Hannibal Cannabis's definitions

Great Mistakes

Nickname for the Navy's Recruit Training Command (boot camp) in Great Lakes, IL. So named for the regret felt by some recruits wondering just what they got themselves into.

I can't wait to see my wife when I finish up at Great Mistakes.

by Hannibal Cannabis June 4, 2011

buck

A ride on a bicycle as a passenger. This was accomplished with a banana seat or pegs on the rear wheel bolts. Was most often used in the Midwest in the 1980s.

I need to get home quick. Could you give me a buck?

by Hannibal Cannabis April 25, 2019

pestimist

One who is extremely pessimistic, and has an annoying habit of always saying bad things are going to happen any chance they get. A pessimistic pest.

My brother is constantly going on about anything and everything that can possibly go wrong. He is such a pestimist.

by Hannibal Cannabis May 25, 2019

fonzanoonery

The actions, behavior, and habits of a fonzanoon, such as farting in the bathtub and biting the bubbles

Oh God, what’s with all the fonzanoonery? You all have sewer breath!

by Hannibal Cannabis August 9, 2019

cracker jack university

A fictional institution of higher learning where cocky know-it-alls get their education. In other words, got their degree from a Cracker Jack box.

Controlling parent: Yeah, my son is 40 years old, but he still has to obey me, cause IT’S THE LAW!
Judge: Where did you get your law degree? Cracker Jack University?

by Hannibal Cannabis September 9, 2020

gymcrastination

The act of putting off a workout, due to lack of energy, or laziness

My personal trainer says there is no excuse for gymcrastination

by Hannibal Cannabis April 27, 2017

mook

Someone who farts in the bathtub and bites the bubbles

Your breath smells like farts. Are you a mook?

by Hannibal Cannabis February 28, 2018