20 definitions by Guillermo
An old thing from the 1970's, still sporting that frizzy mop, who is red-faced, drunk, and usually in velour jogging suits; frequently found at stop and rob convenience stores, buying cigarettes and alcohol, singing old tunes and making eyes at the ladies.
I can't even buy a Slurpee without tripping over that Double Mac Davis. Why doesn't he move to Phoenix and just melt to the tan interior of his Cadillac El Dorado?
by Guillermo April 1, 2004
I went to see GODZILLA and that okoge, Tamiko, was there with all her gay friends. She'll never get married if she always with them.
by Guillermo August 28, 2003
Joshua's ankles are filled with helium, as he's such a pig bottom. One look and he's flat on his back for hours.
by Guillermo August 25, 2003
A Mexican homeowner (who has been handed the property by his parents) who cruises the parking lot at Home Depot or Lowe's, searching for a white Anglo-Saxon to hang dry wall during a refurbishment.
by Guillermo March 31, 2004
by Guillermo January 22, 2004
Winged monkeys from the Wizard of Oz who swoop down, masturbate, marking their territory and then flying away.
I walked into my dorm room and nearly slipped in all the spooge. The goo monkeys must have landed last night.
by Guillermo August 29, 2003
by Guillermo August 25, 2003