Airpods

A visual sign of being a douche
Airpods are only used by douchey people
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Yorkshire Sarcastic Reply.
The response given when asked to do something you can't be fucked doing.
Bobby: Dave, make us a brew
Dave: Nah, I'd rather shove wasps up my ass than make you a fucking brew.
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Clag Nutting

The art of having another person pick Clag Nuts usually with teeth from your crusty ass hair
Boddy: Wifey, can we try Clag Nutting
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Dirty Bingley

Someone who hasn't wiped their ass after a massive sloppy shit because they didn't want to waste shit roll due to being a fully fledged tight-fisted bastard
Who do you know who has done a Dirty Bingley
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Bingley Tractor

Dave: Bobby! You cheap fuck.. You can afford a John Deere tractor but your that fucking cheap, you've got a Bingley Tractor
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Choke Your Chicken

A self-inflicted violent wank
Choke Your Chicken
by Greg_the_Smeg February 11, 2019
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