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Something that one must spend mucho dinero on, only to be continually frustrated by it. Like aol.
by Gumba Gumba February 27, 2004
mugGet the waste of time, money and over all a big pice of over ra ted crapmug.

get the hell outta dodge

Evacuate the current vicinity, for trouble shall surround us should we not.
The 5-O! Let's get the hell outta dodge!
by Gumba Gumba April 14, 2004
mugGet the get the hell outta dodgemug.

bee's knees

(adj.) Good, the best, high quality.


A deliberate mispronounciation of business
These new threads are the bee knee's.
by Gumba Gumba August 3, 2004
mugGet the bee's kneesmug.

Driving me nuts

(v.) To be getting annoyed by a trivial or small matter.
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his fly. The bartender asks why it is there, to which the pirate replies "Yar, I do not know myself, but it's been driving me nuts"
by Gumba Gumba May 14, 2004
mugGet the Driving me nutsmug.

bukake

In fuedal Japan, adulterous women were taken by thier fathers down to the beaches and buried up to thier necks in sand. Local youths would then take thier turn to force her to perform fellatio on them, punching her in the face should she resist/bite.


She would be left on the beach overnight, and be totally cumfaced by morning. Over the night, the father would arrange for an authority figure such as a policeman to come and check on her in the morning. Usually, the young womans head would be cut off with a few swipes of a sword. Should she beg for mercy, then a FGM will be performed on her, so that she should not be unfaithful again. Sometimes, a watchman will stand with her during bukake to twist her nose in order to make her swallow the seminal fluid.


Todays' pornography term is a watered-down version without any violence. It consists of a group of men dancing around a woman who gives them each a blowjob, often two at a time.
Changes in the law and turning a blinf eye to murder have made sure bukake is not the violent face-rape tradition that continued well into the twentieth century. Illegally, you will still find some girls buried on asian beaches in a form of bukake, although they are less likely to be killed afterwards.
by Gumba Gumba May 23, 2004
mugGet the bukakemug.

Jerry

WWI term used by the British Amry to refer to a German.
Here comes Jerry Bastard!
by Gumba Gumba April 12, 2004
mugGet the Jerrymug.

YMCA

When you're short on the dough, it's a place you can go.
Young man, when you're short on the dough etc.
by Gumba Gumba August 3, 2004
mugGet the YMCAmug.

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