Gothic Miscreant's definitions
Just tell me what you've got to say to me
I've been waiting for so long to hear the truth
It comes as no surprise at all you see
So cut the crap and tell me that we're through
Now, I know your heart, I know your mind
You don't even know you're being unkind
So much for all your highbrow Marxist ways
Just use me up and then you walk away
Boy, you can't play me that way
Well, I guess what you say is true
I could never be the right kind of girl for you
I could never be your woman
I could never be your woman
I've been waiting for so long to hear the truth
It comes as no surprise at all you see
So cut the crap and tell me that we're through
Now, I know your heart, I know your mind
You don't even know you're being unkind
So much for all your highbrow Marxist ways
Just use me up and then you walk away
Boy, you can't play me that way
Well, I guess what you say is true
I could never be the right kind of girl for you
I could never be your woman
I could never be your woman
I could never be your woman
I could never be your woman
When I saw my best friend yesterday
She said she never liked you from the start
Well me, I wish that I could claim the same
But you always knew you held my heart
And you're such a charming, handsome man
Now I think I finally understand
Is it in your genes? I don't know
But I'll soon find out, that's for sure
Why did you play me this way?
Well, I guess what you say is true
I could never be the right kind of girl for you
I could never be your woman
I could never be your woman
I could never be your woman
Oh, I could never be your woman
Well, I guess what they say is true
I could never spend my life with a man like you
I could never be your woman
I could never be your woman
I could never be your woman
Oh, I could never be your woman
I could never be your woman
When I saw my best friend yesterday
She said she never liked you from the start
Well me, I wish that I could claim the same
But you always knew you held my heart
And you're such a charming, handsome man
Now I think I finally understand
Is it in your genes? I don't know
But I'll soon find out, that's for sure
Why did you play me this way?
Well, I guess what you say is true
I could never be the right kind of girl for you
I could never be your woman
I could never be your woman
I could never be your woman
Oh, I could never be your woman
Well, I guess what they say is true
I could never spend my life with a man like you
I could never be your woman
I could never be your woman
I could never be your woman
Oh, I could never be your woman
by Gothic Miscreant October 28, 2023
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I can't quite see his face
And you may think of going abroad
Or counting calories
Tell the truth, John
When you're all alone
Don't you ever cry?
Don't you wonder why?
Tell the truth, John
When you're all alone
Don't you know it's true
In your heart of stone?
Tell the truth, John
When you're all alone
Don't you ever cry?
Don't you wonder why?
Tell the truth, John
Is someone causing problems at work?
Is money rather scarce?
A conflict could erupt at home
If you defy the stars
In the Jag, John
Balaclava on
No good looking back
Meet you round the knack
In the Jag, John
Balaclava on
Don't you know it's true
In your horrorscope?
In the Jag, John
Balaclava on
No good looking back
Meet you round the knack
In the Jag, John
Better run, John
Get the motor on
No good looking back
Meet you round the knack
Better run, John
Today romance is in the air
Except for Scorpios
July's ideal for planning a crime
If you live through June
Better run, John
Get the motor on
No good looking back
Meet you round the knack
Better run, John
Get the motor on
I can't quite see his face
And you may think of going abroad
Or counting calories
Tell the truth, John
When you're all alone
Don't you ever cry?
Don't you wonder why?
Tell the truth, John
When you're all alone
Don't you know it's true
In your heart of stone?
Tell the truth, John
When you're all alone
Don't you ever cry?
Don't you wonder why?
Tell the truth, John
Is someone causing problems at work?
Is money rather scarce?
A conflict could erupt at home
If you defy the stars
In the Jag, John
Balaclava on
No good looking back
Meet you round the knack
In the Jag, John
Balaclava on
Don't you know it's true
In your horrorscope?
In the Jag, John
Balaclava on
No good looking back
Meet you round the knack
In the Jag, John
Better run, John
Get the motor on
No good looking back
Meet you round the knack
Better run, John
Today romance is in the air
Except for Scorpios
July's ideal for planning a crime
If you live through June
Better run, John
Get the motor on
No good looking back
Meet you round the knack
Better run, John
Get the motor on
Don't you know it's true
In your horroscope?
You know there's nothing you can't do
It's in your horrorscope
Better run, John
Get the motor on
No good looking back
Meet you round the knack
Better run, John
Today
Today
Your new life starts
Today
Your new life starts
Today
Your new life starts
Today
Your new life starts
In your horroscope?
You know there's nothing you can't do
It's in your horrorscope
Better run, John
Get the motor on
No good looking back
Meet you round the knack
Better run, John
Today
Today
Your new life starts
Today
Your new life starts
Today
Your new life starts
Today
Your new life starts
by Gothic Miscreant October 13, 2023
Get the Horrorscope mug.Probably the crappiest and most dangerous car out there. It’s a pile of shit made by a crappy Japanese car company.
One crash in this thing and you’re dead. It’s a death trap.
One crash in this thing and you’re dead. It’s a death trap.
There’s a reason why it’s called the Mitsubishi Mirage. Everything about this car is absolutely junk, and, it’s just a Mirage… Duh. Are you surprised?
It’s a pile of trash with the mirage of being an actual vehicle. That’s why the gangstas at Mitsubishi called it a Mirage. Don’t you get it?
It’s a pile of trash with the mirage of being an actual vehicle. That’s why the gangstas at Mitsubishi called it a Mirage. Don’t you get it?
by Gothic Miscreant February 21, 2024
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I think I've been hit by cupid
But no one needs to know right now
I met a tall, dark and handsome man
And I've been busy makin' big plans
But no one needs to know right now
I got my heart set, my feet wet
But he don't even know it yet
But no one needs to know right now
I'll tell him someday some way somehow
But I'm gonna keep it a secret for now
I want bells to ring, a choir to sing
The white dress the guests the cake the car the whole darn thing
But no one needs to know right now
I'll tell him someday some way somehow
But I'm gonna keep it a secret for now
I think I've been hit by cupid
But no one needs to know right now
I met a tall, dark and handsome man
And I've been busy makin' big plans
But no one needs to know right now
I got my heart set, my feet wet
But he don't even know it yet
But no one needs to know right now
I'll tell him someday some way somehow
But I'm gonna keep it a secret for now
I want bells to ring, a choir to sing
The white dress the guests the cake the car the whole darn thing
But no one needs to know right now
I'll tell him someday some way somehow
But I'm gonna keep it a secret for now
We'll have a little girl, a little boy
A little Benji we call Leroy
But no one needs to know right now
And I'm not lonely anymore at night
And he don't know that only he can make it right
And I'm not lonely anymore at night
And he don't know that only he can make it right
I'm not dreamin' or stupid
But boy have I been hit by cupid
And no one needs to know right now
No one, no one, no one needs to know right now
No one, no one, no one needs to know oh oh right now
A little Benji we call Leroy
But no one needs to know right now
And I'm not lonely anymore at night
And he don't know that only he can make it right
And I'm not lonely anymore at night
And he don't know that only he can make it right
I'm not dreamin' or stupid
But boy have I been hit by cupid
And no one needs to know right now
No one, no one, no one needs to know right now
No one, no one, no one needs to know oh oh right now
by Gothic Miscreant February 21, 2024
Get the No One Needs To Know mug.I've been drifting on the sea of heartbreak
Tryin' to get myself ashore
For so long, for so long
Listenin' to the strangest stories
Wondering where it all went wrong
For so long, for so long
But hold on hold on hold on
To what you've got
So hold on hold on hold on
To what you've got
I've been dreaming of a new tomorrow
And wakin' in the morning sun
For so long, for so long
There's no time for revolution
I've got to be travellin' on
Here so long, for so long
.
Tryin' to get myself ashore
For so long, for so long
Listenin' to the strangest stories
Wondering where it all went wrong
For so long, for so long
But hold on hold on hold on
To what you've got
So hold on hold on hold on
To what you've got
I've been dreaming of a new tomorrow
And wakin' in the morning sun
For so long, for so long
There's no time for revolution
I've got to be travellin' on
Here so long, for so long
.
But hold on hold on hold on
To what you've got
So hold on hold on hold on
To what you've got
Hold on to what you've got
Hold on hold on hold on to what you got
Hold on hold on hold on to what you got
Hold on to what you've got, to what you've got
Hold on hold on hold on to what you got
Hold on to what you've got, to what you've got..
To what you've got
So hold on hold on hold on
To what you've got
Hold on to what you've got
Hold on hold on hold on to what you got
Hold on hold on hold on to what you got
Hold on to what you've got, to what you've got
Hold on hold on hold on to what you got
Hold on to what you've got, to what you've got..
by Gothic Miscreant April 13, 2024
Get the Hold On mug.Here we go again, infatuation
Touches me just when I
Thought that it would end
Oh but then again it seemed
Much more than that but
I'm not sure exactly what you're thinking
Well,I toss and turn all night
Thinking of your ways of affection
But to find that it's not different at all
Well I throw away my past mistakes
And contemplate my future
That's when I say, what the hey
Would it last forever?
You and I together, hand and hand
We run away, far away
I'll beat that nasty weather
But I'll take whatever you can
Give that comes my way, yeah, far away
Here we go again, infatuation
Touches me just when I
Thought that it would end
Woah, then again it seemed
Much more than that but
I'm not sure exactly what you're thinking
Well,I toss and turn all night
Thinking of your ways of affection
But to find that it's not different at all
Well I throw away my past mistakes
And contemplate my future
That's when I say, what the hey
Touches me just when I
Thought that it would end
Oh but then again it seemed
Much more than that but
I'm not sure exactly what you're thinking
Well,I toss and turn all night
Thinking of your ways of affection
But to find that it's not different at all
Well I throw away my past mistakes
And contemplate my future
That's when I say, what the hey
Would it last forever?
You and I together, hand and hand
We run away, far away
I'll beat that nasty weather
But I'll take whatever you can
Give that comes my way, yeah, far away
Here we go again, infatuation
Touches me just when I
Thought that it would end
Woah, then again it seemed
Much more than that but
I'm not sure exactly what you're thinking
Well,I toss and turn all night
Thinking of your ways of affection
But to find that it's not different at all
Well I throw away my past mistakes
And contemplate my future
That's when I say, what the hey
Would it last forever?
You and I together, hand and hand
We run away, far away
I'll beat that nasty weather
But I'll take whatever you can
Give that comes my way, yeah, far away
Let's go fucking crazy
Well,I toss and turn all night
Thinking of your ways of affection
But to find that it's not different at all
Well I throw away my past mistakes
And contemplate my future
That's when I say, what the hey
Would it last forever?
You and I together, hand and hand
We run away, far away
I'll beat that nasty weather
But I'll take whatever you can
Give that comes my way, far away,
Far away
Going to Pasalacqua
You and I together, hand and hand
We run away, far away
I'll beat that nasty weather
But I'll take whatever you can
Give that comes my way, yeah, far away
Let's go fucking crazy
Well,I toss and turn all night
Thinking of your ways of affection
But to find that it's not different at all
Well I throw away my past mistakes
And contemplate my future
That's when I say, what the hey
Would it last forever?
You and I together, hand and hand
We run away, far away
I'll beat that nasty weather
But I'll take whatever you can
Give that comes my way, far away,
Far away
Going to Pasalacqua
by Gothic Miscreant August 17, 2024
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by Gothic Miscreant October 21, 2023
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