Greg_the_Smeg's definitions

Clag Nuts

Crusty shit pellets stuck to ass hair

Dave: Bloody hell my ass is itchy today.
Bobby: It will be the Clag Nuts you scruffy bastard

by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019

Clag Nutting

The art of having another person pick Clag Nuts usually with teeth from your crusty ass hair

Boddy: Wifey, can we try Clag Nutting

by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019

Clag Nut Rub

Picking your Clag Nuts then rubbing them in someone else's face

Let's go Clag Nut Rub the new lad

by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019

Muck Chucking

The act of Jizzing in your hand then throwing it in someone faces

Dave: Our lass loves a bit of Muck Chucking

by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019

Council Gritter

Someone taking a hit for the team by fucking council housing lasses in order to keep them off the streets, therefore stop them getting knocked up by other council housing clowns

Bobby: Fuck me Dave, your a right Council Gritter! Is that how you met your wife?

by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019

Rod Hull's Roof

An extremely smooth & wet vagina

Bobby: FUCK ME SIDEWAYS with a 10ft Barge Pole DAVE, you should of seen the lass last night. She was wetter than Rod Hull's Roof

by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019

Keyboard Crust

The stale finger, dick, body crust your find in between the keys on a keyboard.

Bobby: Hello, IT Support! Yeah, apologies for all of the Keyboard Crust. I've been using my work's laptop to watch porn

by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019