Greg_the_Smeg's definitions

Fyraftensbajer

After work drinks that turns into a full on binge sessions where the last man standing doesn't pay for the first round during the next fyraftensbajer

Dave, Bobby! fyraftensbajer??

by Greg_the_Smeg February 6, 2019

ManWolfBear

A cheap Polish knock off version of ManBearPig.

ManWolfBear ain't got shit on ManBearPig

by Greg_the_Smeg February 6, 2019

Up The Curry Bongo

Fucking someone in the ass after they've just shat out their guts due eating a dodgy hot & spicy curry

It's Up The Curry Bongo time...

by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019

Bingley Special

A large coffee with large amounts of spit and jizz stirred in

Fuck me, that Bingley Special tasted a little funky

by Greg_the_Smeg January 15, 2019

Winstons

An excellent place for to get your balls fondled and your dick sucked for the same price as a meal deal.

Dave: ...And thats lunch, lets go to Winstons for a pint, pool & poke!
Bobby: Too right, I need my balls washing..

by Greg_the_Smeg February 6, 2019

Throne Room

The best place for a shit at work, usually the disabled toilet.

Bobby: Dave, I'm turtle heading! I'm off to the Throne Room to squeeze this bad boy out.

by Greg_the_Smeg February 6, 2019

Keyboard Crust

The stale finger, dick, body crust your find in between the keys on a keyboard.

Bobby: Hello, IT Support! Yeah, apologies for all of the Keyboard Crust. I've been using my work's laptop to watch porn

by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019