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Bingley Vault

The only location on the bloody planet with more fucking gold storage than Scrooge McDuck
The Bingley Vault, the true 8th wonder of the world
by Greg_the_Smeg February 12, 2019
mugGet the Bingley Vaultmug.

Bovril Bullet Hole

I've got a right Bovril Bullet Hole going on at the moment
by Greg_the_Smeg February 11, 2019
mugGet the Bovril Bullet Holemug.

Clan Snack

Who's wants to have a chew on a Clan Snack?
by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019
mugGet the Clan Snackmug.

Bingley Butcher

A tight-fisted person who eats Road Kill rather than buying meat.
That lad is a right Bingley Butcher! Have sniff of his lunch
by Greg_the_Smeg February 13, 2019
mugGet the Bingley Butchermug.

Throne Room

The best place for a shit at work, usually the disabled toilet.
Bobby: Dave, I'm turtle heading! I'm off to the Throne Room to squeeze this bad boy out.
by Greg_the_Smeg February 6, 2019
mugGet the Throne Roommug.

Bingley Jewellery

Shit jewellery made out of tin foil and pubic hair
Dave: Bobby, you lass is a right scruff. All she wears is that Bingley Jewellery
by Greg_the_Smeg February 12, 2019
mugGet the Bingley Jewellerymug.

Clag Nutting

The art of having another person pick Clag Nuts usually with teeth from your crusty ass hair
Boddy: Wifey, can we try Clag Nutting
by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019
mugGet the Clag Nuttingmug.

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