4 definitions by Hank Thompkins

popsicle

A girl who is ice cold on the outside and has a stick rammed up her ass on the inside.

"My girlfriend is such a popsicle - when I told her that my mom died, she laughed then went to work for 12 hours."

by Hank Thompkins January 10, 2008

Rapeproof

A woman so hideously ugly, no man or beast would even think about raping her.

Pooh: Damn our practice administrator Sue is one ugly bitch.

Eeyore: Yeah, she's so ugly even a pack of drunken prisoners wouldn't rape her.

Kanga: Yep, she's rapeproof.

by Hank Thompkins April 16, 2009

Bunghole chills

When something grosses you out so much that you get chills up your butthole.

Seeing that kid play with her loose tooth gave me bunghole chills.

by Hank Thompkins April 10, 2009

warp zoning

A reference to Super Mario Brothers in which a player would skip several levels in order to achieve the ultimate objective of saving the princess. More generally, it refers to someone who wants to achieve a goal more easily than he otherwise could by stacking the odds in his favor or by skipping steps that would ordinarily be required.

By joining forces with Dwayne Wade and Chris Bosh, Lebron James is warp zoning himself to a championship.

by Hank Thompkins June 12, 2011