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The rare occurrence of a pair of testicles hanging perfectly equidistant to the ground, as opposed to their regular offset position.
Tony: Bro check out my balls! Total scrotumnal equinox!
Harold: Impressive symmetry! Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.
Tony: Damn straight, now open wide homie!
Harold: Impressive symmetry! Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.
Tony: Damn straight, now open wide homie!
by Hammer of Jesus May 29, 2020
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Jenny: Mom! Grandpa is fumming all over the place again!
Karen: Well, grab some towels and start cleaning him up!
Jenny: Ewwwww! I don’t wanna clean up grandpa’s nasty fum! It stinks!
Karen: Shut the fuck up and clean your grandpa’s fum or you’re grounded!
Karen: Well, grab some towels and start cleaning him up!
Jenny: Ewwwww! I don’t wanna clean up grandpa’s nasty fum! It stinks!
Karen: Shut the fuck up and clean your grandpa’s fum or you’re grounded!
by Hammer of Jesus March 2, 2020
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Get the Squeech mug.Bob: I heard Frank had to get reconstructive surgery on his asshole after spending an evening with Don.
Gerald: Just one night? Damn, there must have been seriously heinous anus gayness afoot.
Gerald: Just one night? Damn, there must have been seriously heinous anus gayness afoot.
by Hammer of Jesus August 17, 2019
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Gerald: I heard the boys were headed to Bill’s house tonight for a chill BBCBT sesh. You down?
Tom: When the fuck have I ever said no to some dank BBCBT with the boys?!
Tom: When the fuck have I ever said no to some dank BBCBT with the boys?!
by Hammer of Jesus July 13, 2019
Get the BBCBT mug.A person who is professionally employed by a private or federal entity, whose job is to eliminate hispanics in large and profitable quantities.
Javier: I just nailed a Beaner executioner job with the Fed! 55k a year plus dental!
Jon: Wait, but you’re Mexican right?
Javier: So? It’s nothing personal, and the benefits are dope! Can’t wait to pop me some frijoleros!
Jon: Wait, but you’re Mexican right?
Javier: So? It’s nothing personal, and the benefits are dope! Can’t wait to pop me some frijoleros!
by Hammer of Jesus May 2, 2019
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Geoff: Man, I really got it all over the place with that cumfart...we’re gonna need some tissues.
Norbert: No need, my personal penis rinser will take care of our penises.
Geoff: Wow! Thanks bro!
Norbert: No need, my personal penis rinser will take care of our penises.
Geoff: Wow! Thanks bro!
by Hammer of Jesus April 24, 2019
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