programmer's butt

noun
a large butt as a result of sitting in front of a computer all day coding, eating, testing, eating....repeat
During my time as a developer for a software company, I developed programmer's butt and had to quit my job to become a personal trainer
by Happy Girly of course! February 18, 2010
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dog joy

the same intense uninhibited happiness a dog expresses to its master when the master has been gone for 2 minutes or 2 weeks
Jack, my dog, greets me with the same pure dog joy, when I return from getting the paper in the driveway or a three week vacation
by Happy Girly of course! February 19, 2010
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Performance Anxiety

the feeling of panic, utter helplessness, and ineptitude, when someone is looking over your shoulder and you are trying to show them something on your computer
Mary had complete performance anxiety trying to navigate to the correct folder to show Jim the correct spreadsheet.
by Happy Girly of course! February 23, 2010
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kardashian minute

a unit of time, in blocks of 72. Depending upon use, could be 72 seconds, days, weeks, months, years. Similar to the term "New York" minute
Kim told Kris her schedule was so full that she can't pencil him in for at least a kardashian minute.
by Happy Girly of course! November 03, 2011
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Mary exhibits split menu personality syndrome as she places her drive-thru order, "Umm yes I'd like a Number 3 Value meal, super-sized with a small diet coke...oh yeah and add in an apple turnover"
by Happy Girly of course! February 26, 2010
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orizombie

a crumpled up piece of paper that resembles something by accident
Mary was surprised to discover her tossed used tissues had become an orizombie collection of artwork
by Happy Girly of course! December 17, 2011
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Kardashed

canceling a plan, changing your life, ending something
Kris was devastated to learn via the tabloids his marriage had apparently been kardashed by his beloved.
by Happy Girly of course! November 02, 2011
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