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Ezra

the Christian whose life is scarred by sin and rebellion against God, there is great hope that ours is a God of forgiveness,
Ezra organized the Jewish community around the law, the Torah

and thats what happens when your living life without a godly manager

you fall into sin
by Happy Christian April 12, 2023
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April Vasquez

April Vasquez is a pretty nice girl

Will be a kind of girly and even listen to pop music
The April Vasquez I know is quiet
by Happy Christian April 10, 2023
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Braeden

Braeden is the love of Alyssa's life and after joining his livestream(keep it a secret) they became a Bonnie and Clyde love match. Their love story is also very successful and they will get rid of the annoying devil(satan) Cheyenne Bitches who tried to destroy their relationship forever

Braeden will soon return to the living God and the Gods will favor him and he will rise up as Alexander the Great and destroy every woman his way

His name and legacy will soon make history once he renews his malicious flirty ways. To be honest, you will never ever get to pull a Braeden after meeting him because another woman made the finest impression on him and now he has her wanting to get a Mazda so she can pray at the nearest Adoration Chapel

Cheyenne is NOT Braeden's girlfriend at all. Cheyenne is an annoying white, fat girl from Spokane Washington who violated Alyssa's privacy

Once God raises their situations, Cheyenne will be killed off in the end

Well Good, she always annoyed Alyssa. Even when she got rid of her and asked other people to stop talking to her boyfriend

Braeden would normally choose Alyssa over everyone. And even if he did talk to women, he lied to them and deceived them
Its very annoying if your boyfriend is a Braeden because no matter how much you pray, other women will take advantage. Once he gets into a relationship of great romance, privilege, and benefit, your going to love what he brings to the table.

He also gives you on the spot goals such as signing up for EBT Cash so you can use it when your together
by Happy Christian October 22, 2022
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Madison Ivy

Madison Ivy is a pretty good adult actress and should be worth billions of dollars right now

Is quite sassy yet in a good way
Madison Ivy is a snake and she makes women horny
by Happy Christian April 11, 2023
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Braeden

a hot guy

id say that hes okay

dont embarass yourself in front of him though

is really just teamed with God the father
and is only here to correct you

will never speak up about his seriously relationship
Braeden would rather have a healthy girlfriend

well
by Happy Christian April 20, 2023
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Hily

Its a sad place for Christians because the girls on here have been known to unfairly take over your conversations with your boyfriend

This site is run by some FBI Wanted women
Hily has some criminal/bullies such as Cheyenne Bridges, Oliva
by Happy Christian April 11, 2023
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Revelation

a book in which God or Jesus manifests himself to the writer and speaks to him
God I pray Revelation will someday lead me to the promised car

i want to sell my families old cars for a new car
by Happy Christian April 12, 2023
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