Hank the Tank's definitions

Charity Work

when a chick bones a guy out of sympathy

The only reason I've had sex is because of mary rotten-crotch's charity work

by Hank the Tank August 12, 2003

Bolton Shuffle

Verb; an involuntary movement resulting from a barrage of random alcoholic beverages.

Jason drank too many beers now he is doing the Bolton Shuffle.

by Hank the tank September 6, 2013

RE-MO

Short for re-model, but really meaning "to destroy" in regard to a sexual or vulgar manner.

"bro, last night I totally RE-MO'd that chicks vag." or "dude, I drank too much Kickin Chicken (Wild Turkey) stop the car before I RE-MO the back of your Avalanche!!"

by Hank the Tank October 3, 2005

walton shuffle

See Also: Andy walking at 4AM

Andy was too wasted to do the walton shuffle so we had to carry his irish ass inside

by Hank the Tank August 12, 2003

heyco

It's a place that's houses people that road the short bus

I've only seen this many retards at the special Olympics but there are way more at heyco

by Hank the tank December 18, 2024