Happy Christian's definitions

Jady

Jady is a pretty nice girl your able to communicate with about many things. She gives heavenly answers yet will leave you with some nagging charge

-paying gas
-copying off your homework

A Jady may have great communicating method, yet is going to expect something from you

but yeah its annoying

by Happy Christian April 10, 2023

Braeden C

Braeden C is only meant for one girl, and will normally meet his match and that girl will strictly be someone who won him over and made a romantic/perfecting personal connection on him. His girl(who is probably Alyssa and they share a paradise relationship that tends to be for him and her) is going to have to put in a lot of work to keep the relationship alive. He needs to be very considerate of the annoying girls getting on his new girlfriends nerves and realize that they are all sirens. The girl in love with him doesn't mind spoiling him . Braeden C is the type of guy you love to make the effort to because talking to him(and trust me he won't date other girls besides the girl who spoke romance into his life) makes you want to not sleep and return to the church of heaven and ask God to always be together. Talking to him makes you want to look up at the stars and live life without a care in this world. Your going to have to fight off all the women who try to claim him.

There is only one type of girl in the world for this intensely popular Snake guy would normally meet probably when you visited his livestream for the first time. She would be someone who is above him such as in age, name order. Also when he meets the love of his live, they would be a very high zodiac match compatibility. For instance, a Rooster and that is why they fell so in love. Braeden does NOT know how to follow up with people but you fell in love with him and he will just leave all the planning to you. You will enjoy many things about this guy and have to eliminate your rivals. Yet good luck because it will work. Try not to get obsessed with Braeden C because you two have come together in a heavenly match.

by Happy Christian October 21, 2022

discipline

what every christian goes through

discipline(because you should have known the Christian lifestyle since you were 2) will help you live your best life

by Happy Christian April 10, 2023

Lamentations

It teaches us to be concerned for the welfare of Gods people to mourn for our sins and asking the Lord for his forgiveness when we fail him

Lamentations was meant to be a sad book

well really if you have a car, you can simply drive to church and make yourself better

by Happy Christian April 11, 2023

Madison Ivy

Madison Ivy is a pretty good adult actress and should be worth billions of dollars right now

Is quite sassy yet in a good way

Madison Ivy is a snake and she makes women horny

by Happy Christian April 11, 2023

Revelation

a book in which God or Jesus manifests himself to the writer and speaks to him

God I pray Revelation will someday lead me to the promised car

i want to sell my families old cars for a new car

by Happy Christian April 12, 2023

Nutella

Nutella now has a rival sold in Costco called Hazelnut Spread with cocoa. It has a good chance of outbeating it with its simple packaging. Nutella might be a little too sweet now for people.

I wonder if Coscto's new version of Nutella will beat it.

by Happy Christian June 17, 2018