3 definitions by Hammerpounding
The act of forcing a person on their back, pulling their pants down, and bringing their ankles above the shoulders and inserting the bottle neck of a 2 liter bottle of liquid into the anal cavity of that person; as the liquid drains bubbles appear in the bottle similar to a water cooler.
We were driving along and Ben crapped his pants and refused to clean up. So we pulled over to the side of the road and performed a water jugging.
by Hammerpounding June 10, 2014
The act of shaving your pubic hair along with the pubic hair of your buddies mixing the freshly shaved pubic hair with multiple loads of semen and affixing the hairy paste as a shitty beard to a passed out jerk while judging and condemning him to hell.
After a long weekend with the guys Ben started being a real dick so we fit him with a crusty duck dynasty after he passed out drunk.
by Hammerpounding October 26, 2014
Two pantless men sporting massive erections shaking hands and moving them in a back and forth motion (like two lumberjacks using a dual handle crosscut log saw) while giving each other a handjob with the opposite hands.
Ben and David were bored working late in there cubicle. As a result, they decided to start lumberjacking to pass the time.
by Hammerpounding December 10, 2014