Guillermo's definitions

princess tiny meat

A male who struts royally about the locker room or shower area sporting a Hormel cocktail weenie between his legs that is of no consequence.

He comes out of the pool, whips off that red Speedo, and parades about in full Princess Tiny Meat fashion.

by Guillermo July 2, 2006

clohica

The single orafice of a chicken, or other bird, from which urine, feces, blood, etc. are excreted. Also a derogatory term for a woman who talks and talks and and talks and is self-centered narcissistic bitch.

After that 3 hour staff meeting, I've had enough of the clohica to last me a lifetime. She can't stand a moment that isn't filled with her shitty ideas and stupid opinons just flowing from the clohica hole in her old, wrinkled 909-er face.

by Guillermo August 28, 2003

cutting trophies

To defecate an enormously long or wide piece of fecal matter; also "trophy" as the feces itself.

Sorry I was late. I was cutting a trophy and I had to use the plunger to break it up before it would flush. No more potato pie for me.

by Guillermo August 27, 2003

bitch pony

Non-gender specific whore; reciepient of violent thrusting during anal sex.

I mounted Javier and rode him like a bitch pony all night.

by Guillermo August 29, 2003

pig bottom

One who will do anything to be anally penetrated---repeatedly.

Joshua's ankles are filled with helium, as he's such a pig bottom. One look and he's flat on his back for hours.

by Guillermo August 25, 2003

pocket monster

A suggested or reduced version of another, well-known or infamous; one whose actions or behavior suggests a reference to another person; to be combined with the completing reference; derogatory. (NOTE: some individuals, i.e. Linda Hunt, cannot be pocket monsters, as they already are; redundant).

The flight attendant went through the cabin barking out orders and smashing trays about, turning into a pocket-monster Kathy Bates from MISERY at 30,000.

by Guillermo April 1, 2004

landing strip

The pubic hair above the vagina, neatly and precisely trimmed.

I hit that landing strip and it wasn't any bigger than Hitler's moustache.

by Guillermo August 25, 2003