Greg_the_Smeg's definitions

You Don't Win Friends With Salad

Credit: The Simpsons

A song to sing in a Vegan's miserable face for trying to become your friend.

You Don't Win Friends With Salad, now go eat a fucking bacon butty you vegan scumbag

by Greg_the_Smeg February 15, 2019

Fucking Clown Shoes

Reaction:
To Someone or Something that is so fucking redundant, words fail, minds melt & brain cells die! You can't even get up to punch someone hard in the face.

Action:
Fucking your partners anus with an over sized clown shoe.

This post is FUCKING CLOWN SHOES, although it would be funny to see the other half FUCKING CLOWN SHOES

by Greg_the_Smeg February 6, 2019

Bingley Cloudy Fizz

Cheap lemonade with copious amounts of jizz and spit in

Dave: Bobby, you cunt! Why did you serve me a Bingley Cloudy Fizz?

by Greg_the_Smeg February 12, 2019

Council Gritter

Someone taking a hit for the team by fucking council housing lasses in order to keep them off the streets, therefore stop them getting knocked up by other council housing clowns

Bobby: Fuck me Dave, your a right Council Gritter! Is that how you met your wife?

by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019

Sparkling Ass Juice

A lumpy carbonated runny shit due to the intake of too much sparkling water

Bobby: Bing Bong, fucks sake!! you could of flushed your Sparkling Ass Juice

by Greg_the_Smeg February 21, 2019

Chutney Farmer

Someone who likes to dig around in ass holes

Bobby: Dave, beware of that lad over there! He's a right Chutney Farmer...

by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019

Airpods

A visual sign of being a douche

Airpods are only used by douchey people

by Greg_the_Smeg February 15, 2019