Dog Shit Licked Eyed Blindness

That drunk, one eye is closed the other is half open & bloodshot.

Did you see bobby last night, he had total dog shit licked eyed blindness

by Greg_the_Smeg July 16, 2018

Bingley Beard

Someone who isn't a tramp but has a tramp's beard because their that tight to spend money to either shave or trim it.

Looks at that scruffy twat, he has a job but is sporting a Bingley Beard

by Greg_the_Smeg February 12, 2019

Up The Curry Bongo

Fucking someone in the ass after they've just shat out their guts due eating a dodgy hot & spicy curry

It's Up The Curry Bongo time...

by Greg_the_Smeg February 07, 2019

Council Gritter

Someone taking a hit for the team by fucking council housing lasses in order to keep them off the streets, therefore stop them getting knocked up by other council housing clowns

Bobby: Fuck me Dave, your a right Council Gritter! Is that how you met your wife?

by Greg_the_Smeg February 07, 2019

Eyes Like Sheep's Cunts

An extremely bad hangover.

Dave: Fuck me sideways, i've got Eyes Like Sheep's Cunts after last nights party

by Greg_the_Smeg February 13, 2019

Bingley Handshake

A good old fashioned wank into an abandoned sock or glove

Bingley Handshake

by Greg_the_Smeg February 14, 2019

Google Thumper

Masturbating anywhere in a Google office

it is said staff at Google loving having a Google Thumper during Lunch

by Greg_the_Smeg February 20, 2019