2 definitions by Hancockked

Ripped me a new one

Literal expression means to tear someone a new butt-hole, figuratively means to verbally or physical abuse or criticize someone thoroughly so that they feel destroyed.

I made a joke about her butt looking big, and she ripped me a new one.

by Hancockked June 3, 2010

CPR

Ceiling-punching rage. To be so enraged as to jump up and punch one's ceiling.

Dude, I was so mad after loosing to Jake at Mario Kart, I busted out some CPR, and now there's a hole in the ceiling...

by Hancockked June 3, 2010