Habbie's definitions

Tijuana Tuck and Roll

Sex change operation per ZZ Top "Zipper Job". Usually from a man to a woman.

Hey- did you hear that Sylvester got a Tijuana Tuck and Roll? Now he has to use the ladies room!

by Habbie October 1, 2007

Homeless Leg Syndrome

The syndrome where you see a homeless person limp or hobble around at a stoplight with his sign hoping for a handout- then when no one is looking he/she walks normally without a limp or impairment.

Hey bro- I saw you elsewhere and you were not limping and I saw you a little while ago and you looked fine- and now I see that you have Homeless Leg Syndrome.

by habbie November 20, 2007

stop drop and roll

The act of having to take a quick bowel movement and moving on.

Hey Bill- that taco is kicking me- pull into that rest area so I can "stop drop and roll".

by habbie March 25, 2010

Went Up

A term used when something expires, dies, stops working, quits, breaks down. People from other countries look stupefied and wonder where "it" went when used in context by an American.

Bill: What happened to your lawn mower?

Mike: It went up on me last week!

Bill: I guess you have to go out and buy another one!

by habbie September 23, 2010

toot & scoot

This is the act of passing gas in public and quickly walking away so you don't get blamed for the offense.

"Hey man- I had burritos for lunch and had to pull a toot & scoot at the grocery store."

by habbie May 12, 2009

087

Zip code for Kingsville, MD. 21087. Referred to by locals as "the 087".

Jim: Hey bud- where you going tonight?
Bill: Aw- we're going up to 087 to chill.

by Habbie June 25, 2006

snot bong

A Snot Bong is another word for a neti pot- a device that is used to clean your sinuses out from congestion.

Hey- my nose is really clogged up- do you think using the snot bong will help me?

by habbie February 18, 2009