Gretchen's definitions

hayen

a person who is spe-lling chal-lenged... "spelchal"

"write a definition for hayen."
"how?"
"i dunno, register and sumbit a definition."
"sumbit?"
"yes... im such a hayen."

by gretchen February 28, 2005

tow down

Extreamly unattractive.

Those shoes you wore yesterday were tow down from the flo (floor) down.

by Gretchen March 21, 2003

heffa

A woman who knows better than to do something, but does it anyway.

That heffa wore my shirt after I specifically told the heffa NO!

by Gretchen March 21, 2003

midget thug

a short person who is a drugge too!

You are such a midget thug!

by gretchen August 31, 2003

mother fletcher

Someone who is super awesome or super retarded!

-Wut up mother fletcher!
-Man your such a mother fletcher!

by Gretchen August 31, 2003

lets do the damn thang

1. Why has it taken us so long to do this? Lets do it now!

Man, we have been together forever, lets just get married and do the damn thang.

by Gretchen March 26, 2003

ass

A person void of common sense.

People who drive slow in the fast lane.

by Gretchen March 21, 2003