Guillermo's definitions

S'coopy

A Mexican homeowner (who has been handed the property by his parents) who cruises the parking lot at Home Depot or Lowe's, searching for a white Anglo-Saxon to hang dry wall during a refurbishment.

Yo, Lupe, don't bother with that S'coopy. He's waiting for Chad to finish the job.

by Guillermo March 31, 2004

pig bottom

One who will do anything to be anally penetrated---repeatedly.

Joshua's ankles are filled with helium, as he's such a pig bottom. One look and he's flat on his back for hours.

by Guillermo August 25, 2003

cutting trophies

To defecate an enormously long or wide piece of fecal matter; also "trophy" as the feces itself.

Sorry I was late. I was cutting a trophy and I had to use the plunger to break it up before it would flush. No more potato pie for me.

by Guillermo August 27, 2003

Ring Pirate

A male who wears his cock ring all the time.

Ever since Nathan got into the S&M scene, he has become a ring pirate.

by Guillermo August 25, 2003

bitch pony

Non-gender specific whore; reciepient of violent thrusting during anal sex.

I mounted Javier and rode him like a bitch pony all night.

by Guillermo August 29, 2003

diddle

To "do," as in fornicate.

"Did I mention that I wanted to diddle Nicole?"

by Guillermo August 25, 2003

dom the phenom

an amazing awesome girl with tons of looks and charm.

dom the phenom is practically perfect in every way

by guillermo December 2, 2004