Greg_the_Smeg's definitions

Clag Nut Rub

Picking your Clag Nuts then rubbing them in someone else's face

Let's go Clag Nut Rub the new lad

by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019

Muck Chucking

The act of Jizzing in your hand then throwing it in someone faces

Dave: Our lass loves a bit of Muck Chucking

by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019

Council Gritter

Someone taking a hit for the team by fucking council housing lasses in order to keep them off the streets, therefore stop them getting knocked up by other council housing clowns

Bobby: Fuck me Dave, your a right Council Gritter! Is that how you met your wife?

by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019

Rod Hull's Roof

An extremely smooth & wet vagina

Bobby: FUCK ME SIDEWAYS with a 10ft Barge Pole DAVE, you should of seen the lass last night. She was wetter than Rod Hull's Roof

by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019

Keyboard Crust

The stale finger, dick, body crust your find in between the keys on a keyboard.

Bobby: Hello, IT Support! Yeah, apologies for all of the Keyboard Crust. I've been using my work's laptop to watch porn

by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019

Throat Like A Cat's Ass

A term given to that dry tight shitty feeling in the back of the throat usually after a hefty session on the beer.

Fuck me, i've got a Throat Like A Cat's Ass

by Greg_the_Smeg February 8, 2019

Dicshitnary

The legendary Shit-Analogy Dictionary written by John Dunsworth aka Jim Lahey, Sunnyvale Trailer Park.

To Quote:
Winds of Shit
The mysterious winds of shit that bring with it only shit luck and other shit. When you just know that all kinds of shit are gonnna happen. The shit really hits the fan when the winds of shit are blowing. Normally, the strongest winds of shit can be found in a shit hurricane. Also, keep an eye out for shit hawks, which may take advantage of the incredible thermals produced from the winds of shit.

If you ever need a shit analogy then look no further than the Dicshitnary

by Greg_the_Smeg February 8, 2019