Happy Christian's definitions

Jessica

she is the sweetest girl in the world. The only girl who could ever give two cares about you. Even knows you more than you do

one of the realist friends out there! Probably has a blessed knowledge about the bible and how to treat others because she didn't have too many problems

maybe it was just my fault

Jessica and her best friend(well should be) need to revolutionize their friendship because this has great potential to go somwhere good in life

I pray you will never lose a Jessica.

by Happy Christian April 10, 2023

Numbers

a book that says that God will judge rebellion and teaches what repentance results in hope and forgiveness. Also coverns some themes of law and love plus Moses's meditation. Really fun for the person who has her relaxing time

This is a book of sinful complaining

Numbers is about the service and walk of Gods people (and yet I mean serving the God who provides all things )

I really just jumped up and down for joy when it says that Gods covenant plan stays on track even when his people don't

by Happy Christian April 11, 2023

exercising

makes your daydream about your crush. Sadly the energy will wear off, but when you do regain the mood and atmosphere factors, the world will be at your side

exercising can help boost your social life when you see texts from people you don't really know

exercising is rewarding. You can't admit the daydreaming part of it. Ive been exercising going to the gym and so far its achieved good results in the end.

by Happy Christian October 21, 2022

Dakota Johnson

Flirty and her image easily becomes an idol

get rid of it

you deserve better

Dont worship Dakota Johnson she won't be too happy

by Happy Christian April 11, 2023

James

He hooks up with pretty much any girl who is confidently gorgeous

James is a player!

by Happy Christian September 30, 2020

cemetary

its not at all fun

a cemetary is fun when you look at it

but when you drive up to it, you can spot bouquets being sold

by Happy Christian August 13, 2024

psalms

its divided into five books. It was collected as corporate worship forms developed along with temple worship

just think of that beautiful church you once went to and now you want a car to go there more often

it is individual Hebrew religious hymns

this helps us to express ourselves to the lord

expresses worship and encourages it readers to praise god for what he has done

might tell you how you can overcome your current and most frustrating struggles

teaches us to come to prayer in a fresh state of mind

psalms in the bible is to help each of us to gain a fuller appreciation for worship

by Happy Christian April 12, 2023