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Baby Stick

I got my baby stick pierced. I was really nervous and had to have a few drinks in me to work up the courage. But Jerry says he thinks it is sexy. He also says he likes the sensation.
by Gordo September 8, 2005
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wedgie

1)To have one's underwear/panties yanked up from behind.

2)The greatest Rock & Roll party band ever to exist on this or any other planet, and found at www.a2zmusic.com
I went to a WEDGIE! concert where they had several of the most bootylicious girlies in the audience get up on stage, and every one of them was given a hella fine wedgie.
by Gordo April 25, 2005
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Duke of Sussex

A man’s cock.
And I lays me Duke of Sussex on me table and says…
by Gordo January 16, 2023
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Elizabeth Arden Crème

When I’m feeling a bit raunchy, I reach for a tube of Elizabeth Arden Crème. When I was a child me ma used this on her chapped lips, but me, I uses this on me Duke of Sussex. And spend the rest of me day effing and jeffing meself as when I were a wee lad.
by Gordo January 17, 2023
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HIVy

the official mascot of the AIDS virus. "HIVy" is an HIV-positive blood drop that teaches children, in an fun and informative manner, the dangers of the AIDS virus and how to prevent it from entering your body.
"watch where you're crammin your privates!" - HIVy
by Gordo September 15, 2004
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5-on-1

Male masturbation (from 5 fingers and 1 dick)
I'm so horny, I think I'm gonna go play a little 5-on-1.
by Gordo December 28, 2004
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spamela

a derogatory nickname for a fat blonde girl
spam = fat
pamela = blonde
Priest: I accidentally christened that girl "Spamela" and her parents twatted me across the head with a shovel
by gordo January 4, 2005
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