Harry69's definitions

Swingers

Couples who like to participate in sexual activities with other couples or single males or females

Swinger 1:"Hey I'll shag your wife tonight and you shag mine?"

Swinger 2:"Hell yeah sounds good to me I love this swingers lifestyle"

Couple:So your single do you fancy a threesome with us tonight?

Single guy/girl:Oh yes please would love to play with you two

by Harry69 September 27, 2010

Joyrider

Some-one who steals cars then thrashes them about the neighbourhood then burns them

Did you see the joyriders last night driving around the neighbourhood like maniacs they could of killed some-one

by Harry69 June 29, 2009

Homewrecker

A slag skank who comes into a mans life knowing he is married and got kids, she will tempt him with flirty seductions and ask him out for coffee or dinner if the male falls for her fake charm he will go for her and chase after her,She loves the attention and thrill of meeting up and having sex with him behind his wifes back, In the end he will eventually get caught from his wife loose his marriage and his kids and the homewrecker will move onto the next man and the man will be left with nothing therfore he and she are both a homewrecker as they wrecked a happy home

Neighbour 1:"He was so cool I thought he was a decent family man until I found out he was screwing that girl from down the road"

Neighbour "Omg what a little homewrecker"

Neighbour: "Yes him and her both they knew exactly what they where doing was wrong but they continued their affair"

Don't trust that girl she is a homewrecker she likes to get involved with married men

by Harry69 October 24, 2012

Shankill

A rough neighbourhood in West Belfast Ireland filled with alot of paramilitary members and murals dedicated to terrorism

"Did you see that new UFF mural up the shankill it's scary looking"

"Don't mess with him he's from the Shankill"

by Harry69 June 29, 2009

Glory Supporter

Some one who follows a sporting team only because the team are doing well in the tournament and are top of the league table,Or some one who follows a team because their boyfriend or girlfriend follows that team

"I support Manchester united"

Why do you support Manchester united?

"Because they win all the time and are top of the table"

You then sir are what I would call a glory supporter

by Harry69 May 24, 2011

Toyboy

Younger male who pleases the older woman

"She is old enough to be his mother that must be her toyboy"

"His gf is like 10 years older than him what a toyboy"

by Harry69 October 29, 2009

Gym Poser

That one person or persons who walk around the gym like they are the incredible hulk,They look at all the ladies and think every woman wants them,They constantly are looking at themselves in the mirror,If they see a guy lifting 20kg weight bar they come along and lift a 120kg weight bar slam it on the floor and walk off like the incredible hulk,They talk real loud and want to be noticed,They usually suffer from roid rage and jealousy and just come across as real arrogant jerks in general

Amatuer Guys at gym:Look at him man he's such a gym poser,

Guys at gym:I know he walks around like he's the friggin incredible hulk

Gym poser:Hey ladies can I help you there

Gym ladies:No we're ok thanks (Gee what a poser just because he's big and muscley he thinks he's in with a chance with us)

Gym poser on the phone to his wife:Arrrrhhh what do ya flippin mean it aint freaking ready yet you wait to I get home bitch and I'll be checking your phone and emails to when I get home

Guys at gym:He's definitely on the roids stupid gym poser,I feel sorry for his mrs when he gets home

by Harry69 March 6, 2011