gymcrastination

The act of putting off a workout, due to lack of energy, or laziness

My personal trainer says there is no excuse for gymcrastination

by Hannibal Cannabis April 27, 2017

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woon

Those little pieces of wood that attempts to pass as a spoon. Most commonly furnished with malts and ice cream cups sold at stadiums and cafeterias.

The woon is about as useless as a spork.

by Hannibal Cannabis February 19, 2019

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To reprimand or berate harshly, either with or without copious amounts of profanity, in the style of a drill sergeant. To ream out.

I watched my boss sarge out a coworker after he was caught napping on the toilet on company time.

by Hannibal Cannabis September 29, 2023

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How a Star Wars fan would describe bitter cold weather. Compares winter weather with conditions on the ice planet Hoth.

It’s not just cold. It’s Hoth cold! Your tauntaun will freeze!

by Hannibal Cannabis March 01, 2019

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The act of taking a piss and a shit in one visit to the facilities

I’ll be back in a few minutes. I have to go to the bathroom for a double play.

by Hannibal Cannabis October 16, 2021

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One who is extremely pessimistic, and has an annoying habit of always saying bad things are going to happen any chance they get. A pessimistic pest.

My brother is constantly going on about anything and everything that can possibly go wrong. He is such a pestimist.

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Cop: Sir I gotta get your name.

Perp: Yo mammy.

Cop: My what?
Perp: Yo mammy. Yo mammy boy!

by Hannibal Cannabis February 05, 2019

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