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Special K Cereal is a common brand of cereal exclusively purchased by Caucasian mothers in an attempt to reduce their obesity, however, this refers to the slamming of stated Caucasian mother into a counter top with the force required to hospitalize and fracture the hips. After this endeavor of hip breakage, it is necessary to keep tapping that aged bun hole.
I Special K'd Daniels mom so hard that she went into a coma due to blood lost from the exchange. However, that old slut is still pregnant from my popping her grassy knoll.
by GrannyGoochLiker5 June 30, 2018
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