Gordo's definitions

Miur

An exotic pet with a very short temper. Has a severe case of dyslexia and lives under the dilusion that it can teach math. Is usually kept in a zoo if one is released into the wild it can be extremely dangerous.

I replaced my guard dogs with Miurs

by Gordo December 4, 2003

spamela

a derogatory nickname for a fat blonde girl
spam = fat
pamela = blonde

Priest: I accidentally christened that girl "Spamela" and her parents twatted me across the head with a shovel

by gordo January 4, 2005

HIVy

the official mascot of the AIDS virus. "HIVy" is an HIV-positive blood drop that teaches children, in an fun and informative manner, the dangers of the AIDS virus and how to prevent it from entering your body.

"watch where you're crammin your privates!" - HIVy

by Gordo September 15, 2004

wedgie

1)To have one's underwear/panties yanked up from behind.

2)The greatest Rock & Roll party band ever to exist on this or any other planet, and found at www.a2zmusic.com

I went to a WEDGIE! concert where they had several of the most bootylicious girlies in the audience get up on stage, and every one of them was given a hella fine wedgie.

by Gordo April 25, 2005

5-on-1

Male masturbation (from 5 fingers and 1 dick)

I'm so horny, I think I'm gonna go play a little 5-on-1.

by Gordo December 28, 2004

Duke of Sussex

A man’s cock.

And I lays me Duke of Sussex on me table and says…

by Gordo January 16, 2023

Baby Stick

yet another euphemism for the penis.

I got my baby stick pierced. I was really nervous and had to have a few drinks in me to work up the courage. But Jerry says he thinks it is sexy. He also says he likes the sensation.

by Gordo September 8, 2005