Harry69's definitions
by Harry69 November 12, 2009
Get the Mugmug. When you click the poke button on facebook and poke a friend usually a female friend, Most of the time the guy would be thinking "yeah she wants me" but the girl plays the guy at the game and draws him to her to fcuk him over in the end and make him look a jerk
Guy 1:"Lisa keeps poking me on facebook"
Guy 2:"Dude she wants you man"
Guy 1:"You serious"
Guy 2 :"Yeah dude poke? she wants to poke you man like she wants to sit on your willy"
Guy 1:"(Sends lisa a pm message) Hey I see you've been poking me your DTF?
Lisa:DTF?Down to fcuk?Errr piss off you sleazebag I was only having a poke war game just because I poke you doesn't mean I want to have sex with you
Lisa's facebook status:I've deleted that asshole now,He thinks because I facebook poked him I wanted to poke him in real life
Guy 2:"Dude she wants you man"
Guy 1:"You serious"
Guy 2 :"Yeah dude poke? she wants to poke you man like she wants to sit on your willy"
Guy 1:"(Sends lisa a pm message) Hey I see you've been poking me your DTF?
Lisa:DTF?Down to fcuk?Errr piss off you sleazebag I was only having a poke war game just because I poke you doesn't mean I want to have sex with you
Lisa's facebook status:I've deleted that asshole now,He thinks because I facebook poked him I wanted to poke him in real life
by Harry69 March 8, 2011
Get the Facebook pokemug. A place where you go to do exercises and work out,
A place where fat people go to try and loose weight,
A place where cheating married women go to start up affairs behind their hard working husbands back
A place for posers
A place where fat people go to try and loose weight,
A place where cheating married women go to start up affairs behind their hard working husbands back
A place for posers
Lets go to the gym I wanna flex my muscles and lift them weights to proove I'm the toughest and bulkiest man down the gym
by Harry69 March 6, 2011
Get the Gymmug. Someone who drinks alcohol everyday of the week from morning to night,
Someone who is dependant on alcohol they can hold down a job and family but needs to drink in order to feel calm and normal
Someone who is dependant on alcohol they can hold down a job and family but needs to drink in order to feel calm and normal
You drink everyday of the week but you claim your not an alcoholic?
My dads an alcoholic he drinks everyday of the week.
"Why did your mum and dad divorce" ?" Becuase my dad was an arrogant self centered heartless alcoholic who only cared about himself"
Alcoholics are not people you see in the street with ripped clothes and holding a bottle of vodka they can be family men laywers police officers school teachers it is an awful thing alcoholism and destroys peoples and families lives
My dads an alcoholic he drinks everyday of the week.
"Why did your mum and dad divorce" ?" Becuase my dad was an arrogant self centered heartless alcoholic who only cared about himself"
Alcoholics are not people you see in the street with ripped clothes and holding a bottle of vodka they can be family men laywers police officers school teachers it is an awful thing alcoholism and destroys peoples and families lives
by Harry69 October 26, 2010
Get the Alcoholicmug. A sub-culture of Australian male youths aged 16-25 who wear Nike TN shoes Canterbury tracksuit pants nautica t-shirts with colars poped wear white Nike dri fit hats and usually carry a bumbag,They also wear other clothes such as adidas trackies or adidas hats or carry adidas bumbags or nike bumbags,Usually they hang outside train stations shopping malls or parks looking for innocent people to mug or pick a fight with most lads are usually skinny and no taller than 5 foot 9 some have ice scabs from doing to much drugs..
Guy 1:Dude your such a lad Guy 2:why? Guy 1: Look at you man Canterbury trackies ya TN'S n ya dri fit hat haha :Guy 2 yeah man I look like a sik cant eh?
Lebo guy:Cuzzy I hate lads. Lebo guy 2:I know man they try dress talk n act like us eh bra?
Teenage kid:Man I got rolled yesterday outside the train station Teenage kid 2 :Wtf you serious was it lads rolled ya Teenage kid:Yeah dude n they rolled this other kid last week apparently, thats what the cops said...
Lebo guy:Cuzzy I hate lads. Lebo guy 2:I know man they try dress talk n act like us eh bra?
Teenage kid:Man I got rolled yesterday outside the train station Teenage kid 2 :Wtf you serious was it lads rolled ya Teenage kid:Yeah dude n they rolled this other kid last week apparently, thats what the cops said...
by Harry69 March 1, 2010
Get the Ladsmug. That one person or persons who walk around the gym like they are the incredible hulk,They look at all the ladies and think every woman wants them,They constantly are looking at themselves in the mirror,If they see a guy lifting 20kg weight bar they come along and lift a 120kg weight bar slam it on the floor and walk off like the incredible hulk,They talk real loud and want to be noticed,They usually suffer from roid rage and jealousy and just come across as real arrogant jerks in general
Amatuer Guys at gym:Look at him man he's such a gym poser,
Guys at gym:I know he walks around like he's the friggin incredible hulk
Gym poser:Hey ladies can I help you there
Gym ladies:No we're ok thanks (Gee what a poser just because he's big and muscley he thinks he's in with a chance with us)
Gym poser on the phone to his wife:Arrrrhhh what do ya flippin mean it aint freaking ready yet you wait to I get home bitch and I'll be checking your phone and emails to when I get home
Guys at gym:He's definitely on the roids stupid gym poser,I feel sorry for his mrs when he gets home
Guys at gym:I know he walks around like he's the friggin incredible hulk
Gym poser:Hey ladies can I help you there
Gym ladies:No we're ok thanks (Gee what a poser just because he's big and muscley he thinks he's in with a chance with us)
Gym poser on the phone to his wife:Arrrrhhh what do ya flippin mean it aint freaking ready yet you wait to I get home bitch and I'll be checking your phone and emails to when I get home
Guys at gym:He's definitely on the roids stupid gym poser,I feel sorry for his mrs when he gets home
by Harry69 March 6, 2011
Get the Gym Posermug. Word used to describe people of Lebanese background in Australia or anyone with black hair and olive skin who wears a white nike hat nike tn shoes and a lonsdale singlet
"Why are lebs always wearing Tn's and Lonsdale clothing"
Guy:"My mate was gang bashed last night"
other guy": "Bloody lebs"
Guy:"My mate was gang bashed last night"
other guy": "Bloody lebs"
by Harry69 November 12, 2009
Get the Lebsmug.