5 definitions by GucciLittlePiggy

VPILF

Acronym standing for "Vice President I'd Like to Fuck". Term not popularly used until the 2008 presidential election.

Pundit 1: Not since Geraldine Ferraro has there been a female vice presidential candidate
Pundit 2: Forget Geraldine Ferraro! Now Sarah Palin, there's a VPILF!
Pundit 1: Word.

by GucciLittlePiggy September 4, 2008

ray-bamnesia

A condition that causes a person to search fruitlessly for a pair of shades that are already on top of his or her head.

Natasha kept looking for her shades, but they were on her head. Must be ray-bamnesia.

by GucciLittlePiggy August 13, 2008

ticket vodka

1. The brand of vodka you are allowed to drink with a "drink ticket" given at the door, also called "well vodka".

2. The brands of cheap vodka that serve as a one-way ticket to a very nasty hangover.

Ginger: Dude, how was the company Christmas party?

Red: Ugh... I had way too much ticket vodka.

by GucciLittlePiggy September 2, 2008

hairache

Headache caused by the weight of one's hair pulling on the scalp, usually as a result of a ponytail or other updo.

Man, I've got to let my hair down. It's been up all day and I've got a helluva hairache.

by GucciLittlePiggy November 5, 2008

prospecting

The act of sifting through the fallow stems, seeds, and shake of one's remaining marijuana purchase in the hopes of picking out something worth smoking.

Pothead 1: Dizzle, let's smoke up.
Pothead 2: Diz, you're buying this time. I've already been prospecting for days.

by GucciLittlePiggy August 20, 2008