Harry69's definitions

Armchair fan

Some one who claims to be a mad football fanatic and follows a team but never goes to watch them play they watch them from the comfort of their armchair, they mostly follow teams like Manchester United Chelsea Arsenal or Liverpool

Armchair fan:Yeahhhhhhh Liverpool won 5-2 against Fulham yeah go the reds

Fulham fan:"Did you go to the game"?

Armchair fan:"Na I just watched it from home like I always do"

Fulham fan:"Ha you armchair fan I was at the game and even though we lost 5-2 our fans still sung with their heads held high & there hardly was a Liverpool supporter in sight,Typical armchair fans"

by Harry69 June 6, 2011

Gym Rat

Some one who goes to the gym everyday

Some one who continually post statuses on their facebook that they are at the gym

Facebook status "Yeah pumping iron at the gym"
Facebook reply comment "You're such a gym rat"

E.G 2:"Claudia is at the gym everyday she's turning into a gym rat"

E.G 3"I don't care if you go to the gym everyday I go 2 days a week like you're suppose to not everyday like you you gym rat"

by Harry69 October 26, 2011

Gym Poser

That one person or persons who walk around the gym like they are the incredible hulk,They look at all the ladies and think every woman wants them,They constantly are looking at themselves in the mirror,If they see a guy lifting 20kg weight bar they come along and lift a 120kg weight bar slam it on the floor and walk off like the incredible hulk,They talk real loud and want to be noticed,They usually suffer from roid rage and jealousy and just come across as real arrogant jerks in general

Amatuer Guys at gym:Look at him man he's such a gym poser,

Guys at gym:I know he walks around like he's the friggin incredible hulk

Gym poser:Hey ladies can I help you there

Gym ladies:No we're ok thanks (Gee what a poser just because he's big and muscley he thinks he's in with a chance with us)

Gym poser on the phone to his wife:Arrrrhhh what do ya flippin mean it aint freaking ready yet you wait to I get home bitch and I'll be checking your phone and emails to when I get home

Guys at gym:He's definitely on the roids stupid gym poser,I feel sorry for his mrs when he gets home

by Harry69 March 6, 2011

Hoodlum

Term used to describe a small time gangster

Hoodlums are just hoodlums they go around getting drunk & trashing the place they aint no real time gangsters they're just small time

by Harry69 June 29, 2009

UFF

Loyalist paramilitary organisation in Northern Ireland the UFF(Ulster Freedom Fighters) is the killer wing of the UDA(Ulster Defence Association)

UFF C-COY 2ND BATTALION

"The UFF are a ruthless and vicious killing machine"

by Harry69 June 29, 2009

Lad

A British & Irish word used to describe a male aged between 9-30 years old or depending what way you use the word it can also be from 0-9 years old

"Where having a lads night this friday you up for it?"

"Those young lads are up to mischiff"

"My wife just gave birth to a wee lad"

by Harry69 August 3, 2007

Chav

Council House And Violent, British youths aged 10-25 who wear hats peaked up at 90 degree angles wear nike or adidas track pants nike shoes ride around on small motorbikes through their housing estates always up to no good drinking liquor in the parks smoking joints harassing people walking bye by saying stuff to them or giving them dirty looks they steal cars litter the place and are always on the run from cops

There was so many chavs today down the town this whole town is infested with them

by Harry69 August 3, 2010