10 definitions by Grammar_Freak_17
n. The goodies that lie inside your lovers ass hole, that are their for your oral/penal picking.
or, the outgrowth of the seed expunged into a man/woman's anus when they do not wash or douche it out quickly.
or, the outgrowth of the seed expunged into a man/woman's anus when they do not wash or douche it out quickly.
Ted: Last night, I totally got a taste of Emily's anal fruit. But she can't have mine. She CANNOT HAVE MINE! I'M NOT GAY DAMMIT!
Tom: Wow...what was that all about?
Ted:.....Tom...I think I want to wallow about your assy citrus groves.
John's anal fruit grew into a full grown disgusting mass in Tammy's dirty, dirty diseased ass.
Tom: Wow...what was that all about?
Ted:.....Tom...I think I want to wallow about your assy citrus groves.
John's anal fruit grew into a full grown disgusting mass in Tammy's dirty, dirty diseased ass.
by Grammar_Freak_17 April 19, 2008
n. The sugar-fueled diabetic sleep that results after wolfing down more cookies than you feel your body SHOULD be able to take. Possible side effects could mean waking up in a dough dump; n. The Cocaine-induced high you may find yourself in when the world just sort of slips away and 24 hours later, you are unable to even remember if you were tripping balls or not.
1. My 100 hour cookie coma was so wonderful! I'm even forced to live on insulin due to my binge-ful eating! hoorah!
2. "Where.... wh, whaa.....Who/Where/What/When/Why the Fuck am I?"
2. "Where.... wh, whaa.....Who/Where/What/When/Why the Fuck am I?"
by Grammar_Freak_17 April 12, 2008
adv. Placing a cell phone which has been set to vibrate in the bottom corner of your pocket so it is close to your 'danger zone', or touching the top of your inner thigh. Upon a text message, the phone will vibrate, sending small, yet glorious pleasure waves and sometimes tingles down your spine.
Eric: Dude, last night, Erica and I were chatting back and forth, and she gave me a series of textual massages.
Tom: Really? hot dude! WOAH!! I'm getting one right now. hehe...he....'scuse me while I go to the bathroom for about 5 1/2 minutes.
Tom: Really? hot dude! WOAH!! I'm getting one right now. hehe...he....'scuse me while I go to the bathroom for about 5 1/2 minutes.
by Grammar_Freak_17 April 18, 2008
v. To down an entire bottle of an alcoholic beverage of your own choosing. Beast refers to the old Irish way of referring to Alcohol as The Creature. Beast just happens to be a more hardcore animal euphemism, and since downing an entire bottle of alcohol is pretty hardcore...
1. During the 7-month shooting of the movie Animal House, John Belushi slayed more beasts than any frat boy during their entire college careers.
2. Ted: Oh my God! I caught my sexual partner Rosie slaying the beast! NOW I know why she sleeps with me!!!
2. Ted: Oh my God! I caught my sexual partner Rosie slaying the beast! NOW I know why she sleeps with me!!!
by Grammar_Freak_17 April 14, 2008
adv. When in conversation with someone whose family originates from a foreign-language speaking culture (That includes English for all you Europeans, Central Americans, Asians, and Africans out there!), you can use this to not listen to the person due to lack of interest, understanding of their nature, or just general hatred.
EX 1
Jose: So, last night
Tom: WAIT! I should tell you before you begin, I'm a user of implied misinterpretation.
Jose: ....What?
Tom: Means I don't speak Mexican.
Jose: ...Hateful Ass-hat.
EX 2
Sarah: Do you understand what the professor is saying?
Tom: No clue. I don't speak Asian.
Sarah: He's talking in English.
Tom: Yea. I know.
Sarah: ???
Jose: So, last night
Tom: WAIT! I should tell you before you begin, I'm a user of implied misinterpretation.
Jose: ....What?
Tom: Means I don't speak Mexican.
Jose: ...Hateful Ass-hat.
EX 2
Sarah: Do you understand what the professor is saying?
Tom: No clue. I don't speak Asian.
Sarah: He's talking in English.
Tom: Yea. I know.
Sarah: ???
by Grammar_Freak_17 April 17, 2008
v. Also know as 'putter around'.
1. To practice golfing on the green next to the hole.
2. To have extremely teasing/tantric sex with a woman. Basically, to rub the tip of the penis around the vagina, as well as put just the tip in and pull out again. This teasing of the woman's sex organs can turn her into a wild sex-craved demon. It's not just men who get aroused by a good tease (so long as it ends up with a naked couple in the sack).
1. To practice golfing on the green next to the hole.
2. To have extremely teasing/tantric sex with a woman. Basically, to rub the tip of the penis around the vagina, as well as put just the tip in and pull out again. This teasing of the woman's sex organs can turn her into a wild sex-craved demon. It's not just men who get aroused by a good tease (so long as it ends up with a naked couple in the sack).
1. Tiger Woods should probably putt around more, especially after his 2008 Masters' performance.
2. All it took John was about 2 minutes of puttering around with Jill's downtown bonanza and she turned into a sex-craving wild woman. Men, tip your hats to John for the extra work to get what he really wanted as well. You clever fella.
2. All it took John was about 2 minutes of puttering around with Jill's downtown bonanza and she turned into a sex-craving wild woman. Men, tip your hats to John for the extra work to get what he really wanted as well. You clever fella.
by Grammar_Freak_17 April 18, 2008
n. Phrase used to describe dropping a seriously large amount of money, dough, on any given purchase at any given time. Can also be used as an adjective, when saying you are Dough-Dump'ing'- In the process of dropping an Ass-load of money on any purchase.
Hey Jerry! My dough dump at the whorehouse turned out to be very profitable in my soul and in my bedroom!
Jay-Z's charity contributions ain't got shit on the dough I be dumpin' on the AIDS research foundation!
Jay-Z's charity contributions ain't got shit on the dough I be dumpin' on the AIDS research foundation!
by Grammar_Freak_17 April 12, 2008