Hannibal Cannabis's definitions

yo mammy

A reply when questioned by the police

Cop: Sir I gotta get your name.

Perp: Yo mammy.

Cop: My what?
Perp: Yo mammy. Yo mammy boy!

by Hannibal Cannabis February 5, 2019

cracker jack university

A fictional institution of higher learning where cocky know-it-alls get their education. In other words, got their degree from a Cracker Jack box.

Controlling parent: Yeah, my son is 40 years old, but he still has to obey me, cause IT’S THE LAW!
Judge: Where did you get your law degree? Cracker Jack University?

by Hannibal Cannabis September 9, 2020

Great Mistakes

Nickname for the Navy's Recruit Training Command (boot camp) in Great Lakes, IL. So named for the regret felt by some recruits wondering just what they got themselves into.

I can't wait to see my wife when I finish up at Great Mistakes.

by Hannibal Cannabis June 4, 2011

lay-lay

Lazy. Analogous to cray-cray for crazy.

I have to do both mine and my wife’s share of the chores, because she’s all lay-lay

by Hannibal Cannabis June 13, 2018

sarge out

To reprimand or berate harshly, either with or without copious amounts of profanity, in the style of a drill sergeant. To ream out.

I watched my boss sarge out a coworker after he was caught napping on the toilet on company time.

by Hannibal Cannabis September 29, 2023

buck

A ride on a bicycle as a passenger. This was accomplished with a banana seat or pegs on the rear wheel bolts. Was most often used in the Midwest in the 1980s.

I need to get home quick. Could you give me a buck?

by Hannibal Cannabis April 25, 2019

double play

The act of taking a piss and a shit in one visit to the facilities

I’ll be back in a few minutes. I have to go to the bathroom for a double play.

by Hannibal Cannabis October 16, 2021