HAFSNT's definitions
A gang-bang where the receiving participant enjoys 73 men, preferably sailors, and rides their way into history. Especially enjoyed in San Francisco; receiver often male.
Slutty Mushroom Girl: "Oh I can barely walk today!"
Anal Emma: "Why?"
Slutty Mushroom Girl: My bf talked me into doing a Ride Captain Ride this weekend."
Anal Emma: "Why?"
Slutty Mushroom Girl: My bf talked me into doing a Ride Captain Ride this weekend."
by HAFSNT December 9, 2012
Get the Ride Captain Ridemug. Kicked off a platform or social media site due to violations of the Code of Conduct. More devastating than being TOSed off for Terms of Service.
That asshole COC'd me just because I called his mom a slut. I knew he was a TOSser, but now it's personal!
by HAFSNT March 5, 2023
Get the COC'dmug.