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Numbers

a book that says that God will judge rebellion and teaches what repentance results in hope and forgiveness. Also coverns some themes of law and love plus Moses's meditation. Really fun for the person who has her relaxing time

This is a book of sinful complaining
Numbers is about the service and walk of Gods people (and yet I mean serving the God who provides all things )

I really just jumped up and down for joy when it says that Gods covenant plan stays on track even when his people don't
by Happy Christian April 11, 2023
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Braeden

Braeden is the love of Alyssa's life and after joining his livestream(keep it a secret) they became a Bonnie and Clyde love match. Their love story is also very successful and they will get rid of the annoying devil(satan) Cheyenne Bitches who tried to destroy their relationship forever

Braeden will soon return to the living God and the Gods will favor him and he will rise up as Alexander the Great and destroy every woman his way

His name and legacy will soon make history once he renews his malicious flirty ways. To be honest, you will never ever get to pull a Braeden after meeting him because another woman made the finest impression on him and now he has her wanting to get a Mazda so she can pray at the nearest Adoration Chapel

Cheyenne is NOT Braeden's girlfriend at all. Cheyenne is an annoying white, fat girl from Spokane Washington who violated Alyssa's privacy

Once God raises their situations, Cheyenne will be killed off in the end

Well Good, she always annoyed Alyssa. Even when she got rid of her and asked other people to stop talking to her boyfriend

Braeden would normally choose Alyssa over everyone. And even if he did talk to women, he lied to them and deceived them
Its very annoying if your boyfriend is a Braeden because no matter how much you pray, other women will take advantage. Once he gets into a relationship of great romance, privilege, and benefit, your going to love what he brings to the table.

He also gives you on the spot goals such as signing up for EBT Cash so you can use it when your together
by Happy Christian October 22, 2022
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Hily

Its a sad place for Christians because the girls on here have been known to unfairly take over your conversations with your boyfriend

This site is run by some FBI Wanted women
Hily has some criminal/bullies such as Cheyenne Bridges, Oliva
by Happy Christian April 11, 2023
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Braeden

a hot guy

id say that hes okay

dont embarass yourself in front of him though

is really just teamed with God the father
and is only here to correct you

will never speak up about his seriously relationship
Braeden would rather have a healthy girlfriend

well
by Happy Christian April 20, 2023
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Braeden C

Braeden C is only meant for one girl, and will normally meet his match and that girl will strictly be someone who won him over and made a romantic/perfecting personal connection on him. His girl(who is probably Alyssa and they share a paradise relationship that tends to be for him and her) is going to have to put in a lot of work to keep the relationship alive. He needs to be very considerate of the annoying girls getting on his new girlfriends nerves and realize that they are all sirens. The girl in love with him doesn't mind spoiling him . Braeden C is the type of guy you love to make the effort to because talking to him(and trust me he won't date other girls besides the girl who spoke romance into his life) makes you want to not sleep and return to the church of heaven and ask God to always be together. Talking to him makes you want to look up at the stars and live life without a care in this world. Your going to have to fight off all the women who try to claim him.
There is only one type of girl in the world for this intensely popular Snake guy would normally meet probably when you visited his livestream for the first time. She would be someone who is above him such as in age, name order. Also when he meets the love of his live, they would be a very high zodiac match compatibility. For instance, a Rooster and that is why they fell so in love. Braeden does NOT know how to follow up with people but you fell in love with him and he will just leave all the planning to you. You will enjoy many things about this guy and have to eliminate your rivals. Yet good luck because it will work. Try not to get obsessed with Braeden C because you two have come together in a heavenly match.
by Happy Christian October 21, 2022
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Jady

Jady is a pretty nice girl your able to communicate with about many things. She gives heavenly answers yet will leave you with some nagging charge

-paying gas
-copying off your homework
A Jady may have great communicating method, yet is going to expect something from you

but yeah its annoying
by Happy Christian April 10, 2023
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Nutella

Nutella now has a rival sold in Costco called Hazelnut Spread with cocoa. It has a good chance of outbeating it with its simple packaging. Nutella might be a little too sweet now for people.
I wonder if Coscto's new version of Nutella will beat it.
by Happy Christian June 17, 2018
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