9 definitions by HPTrash

Period

A nonstop flow of blood that every girl has for one week every month. Guys THINK it's torture for them, but they have no uterus, so they can't have an opinion.

Girl: Ugh, I wish I were a guy! They don't have those painful periods!
Guy: It's hard for us too! We have boners!
Girl: Stop complaining about your fucking boners. Having thoughts about naked grandma isn't going to suck the blood back up my vagina.

by HPTrash December 12, 2017

Lizzie

A pansexual girl who thinks sparkly vampires (from Twilight, obviously) are sexy, thinks she is married to Gerard Way, and complains about being flat-chested even though flat-chested girls have a lot of benefits.

Lizzie is a good friend, but I think she's a little crazy.

by HPTrash October 28, 2017

Sexism

Feminazi Defintion: Every man ever.

Actual Definition: Discrimination against someone because of their gender. Both men and women can be sexist.

Examples of Sexism

#1 Feminazi: All men are sexist pigs who should die!
Non-Sexist Man: Not all men hate women...
Feminazi: STOP RAPING ME

#2 Sexist Guy: Women should have no rights and should stay in the kitchen where they belong!
Woman Who Wants Fair Treatment: But I'm a human too...
Sexist Guy: Shut up and make me a sandwich!

by HPTrash October 28, 2017

Sexual Orientation

Your sexual identity; sexual preference

Sexual orientations can be as simple as bisexual (attracted to both genders) or as complex as aego-demi-transquasi-pan-androgyno-graysexual. (Even I can't explain this one. I just now made it up.)

Normal person: What's your sexual orientation? I'm bisexual.
Tumblr User: I'm aego-gray-cupio-andro-apora-homosexual.
Normal Person: Oh, I was expecting some simple, like pansexual or asexual.
Tumblr User: *triggered*

by HPTrash November 16, 2017

Minesweeper

A game that is built-in to every Windows computer. Most people don't know how to play it, but it's actually easy to do, except for one thing. On advanced mode it gets to the point where you have to GUESS which tile you're supposed to click, and it's so fucking aggravating.

After 800 attempts, I finally beat Minesweeper in advanced mode.

by HPTrash November 19, 2017

Westboro Baptist Church

A group of raging degenerate inbreeds that hates EVERYONE who don't believe exactly what they believe. They especially hate the LGBTQIA+ community, and they always walk around with signs that say "Gods hates fags!" And "America is doomed!" They think that anyone who isn't in the LGBTQIA+ but still supports it will rot in hell. From what I heard about them, all they talk about during their services is crap about how God hates everyone. They are notorious for picketing funerals of veterans, gay people, and any group of people who they hate. I don't like to talk about suicide, but they should go kill themselves for A) making all Christians look bad and B) being assholes.

The Westboro Baptist Church thinks that everyone who doesn't believe exactly what they believe will go to hell, but the only ones who will go to hell are those lunatics.

There's something else I want to say. It's not their place to decide where people go when they die; that's God's job.

by HPTrash November 1, 2017

Basic White Boy

-rich brat

-dad is a stockbroker and mom is an anesthesiologist
-wears $50 Vineyard Vines polo shirts with that retarded ass whale, Chubbies shorts, and Sperrys
-part of a country club and yacht club
-has a Rolex watch
-all of his friends conform to all of the stereotypes listed above

It doesn't matter how hideous or ridiculous-looking an item of clothing is; if it's expensive, a basic white boy is gonna hoard that shit.

by HPTrash November 12, 2017