Hannibal Cannabis's definitions

double play

The act of taking a piss and a shit in one visit to the facilities

I’ll be back in a few minutes. I have to go to the bathroom for a double play.

by Hannibal Cannabis October 16, 2021

sarge out

To reprimand or berate harshly, either with or without copious amounts of profanity, in the style of a drill sergeant. To ream out.

I watched my boss sarge out a coworker after he was caught napping on the toilet on company time.

by Hannibal Cannabis September 29, 2023

buck

A ride on a bicycle as a passenger. This was accomplished with a banana seat or pegs on the rear wheel bolts. Was most often used in the Midwest in the 1980s.

I need to get home quick. Could you give me a buck?

by Hannibal Cannabis April 25, 2019

tah

Code name for marijuana

Tell me bro, would you like some tah?

by Hannibal Cannabis October 13, 2011

woon

Those little pieces of wood that attempts to pass as a spoon. Most commonly furnished with malts and ice cream cups sold at stadiums and cafeterias.

The woon is about as useless as a spork.

by Hannibal Cannabis February 18, 2019

yo mammy

A reply when questioned by the police

Cop: Sir I gotta get your name.

Perp: Yo mammy.

Cop: My what?
Perp: Yo mammy. Yo mammy boy!

by Hannibal Cannabis February 5, 2019

cracker jack university

A fictional institution of higher learning where cocky know-it-alls get their education. In other words, got their degree from a Cracker Jack box.

Controlling parent: Yeah, my son is 40 years old, but he still has to obey me, cause IT’S THE LAW!
Judge: Where did you get your law degree? Cracker Jack University?

by Hannibal Cannabis September 9, 2020