Greg's definitions

pre-drink, predrink

Getting wasted before going to an event or the bar so you dont have to pay the higher prices for alcohol.

I'm a poor dirt bag, I need to pre-drink first

by Greg June 2, 2004

International House of Pancakes

A pretty shitty restaurant that sometimes serves mediocre food if the cooks are at their best. However, this is completely acceptable, considering that each patron is drunk of their asses. Who cares what the food tastes like? You'll be throwing it up in the morning.

See Also: IHOP

I just plugged a rather large girl. I just want some fucking pancakes right now, I don't want to think about my dick falling off. I'll save that for tomorrow.

by Greg April 25, 2004

vanagon

The Model name of the Volkswagen bus built between 1980 and 1990. Vanagons are bigger and squarer than the roundier buses built in the 50's, 60's and 70's. They still have the engine in the rearm and have a flat front, unlike the volkswagen van's built after 1990. They are the best vehicle ever, especially the campers.

My vanagon is the finest piece of German automotive engineering ever. Everyone wants my vanagon.

by Greg October 12, 2004

Fuck Sitck

Some one who stand in the middle of the road waiting for cars to hit them

Get outta the road you fuck stick

by Greg March 5, 2005

quality control

To take command of how good something is by doing it the best it can be done.

Its time to do some Quality Control on this motherfucker and do it proper

by Greg December 5, 2003

Bear Trap

A bitch with braces.

When a bitch with braces sucks ur cock its like puttin your cock in a bear trap.

by Greg December 18, 2003

MMORPG

A treadmill that makes you fatter.

Everquest, Ultima Online, Asheron's Call, Star Wars Galaxies, World of Warcraft(soon!!)

by Greg November 5, 2004