People from English town areas who walk about wearing tracksuit pants white Nike or Adidas baseball caps football tops Nike running shoes fake jewellery & in the winter time wear football scarfs around their mouths and lower nose,They are usually seen hanging outside local MACE stores or out the front of a shopping center complex smoking ciggarettes and trying their best to get girls attention
Person 1 :"I hate going into Middlesbrough to many tonwies about"
Person 2:Me to why don't they do something with their lives instead of hanging outside shopping centers trying to look cool,Stupid townies"
Person 2:Me to why don't they do something with their lives instead of hanging outside shopping centers trying to look cool,Stupid townies"
by Harry69 February 24, 2011
Get the Towniemug. Irish/Scottish Word used to describe something small
Can also be used as a cute term depending on how you say it
Word used to describe the early hours after midnight
Can also be used as a cute term depending on how you say it
Word used to describe the early hours after midnight
"Look at that wee midget over there"
"Look at the wee baby isn't she/he so cute"
"It's the wee hours of the morning" (3am-4am)
"Look at the wee baby isn't she/he so cute"
"It's the wee hours of the morning" (3am-4am)
by Harry69 September 02, 2009
Get the Weemug. (Australian) Melbourne slang for ethnic Australian(Lebanese,Greek Italian Serb) youths aged 15 to 25 years old who have mullet style hair cuts wear adidas and Kappa clothing hang outside mcdonalds carparks in their suped up nissan pulsars bluring music out of them and trying to look hard and impress girls,Usually trying to pick fights or bullying when nerdy kids around
Person 1:"Lets go to maccas and eat in the outside area"
Person 2:"Na to many muzzas down there"
Person 1:"I saw a group of muzzas at the carpark today"
Person 2:"What's muzzas"
Person 1:"Muzzas is those kinda guys we saw at the carpark yesterday there was like 10 of them standing around a red nissan pulsar with 2pac bluring out of it and they all where wearing nike dri fit hats had bumbags and wearing singlets"
Person 2:"Haha oh them guys so that's what muzzas are"
Person 2:"Na to many muzzas down there"
Person 1:"I saw a group of muzzas at the carpark today"
Person 2:"What's muzzas"
Person 1:"Muzzas is those kinda guys we saw at the carpark yesterday there was like 10 of them standing around a red nissan pulsar with 2pac bluring out of it and they all where wearing nike dri fit hats had bumbags and wearing singlets"
Person 2:"Haha oh them guys so that's what muzzas are"
by Harry69 December 28, 2010
Get the Muzzamug. by Harry69 November 12, 2009
Get the Filomug. When a guy is controlled by his girlfriend and he has to ask his girlfriend for permission to go out with his male friends or she just basically controls him with what he can and can't do
Mike:Can I go out tonight with the boys Lisa"?
Lisa:"As long as you text me every 20 minutes and are home by 930"
Mikes friends:"Haha Mike is so whipped by Lisa you know he has to ask her can he go out tonight with us and if she lets him out he has to be home early dude he's so whipped"
Lisa: "Your late I told you 930 it's 10pm no sex for you tonight or the next 3 months"
Mike:"It's not as if you have sex with me anymore anyway,I'm sorry baby I'll never go out again"
Lisa:"As long as you text me every 20 minutes and are home by 930"
Mikes friends:"Haha Mike is so whipped by Lisa you know he has to ask her can he go out tonight with us and if she lets him out he has to be home early dude he's so whipped"
Lisa: "Your late I told you 930 it's 10pm no sex for you tonight or the next 3 months"
Mike:"It's not as if you have sex with me anymore anyway,I'm sorry baby I'll never go out again"
by Harry69 December 20, 2010
Get the Whippedmug. When you click the poke button on facebook and poke a friend usually a female friend, Most of the time the guy would be thinking "yeah she wants me" but the girl plays the guy at the game and draws him to her to fcuk him over in the end and make him look a jerk
Guy 1:"Lisa keeps poking me on facebook"
Guy 2:"Dude she wants you man"
Guy 1:"You serious"
Guy 2 :"Yeah dude poke? she wants to poke you man like she wants to sit on your willy"
Guy 1:"(Sends lisa a pm message) Hey I see you've been poking me your DTF?
Lisa:DTF?Down to fcuk?Errr piss off you sleazebag I was only having a poke war game just because I poke you doesn't mean I want to have sex with you
Lisa's facebook status:I've deleted that asshole now,He thinks because I facebook poked him I wanted to poke him in real life
Guy 2:"Dude she wants you man"
Guy 1:"You serious"
Guy 2 :"Yeah dude poke? she wants to poke you man like she wants to sit on your willy"
Guy 1:"(Sends lisa a pm message) Hey I see you've been poking me your DTF?
Lisa:DTF?Down to fcuk?Errr piss off you sleazebag I was only having a poke war game just because I poke you doesn't mean I want to have sex with you
Lisa's facebook status:I've deleted that asshole now,He thinks because I facebook poked him I wanted to poke him in real life
by Harry69 March 08, 2011
Get the Facebook pokemug. Some one who follows a big name sporting team only because that team does so well they have no connection or loyalty to that team nor do they reside or come from that teams local area
Fake fan:"I follow Manchester united"
Guy:"Oh who's your favorite player"?
Fake fan:"Uhm Ronaldo"
Guy :"Ronaldo hasn't played for United for 3 years now you idiot"
Fake fan:"Oh that other guy then Giggs"
Guy :(Thinks to himself) "fake fan" doesn't know nothing about the team he claims to support
Guy:"Oh who's your favorite player"?
Fake fan:"Uhm Ronaldo"
Guy :"Ronaldo hasn't played for United for 3 years now you idiot"
Fake fan:"Oh that other guy then Giggs"
Guy :(Thinks to himself) "fake fan" doesn't know nothing about the team he claims to support
by Harry69 October 23, 2011
Get the Fake fanmug.