59 definitions by Greg_the_Smeg

Dog Shit Licked Eyed Blindness

That drunk, one eye is closed the other is half open & bloodshot.

by Greg_the_Smeg July 16, 2018

A term given to that dry tight shitty feeling in the back of the throat usually after a hefty session on the beer.

Fuck me, i've got a Throat Like A Cat's Ass

by Greg_the_Smeg February 8, 2019

A sore ass hole due to the effects of shitting out the aftermath of a dodgy hot & spicy curry

Bobby: Fucks Sake, I've got a right Curry Bongo this morning

by Greg_the_Smeg February 11, 2019

Credit: The Simpsons

A song to sing in a Vegan's miserable face for trying to become your friend.

You Don't Win Friends With Salad, now go eat a fucking bacon butty you vegan scumbag

by Greg_the_Smeg February 15, 2019

Someone who isn't a tramp but has a tramp's beard because their that tight to spend money to either shave or trim it.

Looks at that scruffy twat, he has a job but is sporting a Bingley Beard

by Greg_the_Smeg February 12, 2019

Picking your Clag Nuts then rubbing them in someone else's face

by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019

Testicular decorations

Hey Dave, do you want to see my Jingle Jangle Jewellery?

by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019