Greg_the_Smeg's definitions

You Don't Win Friends With Salad

Credit: The Simpsons

A song to sing in a Vegan's miserable face for trying to become your friend.

You Don't Win Friends With Salad, now go eat a fucking bacon butty you vegan scumbag

by Greg_the_Smeg February 15, 2019

Chutney Farmer

Someone who likes to dig around in ass holes

Bobby: Dave, beware of that lad over there! He's a right Chutney Farmer...

by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019

Airpods

A visual sign of being a douche

Airpods are only used by douchey people

by Greg_the_Smeg February 15, 2019

Fucking Clown Shoes

Reaction:
To Someone or Something that is so fucking redundant, words fail, minds melt & brain cells die! You can't even get up to punch someone hard in the face.

Action:
Fucking your partners anus with an over sized clown shoe.

This post is FUCKING CLOWN SHOES, although it would be funny to see the other half FUCKING CLOWN SHOES

by Greg_the_Smeg February 6, 2019

Jingle Jangle Jewellery

Testicular decorations

Hey Dave, do you want to see my Jingle Jangle Jewellery?

by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019

Google Thumper

Masturbating anywhere in a Google office

it is said staff at Google loving having a Google Thumper during Lunch

by Greg_the_Smeg February 20, 2019

Reach Around In The Chocolate Locker

To deeply fist an ass hole

I had a good old Reach Around In The Chocolate Locker last night

by Greg_the_Smeg February 13, 2019