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Definitions by Gwen Stefani Grrl

1) a word to say when you can't think of the person you're referring to's name

2) a cool person

3) a word commonly said by stoners, surfers, skaters, and punks
1) "Hey you! Uh... Dude! What's your name?"

2) Vanity Smurf is a dude.

3) "Dude, did you see that dude mosh at the concert last night?"
dude by Gwen Stefani Grrl February 21, 2004
1. a fag, sissy, homosexual guy

2. Vanity Smurf
Damn it Vanity, you're such a pansy, but all us Smurfs love you anyway.
pansy by Gwen Stefani Grrl February 15, 2004
land of waffles and the best dudes ever= the Smurfs, or 'Les Schtroumpfs' as they are referred to in the old country.
Peyo is from Belgium.
Belgium by Gwen Stefani Grrl February 15, 2004
One of the After Hours teletubbies. If you haven't seen the picture, type in "after hours teletubbies" on yahoo image search
ho by Gwen Stefani Grrl February 9, 2004

sex pistols 

A rad 70's punk band. They logged me off of Britney Spears and N*SYNC and all that worthless dribble when I was 12.
Hip-hop girl: Yo! Watcha listenin' to ho?
Punk girl: Sex Pistols.
Hip-hop girl: Oh, they's must be news.
Punk girl: They're from the 70's, dumbass.
Hip-hop girl: You be listenin' to s*** from da 70's? You gay.
Punk girl: Thanks, I'm very happy.
sex pistols by Gwen Stefani Grrl February 9, 2004

metrosexual 

A guy who:
1. Cares a lot about his appearance.
2. Has more pairs of shoes than his girlfriend.
3. Is not gay, but some may come to the conclusion that he is gay.
4. Watches Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, or even 'the straight guy' was on that show.
5. Is Vanity Smurf.
(Brainy Smurf's mushroom house; Brainy Smurf, Jokey Smurf, Vanity Smurf, Grouchy Smurf, and Smurfette are playing a game of kimps at the kitchen table)

Brainy: Vanity, you're so fruity. You must be homosexual!
Vanity: No, I'm not!
Smurfette: I agree with Brainy. You're so girly, sometimes I wanna smurf up my breakfast!
Vanity: No! I'm not gay!
Jokey: Then what are you?
Vanity: Metrosexual!
Brainy/Smurfette/Jokey: Oh...
Grouchy: I HATE METROSEXUALS!
metrosexual by Gwen Stefani Grrl February 8, 2004