Greg_the_Smeg's definitions

Time To Chuck My Muck Over Your Sister's Jubblies

A politer way of saying to a friend, i'm going to fuck your sister then sloppy jizz over her tits

Dave: Bobby, since you wouldn't make me a brew its Time To Chuck My Muck Over Your Sister's Jubblies

by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019

Winstons

An excellent place for to get your balls fondled and your dick sucked for the same price as a meal deal.

Dave: ...And thats lunch, lets go to Winstons for a pint, pool & poke!
Bobby: Too right, I need my balls washing..

by Greg_the_Smeg February 6, 2019

Bingley Special

A large coffee with large amounts of spit and jizz stirred in

Fuck me, that Bingley Special tasted a little funky

by Greg_the_Smeg January 15, 2019

Up The Curry Bongo

Fucking someone in the ass after they've just shat out their guts due eating a dodgy hot & spicy curry

It's Up The Curry Bongo time...

by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019

Suck My Clinkers

A lovely way to tell someone to suck your dry hairy balls

Boddy: Dave, you bellend! This brew taste likes shit!!
Dave: why don't you Suck My Clinkers

by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019

Pillars of Archer

The Pillars are:

1) Keeping it real
2) Any hole's a goal
3) Its not gay in a 3 way (as long as there is a honey in the middle)

The Pillars of Archer are three rules to live your life by

by Greg_the_Smeg February 4, 2019

Chicken Club Sandwich, Can of Coke and a Kit Kat Chunky

The most scouse thing a scouser can say

Hey Scouse Lad, say Chicken Club Sandwich, Can of Coke and a Kit Kat Chunky

by Greg_the_Smeg February 5, 2019