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asexual

A living organism who
A)is flat out not interested,
B)has been emotionally disturbed previously in their lifetime to the point of no longer desiring a mate to breed with,
C)is capable of reproducing by itself, or
D)has looking into the details of having sex, and simply doesn't find it worth it.
A)Jake can stare at a naked girl for hours and not get hard for even the slightest second. I wish I could do that!
B)Poor Bill was raped by his father during his childhood, so don't ask him out unless he seems interested.
C)Many microorganisms, as well as worms and a certain breed of snake are capable of creating babies all by themselves.
D)John is a smart asexual. He knows that a relationship isn't worth a breakup, an STD, punishment, or, heaven forbid, AIDs.
by Gulstab February 14, 2008
mugGet the asexualmug.

kk

A lazy way of saying "OK". Try not to hang on that second K, or you may get shot.
A: Dude, I'm gonna go take a piss, be right back.
B: kkk
A: *slap!* The O's right fucking next to the K!!!
by Gulstab September 19, 2009
mugGet the kkmug.

flammable beverage

Hey guys, I'm gonna go get a flammable beverage, anybody else want one?
by Gulstab February 12, 2010
mugGet the flammable beveragemug.

Jailbait

Any situation which tempts a person to do something really stupid, and will likely land them in jail, hence the term. Examples include attractive underage women, an unlocked car with the keys left in the ignition, that rack of discount books that sits OUTSIDE of Hastings instead of INSIDE, etc.
See that Chevy over there? The red one? It's unlocked. I think I see the keys in the ignition, too. You should go check it out, man.

...

Yes, he took the jailbait! *dials 911*
by Gulstab June 10, 2009
mugGet the Jailbaitmug.

Republichristian

The stereotypical Republican who links absolutely everything to the Bible.
Pat Robertson is a prime example of a Republichristian.
by Gulstab February 13, 2010
mugGet the Republichristianmug.

NyQuilshuffling

Akin to robotripping, NyQuilshuffling is the abuse of the cold medicine NyQuil in order to become intoxicated. Vaguely described in the song by They Might Be Giants, AKA Driver.
John: Dude, is Bob over there Robotripping?
Steve: No, he's NyQuilshuffling. You should probably confiscate his car keys.
by Gulstab May 10, 2009
mugGet the NyQuilshufflingmug.

feces

According to Spanish grammar, plural for fez.
I pity the employees at the corner store; their boss has them wear feces.
by Gulstab February 18, 2009
mugGet the fecesmug.

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