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When you click the poke button on facebook and poke a friend usually a female friend, Most of the time the guy would be thinking "yeah she wants me" but the girl plays the guy at the game and draws him to her to fcuk him over in the end and make him look a jerk
Guy 1:"Lisa keeps poking me on facebook"
Guy 2:"Dude she wants you man"
Guy 1:"You serious"
Guy 2 :"Yeah dude poke? she wants to poke you man like she wants to sit on your willy"
Guy 1:"(Sends lisa a pm message) Hey I see you've been poking me your DTF?
Lisa:DTF?Down to fcuk?Errr piss off you sleazebag I was only having a poke war game just because I poke you doesn't mean I want to have sex with you
Lisa's facebook status:I've deleted that asshole now,He thinks because I facebook poked him I wanted to poke him in real life
Guy 2:"Dude she wants you man"
Guy 1:"You serious"
Guy 2 :"Yeah dude poke? she wants to poke you man like she wants to sit on your willy"
Guy 1:"(Sends lisa a pm message) Hey I see you've been poking me your DTF?
Lisa:DTF?Down to fcuk?Errr piss off you sleazebag I was only having a poke war game just because I poke you doesn't mean I want to have sex with you
Lisa's facebook status:I've deleted that asshole now,He thinks because I facebook poked him I wanted to poke him in real life
by Harry69 March 8, 2011
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Get the Filo mug.Some one who follows a big name sporting team only because that team does so well they have no connection or loyalty to that team nor do they reside or come from that teams local area
Fake fan:"I follow Manchester united"
Guy:"Oh who's your favorite player"?
Fake fan:"Uhm Ronaldo"
Guy :"Ronaldo hasn't played for United for 3 years now you idiot"
Fake fan:"Oh that other guy then Giggs"
Guy :(Thinks to himself) "fake fan" doesn't know nothing about the team he claims to support
Guy:"Oh who's your favorite player"?
Fake fan:"Uhm Ronaldo"
Guy :"Ronaldo hasn't played for United for 3 years now you idiot"
Fake fan:"Oh that other guy then Giggs"
Guy :(Thinks to himself) "fake fan" doesn't know nothing about the team he claims to support
by Harry69 October 23, 2011
Get the Fake fan mug.Some one who claims to be a mad football fanatic and follows a team but never goes to watch them play they watch them from the comfort of their armchair, they mostly follow teams like Manchester United Chelsea Arsenal or Liverpool
Armchair fan:Yeahhhhhhh Liverpool won 5-2 against Fulham yeah go the reds
Fulham fan:"Did you go to the game"?
Armchair fan:"Na I just watched it from home like I always do"
Fulham fan:"Ha you armchair fan I was at the game and even though we lost 5-2 our fans still sung with their heads held high & there hardly was a Liverpool supporter in sight,Typical armchair fans"
Fulham fan:"Did you go to the game"?
Armchair fan:"Na I just watched it from home like I always do"
Fulham fan:"Ha you armchair fan I was at the game and even though we lost 5-2 our fans still sung with their heads held high & there hardly was a Liverpool supporter in sight,Typical armchair fans"
by Harry69 June 6, 2011
Get the Armchair fan mug.Person 1 "Look at the amount of females this guy knows"
Person 2 "I know what a pimp"
Pimp:Yo I go like 20 bitches workin for me tonight you want me to give one of my bitches a call and she'll service you all night?
Pimp:Don't back chat me bitch you work for me remember I own ya ass if it wasn't for me you wouldn't have all that jewellery and expensive clothing
Lady:He's such a bad ass pimp he treats me like shit and abuses me but for some reason I love him and stick with him
Person 2 "I know what a pimp"
Pimp:Yo I go like 20 bitches workin for me tonight you want me to give one of my bitches a call and she'll service you all night?
Pimp:Don't back chat me bitch you work for me remember I own ya ass if it wasn't for me you wouldn't have all that jewellery and expensive clothing
Lady:He's such a bad ass pimp he treats me like shit and abuses me but for some reason I love him and stick with him
by Harry69 August 10, 2010
Get the Pimp mug.A rough neighbourhood in West Belfast Ireland filled with alot of paramilitary members and murals dedicated to terrorism
"Did you see that new UFF mural up the shankill it's scary looking"
"Don't mess with him he's from the Shankill"
"Don't mess with him he's from the Shankill"
by Harry69 June 29, 2009
Get the Shankill mug.A male who seduces women by pretending he is a sweet caring and charming gentleman then once he has them under his control he rolls onto the next woman and does the same to her but no matter how much he hurts his women they still seem to cling onto him and let him play them
"That guys got like 5 girlfriends man what a player"
"Yeah he is a player he made out that he really liked Cindy and they where going somehwere together until Cindy found out he was also seeing Jenny he such a player that prick"
"That guys so hot pity he's a player"
"Yeah he is a player he made out that he really liked Cindy and they where going somehwere together until Cindy found out he was also seeing Jenny he such a player that prick"
"That guys so hot pity he's a player"
by Harry69 October 29, 2009
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