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A Mexican homeowner (who has been handed the property by his parents) who cruises the parking lot at Home Depot or Lowe's, searching for a white Anglo-Saxon to hang dry wall during a refurbishment.
by Guillermo March 31, 2004
Get the S'coopy mug.One who is without responsibility or accountability; nothing sticks to him; also one who is marked with perpetual good fortune.
Juan went to buy a sheet cake at Costco and found one in the parking lot. Who else does that happen to? He took it that party without a care in the world. He's such as teflon bobo.
by Guillermo August 28, 2003
Get the teflon bobo mug.One who is useless, stupid, unable to find the dots, much less connect them; one who is a frozen, battered, out of the box dumbass.
by Guillermo April 1, 2004
Get the fish stick mug.Joshua's ankles are filled with helium, as he's such a pig bottom. One look and he's flat on his back for hours.
by Guillermo August 25, 2003
Get the pig bottom mug.An old thing from the 1970's, still sporting that frizzy mop, who is red-faced, drunk, and usually in velour jogging suits; frequently found at stop and rob convenience stores, buying cigarettes and alcohol, singing old tunes and making eyes at the ladies.
I can't even buy a Slurpee without tripping over that Double Mac Davis. Why doesn't he move to Phoenix and just melt to the tan interior of his Cadillac El Dorado?
by Guillermo April 1, 2004
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He comes out of the pool, whips off that red Speedo, and parades about in full Princess Tiny Meat fashion.
by Guillermo July 2, 2006
Get the princess tiny meat mug.Sorry I was late. I was cutting a trophy and I had to use the plunger to break it up before it would flush. No more potato pie for me.
by Guillermo August 27, 2003
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