Definitions by Hannibal Cannabis

sarge out

To reprimand or berate harshly, either with or without copious amounts of profanity, in the style of a drill sergeant. To ream out.

I watched my boss sarge out a coworker after he was caught napping on the toilet on company time.

sarge out by Hannibal Cannabis September 29, 2023

double play 

The act of taking a piss and a shit in one visit to the facilities

I’ll be back in a few minutes. I have to go to the bathroom for a double play.

double play by Hannibal Cannabis October 16, 2021

cracker jack university 

A fictional institution of higher learning where cocky know-it-alls get their education. In other words, got their degree from a Cracker Jack box.

Controlling parent: Yeah, my son is 40 years old, but he still has to obey me, cause IT’S THE LAW!
Judge: Where did you get your law degree? Cracker Jack University?

cracker jack university by Hannibal Cannabis September 9, 2020

fonzanoonery 

The actions, behavior, and habits of a fonzanoon, such as farting in the bathtub and biting the bubbles

Oh God, what’s with all the fonzanoonery? You all have sewer breath!

fonzanoonery by Hannibal Cannabis August 9, 2019

pestimist 

One who is extremely pessimistic, and has an annoying habit of always saying bad things are going to happen any chance they get. A pessimistic pest.

My brother is constantly going on about anything and everything that can possibly go wrong. He is such a pestimist.

pestimist by Hannibal Cannabis May 25, 2019

buck

A ride on a bicycle as a passenger. This was accomplished with a banana seat or pegs on the rear wheel bolts. Was most often used in the Midwest in the 1980s.

I need to get home quick. Could you give me a buck?

buck by Hannibal Cannabis April 25, 2019

Hoth cold 

How a Star Wars fan would describe bitter cold weather. Compares winter weather with conditions on the ice planet Hoth.

It’s not just cold. It’s Hoth cold! Your tauntaun will freeze!

Hoth cold by Hannibal Cannabis March 1, 2019