Gretchen's definitions

Suzy

Beautiful with a great personality, this person will make your heart melt.

I love my Suzy till the day I die

by gretchen June 11, 2006

gaybomb

Someone who is super gay!

Someone dropped a gaybomb on your face and it went off!

by Gretchen August 31, 2003

turd burglar

a person u comes in the middle of the nite with a plunger and steals ur turds out of ur toilet

YOur such a turd burglar

by gretchen August 31, 2003

midget thug

a short person who is a drugge too!

You are such a midget thug!

by gretchen August 31, 2003

ass

A person void of common sense.

People who drive slow in the fast lane.

by Gretchen March 21, 2003

mother fletcher

Someone who is super awesome or super retarded!

-Wut up mother fletcher!
-Man your such a mother fletcher!

by Gretchen August 31, 2003

Aphrodite

A fantastic person! Kind, generous, friendly, gorgeous, sexy, intelligent... and that's her bad qualities! :-D She is the most beautiful person in the world. She is very funny, sometimes strange but it's sweet.A girl who makes life worthwile who its so easy to fall in love with you wonder why not everyone does, a girl whose so beautiful you can't take your eyes of her with out missing her and thinking about her every second of everyday. A goddess who makes it seem like there isn't a need for anyone else. A girl who makes you feel like everything is gonna be alright.The most amazing girl ever to live. One that is constantly on your mind now matter how hard you try not to think of her. One for whom it is worth enduring the pain of being so far away for so long just for one glimps of her.Incredibly wacky, kind, sarcastic, and fun to be with.

Aphrodite is my best friend, Kristin. You're stuck with that bitch Amber. HAHAHA! I BET YOU WISH THAT YOU HAD A BEST FRIEND LIKE APHRODITE NOW!

by Gretchen May 27, 2004