Greg_the_Smeg's definitions

Pillars of Bingley

The Pillars are:
1) Keep it cheap
2) Any money is your money
3) Clothing left in the street is free game
4) Its not gay in a 3 way (as long as there's money in the middle)

Pillars of Bingley, how life should be lived

by Greg_the_Smeg February 20, 2019

Dicshitnary

The legendary Shit-Analogy Dictionary written by John Dunsworth aka Jim Lahey, Sunnyvale Trailer Park.

To Quote:
Winds of Shit
The mysterious winds of shit that bring with it only shit luck and other shit. When you just know that all kinds of shit are gonnna happen. The shit really hits the fan when the winds of shit are blowing. Normally, the strongest winds of shit can be found in a shit hurricane. Also, keep an eye out for shit hawks, which may take advantage of the incredible thermals produced from the winds of shit.

If you ever need a shit analogy then look no further than the Dicshitnary

by Greg_the_Smeg February 8, 2019

Google Thumper

Masturbating anywhere in a Google office

it is said staff at Google loving having a Google Thumper during Lunch

by Greg_the_Smeg February 20, 2019

ManWolfBear

A cheap Polish knock off version of ManBearPig.

ManWolfBear ain't got shit on ManBearPig

by Greg_the_Smeg February 6, 2019

Chutney Farmer

Someone who likes to dig around in ass holes

Bobby: Dave, beware of that lad over there! He's a right Chutney Farmer...

by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019

Airpods

A visual sign of being a douche

Airpods are only used by douchey people

by Greg_the_Smeg February 15, 2019

Choke Your Chicken Up Your Charlie Hole

A polite way to say Go Fuck Yourself

Bobby: Hey Dave, make us a brew?
Dave: How about you Choke Your Chicken Up Your Charlie hole!!

by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019