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Alcoholic drink from the UK and now almost worlwide usually drunk by teenage girls and boys and chavs
Alcoholic drink from the UK and now almost worlwide usually drunk by teenage girls and boys and chavs
by Harry69 April 16, 2011
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Get the Filo mug.When you click the poke button on facebook and poke a friend usually a female friend, Most of the time the guy would be thinking "yeah she wants me" but the girl plays the guy at the game and draws him to her to fcuk him over in the end and make him look a jerk
Guy 1:"Lisa keeps poking me on facebook"
Guy 2:"Dude she wants you man"
Guy 1:"You serious"
Guy 2 :"Yeah dude poke? she wants to poke you man like she wants to sit on your willy"
Guy 1:"(Sends lisa a pm message) Hey I see you've been poking me your DTF?
Lisa:DTF?Down to fcuk?Errr piss off you sleazebag I was only having a poke war game just because I poke you doesn't mean I want to have sex with you
Lisa's facebook status:I've deleted that asshole now,He thinks because I facebook poked him I wanted to poke him in real life
Guy 2:"Dude she wants you man"
Guy 1:"You serious"
Guy 2 :"Yeah dude poke? she wants to poke you man like she wants to sit on your willy"
Guy 1:"(Sends lisa a pm message) Hey I see you've been poking me your DTF?
Lisa:DTF?Down to fcuk?Errr piss off you sleazebag I was only having a poke war game just because I poke you doesn't mean I want to have sex with you
Lisa's facebook status:I've deleted that asshole now,He thinks because I facebook poked him I wanted to poke him in real life
by Harry69 March 8, 2011
Get the Facebook poke mug.Some one who claims to be a mad football fanatic and follows a team but never goes to watch them play they watch them from the comfort of their armchair, they mostly follow teams like Manchester United Chelsea Arsenal or Liverpool
Armchair fan:Yeahhhhhhh Liverpool won 5-2 against Fulham yeah go the reds
Fulham fan:"Did you go to the game"?
Armchair fan:"Na I just watched it from home like I always do"
Fulham fan:"Ha you armchair fan I was at the game and even though we lost 5-2 our fans still sung with their heads held high & there hardly was a Liverpool supporter in sight,Typical armchair fans"
Fulham fan:"Did you go to the game"?
Armchair fan:"Na I just watched it from home like I always do"
Fulham fan:"Ha you armchair fan I was at the game and even though we lost 5-2 our fans still sung with their heads held high & there hardly was a Liverpool supporter in sight,Typical armchair fans"
by Harry69 June 6, 2011
Get the Armchair fan mug.Some one who follows a big name sporting team only because that team does so well they have no connection or loyalty to that team nor do they reside or come from that teams local area
Fake fan:"I follow Manchester united"
Guy:"Oh who's your favorite player"?
Fake fan:"Uhm Ronaldo"
Guy :"Ronaldo hasn't played for United for 3 years now you idiot"
Fake fan:"Oh that other guy then Giggs"
Guy :(Thinks to himself) "fake fan" doesn't know nothing about the team he claims to support
Guy:"Oh who's your favorite player"?
Fake fan:"Uhm Ronaldo"
Guy :"Ronaldo hasn't played for United for 3 years now you idiot"
Fake fan:"Oh that other guy then Giggs"
Guy :(Thinks to himself) "fake fan" doesn't know nothing about the team he claims to support
by Harry69 October 23, 2011
Get the Fake fan mug.Some one who follows a sporting team only because the team are doing well in the tournament and are top of the league table,Or some one who follows a team because their boyfriend or girlfriend follows that team
"I support Manchester united"
Why do you support Manchester united?
"Because they win all the time and are top of the table"
You then sir are what I would call a glory supporter
Why do you support Manchester united?
"Because they win all the time and are top of the table"
You then sir are what I would call a glory supporter
by Harry69 May 24, 2011
Get the Glory Supporter mug.That one person or persons who walk around the gym like they are the incredible hulk,They look at all the ladies and think every woman wants them,They constantly are looking at themselves in the mirror,If they see a guy lifting 20kg weight bar they come along and lift a 120kg weight bar slam it on the floor and walk off like the incredible hulk,They talk real loud and want to be noticed,They usually suffer from roid rage and jealousy and just come across as real arrogant jerks in general
Amatuer Guys at gym:Look at him man he's such a gym poser,
Guys at gym:I know he walks around like he's the friggin incredible hulk
Gym poser:Hey ladies can I help you there
Gym ladies:No we're ok thanks (Gee what a poser just because he's big and muscley he thinks he's in with a chance with us)
Gym poser on the phone to his wife:Arrrrhhh what do ya flippin mean it aint freaking ready yet you wait to I get home bitch and I'll be checking your phone and emails to when I get home
Guys at gym:He's definitely on the roids stupid gym poser,I feel sorry for his mrs when he gets home
Guys at gym:I know he walks around like he's the friggin incredible hulk
Gym poser:Hey ladies can I help you there
Gym ladies:No we're ok thanks (Gee what a poser just because he's big and muscley he thinks he's in with a chance with us)
Gym poser on the phone to his wife:Arrrrhhh what do ya flippin mean it aint freaking ready yet you wait to I get home bitch and I'll be checking your phone and emails to when I get home
Guys at gym:He's definitely on the roids stupid gym poser,I feel sorry for his mrs when he gets home
by Harry69 March 6, 2011
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