Airpods

A visual sign of being a douche

Airpods are only used by douchey people

by Greg_the_Smeg February 15, 2019

I'd Rather Shove Wasps Up My Ass

Yorkshire Sarcastic Reply.
The response given when asked to do something you can't be fucked doing.

Bobby: Dave, make us a brew
Dave: Nah, I'd rather shove wasps up my ass than make you a fucking brew.

by Greg_the_Smeg February 06, 2019

Clag Nutting

The art of having another person pick Clag Nuts usually with teeth from your crusty ass hair

Boddy: Wifey, can we try Clag Nutting

by Greg_the_Smeg February 07, 2019

Dirty Bingley

Someone who hasn't wiped their ass after a massive sloppy shit because they didn't want to waste shit roll due to being a fully fledged tight-fisted bastard

Who do you know who has done a Dirty Bingley

by Greg_the_Smeg February 12, 2019

Bingley Tractor

A Filipino pulling a plough

Dave: Bobby! You cheap fuck.. You can afford a John Deere tractor but your that fucking cheap, you've got a Bingley Tractor

by Greg_the_Smeg February 12, 2019

Choke Your Chicken Up Your Charlie Hole

A polite way to say Go Fuck Yourself

Bobby: Hey Dave, make us a brew?
Dave: How about you Choke Your Chicken Up Your Charlie hole!!

by Greg_the_Smeg February 07, 2019

Choke Your Chicken

A self-inflicted violent wank

Choke Your Chicken

by Greg_the_Smeg February 11, 2019