
by Harry69 September 27, 2010
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British teenagers and lower income families dole scroungers who mostly all come from council estates,Their uniform consists off trackpants and hoodies and little shitty baseball caps when it's summer they like to wear vests along with their trackies,They also like to wear Jewellery such as sovereign rings and knecklaces and never take their baseball caps off,The teenagers like to hang out in parks alleys shopping centres and their group usually consists off 6+,They like to shop lift intimidate people and use alot off foul language,They are disrespectful to the elderly and usually can be found travelling on the public transport systems or if they have or can afford their own means off travel usually travel in little novas or if they are drug dealer chavs they roam about in wrx's,Their girlfriends are called chavettes they usally have orange faces big ear rings chew gum and have a foul mouth on them,Most usually have their first child by 17,The older generation off chavs in the 25+ mark are usually all unemployed overweight wear baseball caps and clothes from the late 90's are unshaven and still act like they are 18,Most are addicted to dope or cocaine,The older generation off chavettes are usually big fat mammas with foul mouths and 3 kids to 3 different dads,The half decent looking ones are shagging the top drug dealer and getting all his money so she can keep herself looking good and support her bastard children,CHAVS are the biggest bunch off losers in Britain
British teenagers and lower income families dole scroungers who mostly all come from council estates,Their uniform consists off trackpants and hoodies and little shitty baseball caps when it's summer they like to wear vests along with their trackies,They also like to wear Jewellery such as sovereign rings and knecklaces and never take their baseball caps off,The teenagers like to hang out in parks alleys shopping centres and their group usually consists off 6+,They like to shop lift intimidate people and use alot off foul language,They are disrespectful to the elderly and usually can be found travelling on the public transport systems or if they have or can afford their own means off travel usually travel in little novas or if they are drug dealer chavs they roam about in wrx's,Their girlfriends are called chavettes they usally have orange faces big ear rings chew gum and have a foul mouth on them,Most usually have their first child by 17,The older generation off chavs in the 25+ mark are usually all unemployed overweight wear baseball caps and clothes from the late 90's are unshaven and still act like they are 18,Most are addicted to dope or cocaine,The older generation off chavettes are usually big fat mammas with foul mouths and 3 kids to 3 different dads,The half decent looking ones are shagging the top drug dealer and getting all his money so she can keep herself looking good and support her bastard children,CHAVS are the biggest bunch off losers in Britain
"Those friggin chavs are all hanging out at the shops man"
"Chavs jumped my mate last week"
"See the fight between the Chavs and the hippies?"
"Get a job you low life chav"
"Hahaha that girls an orange face" "Yeah stupid chav"
"Chavs jumped my mate last week"
"See the fight between the Chavs and the hippies?"
"Get a job you low life chav"
"Hahaha that girls an orange face" "Yeah stupid chav"
by Harry69 February 7, 2008
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