Greg_the_Smeg's definitions

Bovril Bullet Hole

Beefy smelling ass hole

I've got a right Bovril Bullet Hole going on at the moment

by Greg_the_Smeg February 11, 2019

Clan Snack

Crusty jizz or foreskin cheese found in pubic hair

Who's wants to have a chew on a Clan Snack?

by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019

Bingley Time

Working many hours over the standard working week in order to pay for booze and cheap hookers

Fuck me, that bit of Bingley Time will get me a right session at Winston's.

by Greg_the_Smeg February 4, 2019

Dirty Bingley

Someone who hasn't wiped their ass after a massive sloppy shit because they didn't want to waste shit roll due to being a fully fledged tight-fisted bastard

Who do you know who has done a Dirty Bingley

by Greg_the_Smeg February 12, 2019

Rod Hull's Roof

An extremely smooth & wet vagina

Bobby: FUCK ME SIDEWAYS with a 10ft Barge Pole DAVE, you should of seen the lass last night. She was wetter than Rod Hull's Roof

by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019

Fyraftensbajer

After work drinks that turns into a full on binge sessions where the last man standing doesn't pay for the first round during the next fyraftensbajer

Dave, Bobby! fyraftensbajer??

by Greg_the_Smeg February 6, 2019

Bingley Tractor

A Filipino pulling a plough

Dave: Bobby! You cheap fuck.. You can afford a John Deere tractor but your that fucking cheap, you've got a Bingley Tractor

by Greg_the_Smeg February 12, 2019