Definitions by Greg_the_Smeg

Bovril Bullet Hole 

Beefy smelling ass hole

I've got a right Bovril Bullet Hole going on at the moment

Bovril Bullet Hole by Greg_the_Smeg February 11, 2019

Throat Like A Cat's Ass 

A term given to that dry tight shitty feeling in the back of the throat usually after a hefty session on the beer.

Fuck me, i've got a Throat Like A Cat's Ass

Throat Like A Cat's Ass by Greg_the_Smeg February 8, 2019

Dicshitnary

The legendary Shit-Analogy Dictionary written by John Dunsworth aka Jim Lahey, Sunnyvale Trailer Park.

To Quote:
Winds of Shit
The mysterious winds of shit that bring with it only shit luck and other shit. When you just know that all kinds of shit are gonnna happen. The shit really hits the fan when the winds of shit are blowing. Normally, the strongest winds of shit can be found in a shit hurricane. Also, keep an eye out for shit hawks, which may take advantage of the incredible thermals produced from the winds of shit.

If you ever need a shit analogy then look no further than the Dicshitnary

Dicshitnary by Greg_the_Smeg February 8, 2019

Jingle Jangle Jewellery 

Testicular decorations

Hey Dave, do you want to see my Jingle Jangle Jewellery?

Jingle Jangle Jewellery by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019

Choke Your Chicken Up Your Charlie Hole 

A polite way to say Go Fuck Yourself

Bobby: Hey Dave, make us a brew?
Dave: How about you Choke Your Chicken Up Your Charlie hole!!

Choke Your Chicken Up Your Charlie Hole by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019

Time To Chuck My Muck Over Your Sister's Jubblies 

A politer way of saying to a friend, i'm going to fuck your sister then sloppy jizz over her tits

Dave: Bobby, since you wouldn't make me a brew its Time To Chuck My Muck Over Your Sister's Jubblies

Time To Chuck My Muck Over Your Sister's Jubblies by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019

Now Then 

A phrase commonly used mainly in Yorkshire!

The highest greeting of welcome you can receive in "God's Own Country"

Now Then Dave!

Now Then by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019